Subtitles by Jin_Gaster
L: Ho ho ho!
The heroes are already running away! And they didn't even know I was here!
My dad's gonna make me son of the month!
S: Who the hell are you?
L: I'm...!
The bad guy!
I even have my own theme song! It goes like this!
Da da da da!
Da da da da da da da da da da!
Da da da da!
Da da da da da da da da da da!
S: Those...aren't lyrics...
L: Yeah they are!
S: You're just saying "DA DA DA" over and over!
L: Give me a second, gosh!
Lyric writing is really hard!
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
Beep beep on the mic, on the bike,
Gonna strike, better get out of my way!
Pedal on, 'till the lightners are gone,
And then I'm gonna say yay!
ʸᵃʸᵎ
S: Um...
S: Hey- L: Oh you sweet fools and clowns!
Tonight you're going down!
Gonna get the goal as I go rolling,
Through this empty town!
Oh don't you know,
In our dark fountain and your tears,
You're gonna drown!
Spare the rod and spoil me!
I'm the coolest in my family!
I'm the villain in the game!
And your face is kinda lame!
In my kingdom you will find,
Nothing's ever gonna shine!
Dare you dare my maze of signs?
S: I am losing my mind...
L: Here I go, my father's son!
Don't you know I'm number one?
S: Are you done!?
L: Um...no.
Beep beep! Here comes the wheels!
You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
You know what? I really feel
like we've grown closer today!
You can't stop my evil plan!
Now I'm gonna stand in your way!
S: Dude. Are you...just standing there?
L: No! I'm just standing there...
...MENACINGLY!
S: There are so many more way more evil things you could be doing right now...
L: Oooh! I like to way you think, purple lady!
Why, I could...
Pause for the music...
Drink straight from the lake!
Eat someone else's birthday cake!
Since I'm the bad guy,
What I want, I take!
Maybe I could dig a hole!
Then dig a bigger hole!
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!
I'm the riding ace of spades!
I'm the riding ace of spades! (I know he's the Jack of Spades don't @ me.)
Life's a game I love to play!
Coming up with rhymes is hard!
Hey! Why don't you pick a card?
S: This card says "Proud member of the Lancer Fan Club".
L: And I, for one, am so proud to be a fan of you guys!
Now we're all fans of each other!
S: Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy?
L: Huh. Maybe deep down, we're all just "guys".
L: You know what? Thank you so much for helping me come to this philosophical conclusion!
Spare the rod and spoil me!
I'm the coolest in my family!
I'm the villain-
I'm the v̶i̶l̶l̶a̶i̶n̶-̶ er, regular guy!
I came up with that rhyme on the fly!
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
Beep beep! Here comes the wheels!
You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
You know what? I really feel
Like we'll see each other soon,
And do EVIL!
S: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO RHYME THAT ONE!
L: I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIIIIIIIME!
S: Aren't you gonna finish the chorus!?
L: NO! 'Cause I'm EVIL!
I learned NOTHING WHATSOEVER!
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