- Hi, I'm Nick Kroll,
and I voice Maury the Hormone Monster.
- Hi, I'm Aidy Bryant,
and I'm Emmy the Lovebug.
- Hi, I'm Brandon Kyle Goodman,
and I'm Walter the Lovebug.
- Hello, I'm Randall Park,
and I play Pete the Logic Rock.
- And we are going to take a Buzzfeed quiz
to let you know which Human Resources character we are.
How's that Buzzfeed, did I do it right?
(Brandon laughs)
(upbeat instrumental music)
- First, how would your BFFs describe you?
Loyal, clever, bold, vibrant, ambitious, or sincere?
- I just have to say, Randall,
the way you say BFFs makes you sound very old.
(Nick, Aidy, and Brandon laughing)
- How did I say BFFs?
- BFFs, like it was-
(Randal laughs)
I've never heard something more dad vibes
than the way you just said BFFs.
- I did not realize I was saying it that way, but I'm old.
- You're mature.
- Well, I would say I'm famously sincere.
I'm known for this.
(Nick and Brandon laughing)
- Mine is loyal.
- [Aidy] Yeah. - [Nick] Yeah.
- Yeah, I think mine's loyal too.
- I like, wanted to say loyal,
but I feel like my friends would be like,
you're not that (beep) loyal.
(Brandon and Aidy laugh)
- Toxic.
- I'm going-
Yeah, I'm going-
Yeah, I wish toxic was a choice.
I can't be toxic. (group laughing)
I went with clever.
The next one is choose a celebrity
for your character to work with,
and the options are Zendaya, Chris Evans,
Beyonce,
John Maloony-
I think is how you pronounce that name,
is that right? John Maloony?
Michelle Obama, and Brad Pit.
- That's quite the stack.
That's a crew.
- I know.
- So we got Lovebugs, we got Logic Rocks,
and we got a Hormone Monster.
It's claimed on the show
that Michelle and Barack Obama were-
who are they clients of?
- Sonya, Sonya the Lovebug.
- Sonya, the Lovebug worked with Michelle.
And she's always dropping that knowledge.
So we'll leave-
I'll leave that for her.
Is it weird to say
that I would be psyched to be
Zendaya's hormone monster?
That'd be fun, right? - I think that's good.
- Yeah. - Oh yeah.
She's having a moment right now.
So you know things are going good.
- I know, well I would just encourage her
to keep tearing little Tom Holland apart, you know?
(Nick, Aidy, and Brandon laughing)
- I think that I'll go with Brad Pitt,
because I'm like, what's up, babe?
(Nick laughs)
(Brandon laughs) - What's up, babe?
- What's love, you know?
Are you like-
Yeah, you're like,
what is love for Brad pit right now?
- Yeah, it's between Chris Evans and Beyonce.
I feel like that's an obvious choice, right?
Beyonce. - Yeah. Sorry.
(Brandon laughing)
- Sorry, Mr. Evans.
- Sorry, Mr. Evans, but I'ma be with Beyonce.
- I think I go with John Maloony, what was it Nick?
How do you pronounce it? - It's John Maloony.
- I think I go with John Maloony.
'Cause as I understand,
he just had a baby,
and I think, you know, when you have a baby,
you could use some logical thinking,
'cause it's a stressful time.
- Great. - Thank you.
- Okay, who's ready for the next one?
Choose a character to trust with a secret.
Is it Mona the Hormone Monstress,
Kitty the Depression Kitty,
Rick the Hormone Monster,
Tito the Anxiety Mosquito,
Lionel the Shame Wizard,
or Rochelle the Lovebug?
- Trust with a secret?
- Hmm. - Hmm.
- As the person who voices Rick the Hormone Monster,
I would not trust him with a secret.
Oh, you know I might 'cause he wouldn't remember it.
- Yeah.
- He'd be like, "I don't know,
I don't remember anything anymore."
(group laughs)
- It's like he's in the room!
- Yeah, so I'm gonna trust Rick the Hormone Monster
with a secret,
'cause it's truly a vault.
It will not escape.
- I'm gonna trust Rochelle the Love Bug, 'cause you know,
me and Michelle are best friends on the show.
I feel that that's a gorgeous fit.
- Yeah. I'm gonna trust Rochelle as well.
I'm in love with her,
or Pete is, and uh- (Nick laughs)
- Oh! - Am I allowed to say that?
- I think so.
I mean you're-
it's a more of a spoiler that you, Randal Park,
are in love with Rochelle the Lovebug.
(group laughs)
That's the real...
- I am, I am in love with Rochelle the Love Bug,
so I'm picking Rochelle.
- I'm also gonna pick Rochelle, three for Rochelle.
- I'm just gonna put it out there.
Rick's trustworthy. - No.
- (Brandon laughs) Yeah, we'll keep that-
I'll read the next one.
(Nick speaking gibberish)
(Aidy and Brandon laugh)
- This gives me anxiety.
Choose a song to belt out at karaoke.
Oof, okay.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston,
"Truth Hurts" by Lizzo,
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA,
"Umbrella" by Rihanna,
"Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles,
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain.
These are good picks.
- I feel like you guys would be good at karaoke.
