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- Passive aggressive comment.
- Heightening my voice and softening my facial features.
- Maintaining my tone but saying the opposite.
- I wish I couldn't read your energy,
but I totally can.
Keeping my cool while frantically trying to figure out
what this is really about.
- Letting my real attitude seep through.
- Charmingly trying to decipher
why the fuck you're mad.
- Reminding you of something this is totally not about.
- Matching your tone, trying to get the upper hand.
- Presentation of evidence.
- Scrambling, scrambling, scrambling.
- Feeling like I'm winning and losing at the same time.
- Changing the subject to how you acquired the evidence.
- Keeping on subject.
- Pretending like my issue is just as legitimate as yours.
- Raising my voice so you know I'm serious.
- Questioning your sanity as to label myself
the level-headed one.
- Asking for answers, although I might not want them.
- I have excuses.
They're bad excuses, but I have them.
- Emotions.
- Trying to explain why I'm not 100% wrong,
even though I know I'm not 100% right.
- Chris, projecting all of my past relationships
onto you, blaming your entire fucking gender,
cutting you down in an entirely new way.
- Bringing up something that you did
a long time ago that's a little bit like this.
- Denial.
- Accusation.
- I hate that you're kind of making me understand
your situation.
- Now I'm just getting angry so I don't feel
like the bad guy.
- I want to hurt you but I would never throw this at you.
Power move.
- Well, now I'm acting like I'm mad about that.
- I regret that.
Vulnerable emotion.
- Vulnerable effort at an explanation,
and apology.
- Feeling like I can't trust you for the first time.
- Getting your attention, getting your attention.
I would never fuck this girl
unless I was single, and then I totally, totally would.
- Reluctant to accept your loyalty.
- Lighthearted comment and effort to change the tone.
- Speaking like a normal person,
but not forgetting this.
- Trying to end this on a positive note.
Suggesting we do something that you love,
even though you know I hate it.
- Glad we're on the same page,
but filing this so I can bring it up
in a later fight.
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