• From pouring boiling water on our privates, to pissing on the principal’s desk, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
craziest things that happened at our schools – I’m Dolan and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – Airielman Hellbent One time in middle school, Hellbent was sitting
with his friends in the lunchroom when they dared him to pour a steaming hot chocolate
in his pants.
Not one to chicken out of dares, Hellbent took his hot cup and poured it directly into
his underpants.
His penis instantly felt like it was on fire and he screamed but his friends just laughed
so he ran straight to the toilet.
After rinsing his wiener under a tap and changing his pants, he returned to his friends who
thought it was the funniest thing they’d ever seen.
9 - yeahtoast757 Pringle One day when Pringle was on his lunch break
at school, he noticed a fight had broken out between a group of students near him.
Suddenly, another group of students started fighting each other.
And then another.
And another!
He looked around him and noticed there were six different fights happening at the same
time.
He started backing away and luckily he narrowly avoided a fist flying past his face.
Half of the school’s teachers were involved, trying to break up the violence.
When it was finally time to go back to class, almost every student had a black eye or an
icepack on their heads.
8 – Techrenamon Zaraganba When he was in grade 2, Zaraganba thought
it was a good idea to sneakily grab a chocolate pudding out of his bag and eat it while the
teacher was teaching.
Unfortunately the teacher caught him.
He pointed at Zaraganga and yelled "No eating in class!”
In a moment of sheer panic and desperation, he rushed to hide the pudding under his butt
so he could pretend he didn’t know what the teacher was talking about.
But to his dismay, the pudding cup exploded and shot pudding all over a nearby bookshelf.
The teacher stood there in shock, thinking Zaraganba had shat everywhere.
When he realised it was in fact pudding, he was sent to detention.
7 – Wonderrolls Emojie When Emojie was in 7th grade, his math teacher
was very oblivious.
So when they were given a pop quiz one day, Emojie was telling jokes at the back of the
class with his friends.
Suddenly someone told a joke that was so hilarious that Emojie laughed and farted really loud.
It was so loud that a teacher ran in from another room to check what had happened.
He was sent to the principal’s office for disruption of class and everyone in the class
made fart noises behind him for the rest of the year.
They also gave him a shitty nickname: ass explosion.
Even the teacher called Emojie ‘ass explosion’ for some time.
6 – Vgreown Pandora Pandora was sitting in the lunchroom in 8th
grade, talking to her friends when suddenly, these two girls started yelling at each other.
One, thing lead to another, and the next thing they knew, these two girls were punching each
other, screaming and pulling each other's hair.
Pandora asked someone what the fight was about and apparently it started when one of them
had apparently stolen the other girl’s seat.
So naturally, they both beat the shit out each other.
When Pandora walked past the detention room later that day, the two girls were inside,
fighting again.
Must have been some chair.
5 – Portalrunner2002 Nixxiom When Nixxiom was in 8th grade, he was returning
from lunch break, waiting for everyone to enter the classroom.
He was too busy eating his instant noodles from a cup and didn't see that the teacher
had rearranged the desks.
He walked straight in, hit a desk and went flying over it onto the ground, followed by
the desk and all of the noodles.
He lay there injured under the desk, covered in sticky noodles while everyone laughed at
him.
Even the teacher was rolling on the flooring laughing.
Eventually someone helped him up and he was told to finish his lunch before smashing into
desks from now on.
4 – MoonPerson1325 Tolop When Tolop was in high school, he was sitting
next to a friend who occasionally had seizures.
Everything was going okay until he started violently convulsing.
Tolop remembered that he was supposed to stick something in his friend’s mouth to protect
his teeth, so in a moment of panic, he stuck his own hand into his friend’s mouth.
He immediately bit down and locked his jaw.
For the next 2 or 3 minutes the entire class was screaming as he desperately tried to free
himself from his bear trap mouth.
When he finally let go, Tolop ended up having to go to the hospital where he got a total
of 12 stitches.
Even though it was scary at the time, they both look back and laugh and are still friends
to this day.
3 – guranjan SpinalPalm One time in grade 5, SpinalPalm’s friend
was complaining that he felt sick throughout the school day, and at recess they were playing
soccer.
Someone ended up passing the ball to his friend, when suddenly his friend went ghost-white.
He apparently couldn’t hold it in anymore and a stream of poop exploded down his shorts,
covering his shoes and the soccer ball too.
He kicked the ball to SpinalPalm before running to the toilet.
As a reflex, SpinalPalm kicked the ball to stop it, but his friend’s poop splattered
all over his foot and clothes.
Unfortunately he’ll never forget the smell of his friend’s poop flying past his face.
2 – Ichidon Doopie When Doopie was at school, she was sitting
an important exam.
Everyone was finishing writing when the teacher told everyone to put their pens down.
The kid sitting next to Doopie realised he had instantly failed and started to rage.
The guy was screaming that the exam was rigged
and
it how it was unfair.
He was so angry he stormed out the room.
Doopie and a few students followed him out of amusement.
He went straight to the principal’s office, walked in, dropped his pants and took a piss
all over the principal’s desk.
It was insane.
People still talk about it to this day.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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