- Oh no, it shakes me to my core.
- Me too. More than anything.
- Like doing it and hearing it, it's like, cringing.
- I have, like, a mental breakdown where I'm like,
I'm already an actor, like get off stage.
Like I feel guilty, like I shouldn't be doing it.
But nevertheless, I will choose
"Man I Feel Like a Woman"
by Shania Twain. - Yes!
- Nevertheless-
- I'm gonna choose "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
by Whitney Houston.
I have sung that at karaoke before.
- I've sung "Umbrella" at karaoke.
So I'ma go with "Umbrella" by Rihanna.
- I will choose "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo,
because I'm not a great singer,
but I'm a very talented floutist.
So I usually bring a flute with me
to all karaoke events to-
so I'll mainly focus on that.
- And finally- - Yeah, okay.
- Sorry, no I didn't mean- - Choose...
- Finally-
- I was trying to take it out of-
Aidy, I didn't wanna take an intro away from you,
I feel terrible now. - Now. No, I don't wanna do-
I don't wanna be here.
(group laughs)
- I really wanna do this intro.
Can I do it?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes.
- And finally, choose something important
from Human Resources.
Becca's new baby,
the Need Demons,
Nadia's Berkeley acceptance,
the Chugger,
sensitivity training,
Yara's time distortion.
- This is one of the more,
no offense Buzzfeed,
bizarre things to try to wrap one's head around.
(group laughing)
Choose something important for Human Resources, so-
(Nick laughs)
Becca's new baby, I had a baby in the last year.
So I was able to personally identify very much
with that story.
I will also say Yara's time distortion,
which is about an older woman's issues with dementia
and Brandon Kyle Goodman as her Lovebug, Walter,
is one of my favorite- - It's beautiful.
- and most beautiful stories.
- Yes. - Me too.
- I'm gonna say Yara's time distortion,
'cause I cried reading that.
I mean, that's how you measure importance, right?
How much you cry?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
(Brandon laughs)
- I clicked Nadia's Berkeley acceptance.
- Oh.
- But that was an accident, but it happened already so-
- Well... - That's what we're gonna do.
That was what the universe wanted.
- Yeah, that's what's important to the universe.
- I'll choose the Chugger,
'cause I really like the Chugger.
That's right. - That's a peak Logic Rock-
- an Emmy story.
That's a real classic, like, office workplace
kind of storyline.
And there's nothing more important to you
than office workplace storylines, Aidy, I know that.
- I'm known for this and sincerity.
That's all I got.
(Nick, Brandon, and Randal laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Which Human Resources character are you?
- I'm Emmy the Lovebug.
Ah! - Ah!
- Yes! It says you're just like Emmy,
you're funny, sarcastic, and always trying your best.
Like Emmy,
it takes you a little while to open up to new people,
but once you do,
you become their friend for life.
You're a glass-half-empty kind of person
who sometimes needs reminding
that you're capable of so many great things.
- Aw.
- I am Walter the Lovebug.
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- Lovebugs!
- Walter the Lovebug.
You're just like Walter.
You're kindhearted, enthusiastic,
and just a little bit zany.
Yeah, I am zany.
(Brandon laughs)
You tend to brighten every room you walk into,
and people truly cannot get enough of your positive energy.
You feel deeply, and you have all the passion in the world.
- Aw.
- That's nice.
- That's actually- - That is really nice.
- what I've heard all of your BFFs say about you.
(Aidy, Brandon, and Randal laugh)
- I'm Pete the Logic Rock, aw!
- Oh! - Whoah!
- I like how we're all getting each other.
- Okay, you're just like Pete,
you're resourceful, trustworthy,
and just a little bit of a nerd.
Like Pete, you're the realistic one of the bunch
and always tell it like it is.
People admire your blunt honesty,
because they know they can trust you above anyone else.
- That's what everyone- - Yeah, that's me.
- what everyone always says about you,
that and your sincerity.
- I'm blunt. I'm blunt and sincere.
And I love office storylines.
(Brandon laughs)
- Did you guys talk to Aidy?
Yeah, she (beep) told it like it was again.
(Brandon and Aidy laughing)
I don't know what this says about me,
but I got Maury the Hormone Monster.
You're just like Maury,
you're clever, loyal, and pretty damn cool, tbh.
Like Maury, you love to have a good time,
especially when it's with your closest friends.
I think that means that I wanna (beep) my friends?
(Aidy and Brandon laughing)
You crave a good adventure,
and people often turn to you when they need cheering up.
- That's true. - That's just true.
- You guys all do.
You guys call me every day when you're down in the dumps,
and I'm there for ya.
- (Randal laughs) That's right.
- Every day.
- Another perfect Buzzfeed quiz.
(group laughs)
- Thank you so much, Buzzfeed.
I couldn't be more thankful to you, Buzzfeed,
for having us take this quiz.
Please watch Human Resources on Netflix,
but also, go check out Buzzfeed.
It's a great site.
There's great stuff on there.
Great way to spend your day.
Now we're going to do the
"And Just Like That" quiz.
(group laughs)
We're all Samantha on a text chain.
(group laughs)
You are deaf Steve.
What'd you say Marie did?
(group laughs)