- Ah, what a beautiful day.
Agh! These dumb winds.
- Looks like someone put a bounty
on your pretty little head.
- My head is not little.
The doctor said it is exactly average.
- But is it pretty?
- Why would you ask that? Do you have eyes?
Clearly my head is beautiful.
- [Caroline] Anya, I need your help.
- Oh.
Uh, sorry, guys, Caroline needs me!
- Does she need me, too?
- Maybe I need help.
Has anyone thought of Tanner? Or Tanner's feelings?
(gunshot) See what you did?
- What?
I didn't do anything.
- Typical.
- Tanner pissed off again? - Yup.
(Caroline groans)
- Stop whining, and let's go!
- I never said you were ugly.
You are a perfectly okay-ish looking person.
- Okay-ish? (gunshot)
This is bad.
- It's gonna blow!
(whiplash explodes)
- My whiplash, it's ruined.
- Hop on.
Let's find the sweaty loser hunting you.
(intense music)
(multiple gunshots)
- Good thing I have my trusty tactical shotgun.
- Dude, that's an Auto Shotgun.
(funky upbeat music)
- Silly Caroline, if it looks like a tac, shoots like a tac,
communicates to me telepathically like a tac,
then it's a tac!
(tires squeal)
(gun fires)
- Another example of Roach being wrong.
- Well, at least I'm not the lamest, most overrated default
in the game.
(Anya, Caroline and Tanner gasp)
- Uncalled for.
(gun shooting)
- We gotta get you some heals.
- There's that Loot Llama farm nearby.
- Race you there!
(ATV screaming)
- Nice multiplier.
- Psh, anyone can do that.
I thought you were shot in the arm?
- I just want people to care about me.
- Jesus Christ.
Do you really think faking a limp
will make people love you?
- Yes. - Get on the
(beep) Quadcrasher.
(Caroling texting)
- Do you like... anime?
- Yes! I--
(engine revs)
(Anya yelp)
- Dammit! - That was almost great.
- Where's that dumb Llama Farm?
- Well, good day, cadets.
I'm pleased to see you're visiting
my Supply Llama Animal Rescue.
- Rescue?
- Some people think it's okay to hunt
and murder these poor creatures.
I created this farm to save--
(guns firing)
- Bandies and minis?
What a waste.
(liquid burbles) - Wow, the weather outside
is getting pretty crazy.
- Do you need some help with that?
- It's really more of a one person job.
- Look, I know we had a bit of a fight earlier,
and... I'm sorry I made fun of your head,
and... you're not an overrated default.
You're my friends, and I love you guys.
- Thank you, I needed that.
Sometimes the constant teasing gets to me.
- I thought you liked joking around?
- I do just not always at my expense.
- Your feelings are valid.
I may be a serial killer,
but I'm all about resolving conflict
in relationships through honest communication.
- Did your court mandated therapist
make you memorize that sentence?
- Yes, yes she did.
- So cute, wow, tender bro moment.
We need to leave now.
- We're in the circle.
What could be so terrible that we have to leave?
Oh, a tall angry circle.
Cool. - It's called a tornado idiot.
- Watch that language, missy.
(torn honks)
Get in, (beep)!
(wind whooshing)
- Do you think we should hire Lt. John Llama?
I kinda feel bad for him.
- That freak? No way.
(tires squeal)
(Lt. John Llama sobbing)
- It's my fault.
It's my fault!
(guns firing)
(man screams)
- Nice.
Oh!
Less nice, less nice!
(Tanner yawns)
- Oh my god, turn right!
(Anya grunts)
The tornado is reloading!
- That's right!
You can't catch us!
- It... it can't be.
(dramatic music)
- We're back.
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