[Eurodance Music]
SHUT UP!
Dude, I bet there's gonna be hella hot girls in there and all we have to do is just give them some drinks, and then they have to kiss us.
It's like the economy of the bar.
Do you believe everything you see on Jersey Shore?
Next.
Go ahead.
Whoa... I said he could come in here, not you.
We don't let little kids in here.
But I'm old enough to-
I don't think you heard me!
What are you gonna do with that?
This!
Oh!
Who the hell slaps somebody in the face with a banana?
I do, bitch! Now get out of here, both of y'all!
Next.
(hits puzzle piece)
(hits puzzle piece again)
(continues to fail to place it)
(still can't)
(Okay, Ian!)
Hey, uh, you know how you couldn't get in the bar earlier cuz you look like you're ten years old?
Yeah?
Well, I got this experimental stuff here, that's supposed to make you look older when you drink it.
(drinking)
No dude, not the whole thing!
(gasp) Oh God! it feels like a midgets inside me punching my uterus!
*screams painlessly*
(a kiss)
*sunrise music*
0-0 :O
I'm old!! IM OLD!!11 im old im old im old
Bye MA. I'm going to a bar!
Ian, you know, I don't like- who are you why are you wearing my son's clothes?!
- No, no, mom it's me! - YOU MOLESTED MY SON, MOLESTER!
You molested my son, molester!
Later that evening
next.
All right, go ahead. Hey, hold on. You look familiar.
Perhaps this will jog your memory.
How does that feel, bitch?
not good
(rappers singing) You mess with me, you end up on the floor. You talk a lot of smack, but you can't talk no more.
Why?
They ask you questions, but you have no answers. 12 rounds, fool...
Oh What the hell?
I Wanted to kiss girls. This is nothing like Jersey Shore! SH*T!
Well here comes some ladies now
That's the man who molested my son. Let's kick his butt.
Let's break his legs.
Let's reach our hands down his throat and pull out his intestines and wrap 'em around his neck and
Strangle him
*laughs*
- Let's just kick his butt. - Fine.
Later that next day
I'm sorry Ian, but the beating has left your face severely deformed
Yeah, you may puke the first time you see your face. I know I sure did the first couple of times
Let's get those bandages off okay
I'm sorry, Ian, but that's something you're just gonna have to live with.
I look...
DISGUISTING!!
Oh, and I've got this package here for you
Payback bitch! HA!, I was wearing a fake head the whole time.
Bitch!
Watch me interview my future self at Smosh.com. boxers or briefs.
I my tighty whitey guy, okay
And thanks for that subscribing thing that some of you guys do it's it's nice, and it makes me love you.