I have to tell you
that a lot of people are excited
because apparently,
there's a lot of vaccines in the pipeline.
Yep.
And people think maybe all of us
will get vaccinated in the next month or so,
which is exciting.
Yeah.
But, I think there's something we're going to miss.
I think that once audiences come back,
and they're packed in here.
And they're making all that noise.
We might miss this quietness.
Yeah.
We might miss the fact that
you and I can just talk each other
in this kind of environment without...
I mean, first of all,
we lose 8 minutes of show when I come out up top.
And people are just like, "Oh my God. It's him."
You know, "Ahhh"...
Yeah, yeah. And they're like, what's wrong with him.
Like when they say...
No, they're not saying that.
Oh, oh.
There's a lot of...
I thought you meant something else.
No, no, no...
There's a lot of you know, "Whoo, whoo and Conan... ahh".
And you know, it's great.
Very few humans have ever known what it's like
to be worshiped in that way.
Yeah.
But, my point is...
We lose a lot of valuable showtime.
Yep.
And then, I talk to you,
and they're like, "Andy, woo Andy".
And there's a lot of shrieking and howling.
And people throwing bras at you.
And panties.
That's right. Wanting me to put them on, just...
Yes, oh yeah.
Cause I obviously need support.
Yeah, yeah.
They want you to wear it.
Yes. They're unmentionables.
And you do...
Which again that's another 4 minutes of you
taking off your clothes, and putting on.
Yeah, a little fashion show.
The bra and underwear.
Yeah, and that's again, that's all fine and good.
But, then there's a lot of "Woo, woo, woo",
throughout the show.
And this right here, this is about as real as it gets.
Yeah.
It's pretty much a couple of people helping us out here.
But, it's pretty much an abandoned theater.
This is all meat, no filler.
Yeah, you get this kind of energy between the two of us.
Right.
It would be good when those audiences come back,
don't you think?
It'll be nice, frankly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just to hear and feel something.
Something.