ed it to Shawn?
Once, all right? When we were still dating a long time ago!
Only because he showed me a picture of Angela.
Hey! You showed him that?
Hey!
How come I never get to see nothing?
That was a private gift from me to you!
I know. I know. I'm sorry, all right?
I can't believe you, man.
Come on, Rachel, we're brothers.
Brothers tell each other everything.
We're only half brothers, all right? I only have to tell you half.
But you weren't loyal to me, Jack! No one was!
Hey, wait a minute. I took your side! That's not fair!
Hey, I'm on your side, too.
It's Cory and Shawn that we're mad at.
I still can't get this honey out of my hair.
What's going on?
Oh, as if you didn't know!
Our team just got even. Their team's being a bad sport.
You're gonna pretend that you don't know what they did to me?
They blew this up for the whole wide world to see!
Fun, huh?
(SNICKERING)
Funny, huh?
The legend continues.
Rachel, I am so sorry. I had nothing to do with this.
Why did I have nothing to do with this?
Uh-oh.
I am on your team, remember? Uh-oh.
We make decisions together! Remember?
It was Shawn's idea.
Uh-oh!
But of course.
Whenever there's trouble, Shawn can't be too far behind.
It was a nice toast at the wedding, Shawn.
It's Cory and Topanga now.
Cory and Topanga are best friends, not Cory and Shawn.
I thought we were a team.
Hey, look, we're all in this together.
Yeah, for once, I thought we were!
For once, I thought it could be the three of us!
That's why I wanted to be on your guys' team.
To be part of the legendary team, but I guess I'm not.
Rachel, I'm sorry.
Why are you all taking Rachel's side?
You've known me and Shawn all your life.
You've known Rachel, what, a couple of years?
Oh, Rachel, I'm really sorry.
That's not how we think of you or anything.
No, it's not.
How stupid am I? I actually thought that you guys were my friends.
Of course we are!
Rachel, you were in our wedding!
I really thought that you guys let me into your special world.
I guess the joke really is on me.
And I guess it's no accident
the way the teams are picked around here.
Yeah, what a coincidence, huh?
Lifelongers versus...
I guess I really don't know what we are.
Come on. Angela...
Jack!
It's okay. It's okay, all right?
It's you and you and me now.
All right. It's you and me now.
Okay, it's just me now.
I cannot believe that you would take Rachel's side over mine!
All right, look. I'm glad you're both here. Listen to me.
I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi.
Gandhi's an Indian.
He's a Cherokee, I think, but it's not really what's important.
Gandhi is a master at solving all conflicts peacefully.
Now, the first thing we need to do is start a dialogue.
Okay, see, to have a dialogue, somebody has to talk.
"Somebody has to talk." Yeah.
So, who's gonna go first?
Oh, to hell with you, man.
Now, see, that's good. Let's build from that.
To hell with you, too.
I don't think you guys are getting it,
so I'm gonna skip right ahead to the next chapter,
which is, of course, "The Hunger Strike."
I will not eat or drink until the two of you make up.
Okay, go! Om.
Looks good.
You got a cheeseburger there?
Have a little bit of pie?
It's fine, it's fine.
(CHANTING) Yum.
Oh, I'm so freaking hungry!
Eric, butt out!
I can't butt out. I'm the peacemaker.
That's why I was on both sides. Remember? Shh.
You weren't on anybody's side.
What are you talking about? Everybody wanted me!
No. Nobody wanted you!
What?
Nobody wanted you on their team!
What did you do that for?
Don't tell me what to do, moron!