>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO KHAL'S DROGOS GHOST DOJO, WHERE WE TALK
TO SOME OF THE HUNDREDS OF "GAME OF THRONES" CHARACTERS WHO HAVE
BEEN KILLED OFF THE SHOW. I AM ZERBO, BLOODWRITER TO THE
GREAT CARL HIMSELF. CARL, HOW ARE YOU FEELING
TONIGHT? >> MM.
>> ALL RIGHT. SO, CARL IS NOT THE BIGGEST
TALKER BUT HE'S A COOL DUDE WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.
DO YOU GOT ANY FUN PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, KARL?
[ SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY ] >> COOL.
CO, CO, CO, CO, COOL. VERY STILL.
VERY COOL. YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS A
LITTLE BIT THERE, KARL? EVER HEARD OF THE TERM MAN
SPREADING? YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAST THEY'LL
KILL OFF A CHARACTER! AND I'M BACK.
REVIVED BY A WITCH. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S START THE SHOW AND MEET OUR FIRST GHOST.
HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE TO SAVE BRANDON MIRA.
PLEASE WELCOME, HODOR! ♪♪♪
>> HODOR. WHAT'D YOU DO?
HODOR. WHY?
WHAT'D YOU DO? HODOR.
>> OKAY, THAT WAS GREAT. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, HODOR.
REALLY GLAD THAT WE GOT YOU TWO TOGETHER.
HEY, WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THE DOOR FOR OUR NEXT GUEST?
>> HOLD THE DOOR? HOLD THE DOOR!
HOLD THE DOOR! HODOR!
>> THANKS, HODOR. >> YEAH, PLEASE, NO TROUBLE AT
ALL. NO TROUBLE.
>> ALL RIGHT. OUR NEXT GUEST WAS A RELIGIOUS
ZEALOT WHO LED THE FACE OF THE SEPTON UNTIL HE GOT EXPLODED.
PLEASE WELCOME THE HIGH SPARROW. >> SHAME, SHAME.
I'M JUST PLAYING. >> I'M GLAD.
ALL THE TIME AND NEVER HAD SEX. FOR REAL.
>> AND WE ENDED UP IN THE SAME HEAVEN!
IT ALMOST MAKES YOU QUESTION RELIGION.
>> WELL, HEY, YOU RAN THAT WHOLE TEAM.
>> YOU NO LIKE TEAM? >> YOU RUINED MY POTATO SACK!
>> WOW. OKAY.
I ACTUALLY NEED TO SAVE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT MOLTEN GOLD TO MAKE
A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET, BUT NO WORRIES, I GUESS.
>> THERE IS DANGER. WHERE ARE THE STARK CHILDREN?
ARYA, SANSA, THE CRIPPLE IN THE SLED.
>> WAIT, BRIENNE OF TARTH? ARE YOU EVEN DEAD?
I MEAN, THE SHOW'S BEEN OUT FOR SO LONG, I'M HONESTLY ASKING.
>> I HAVE SWORN A BLOOD OATH TO FIND AND PROTECT THE STAR
CHILDREN WHEREVER THEY MAY BE. [ SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY ]
>> MAN, WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT IDENTITY POLITICS.
. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
KHAL NEEDS TO LEARN FROM KHAL'S MISTAKES OR KHAL NEVER WINS
OSCAR. KHAL NEVER HOLDS OSCAR.
>> WOW, WHAT A TEACHABLE MOMENT, YEAH.
NOW A QUICK WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.
>> KHAL DROGO'S GHOST DOJO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LITTLE BEARD
TWISTIES. WANT TO KEEP YOUR BEARD NEAT BUT
STILL LOOSE AND CRAZY? LITTLE BEARD TWISTIES.
AND REMEMBER THE RED WEDDING? WELL, THAT VENUE IS NOW OPEN FOR
YOUR WEDDING. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF IT
HAPPENING TWICE? WE'VE CLEANED UP ALMOST ALL OF
THE BLOOD AND HIRED A NEW WEDDING PLANNER.
DOTHRAKI WARDROBE PROVIDED BY DEAD HORSES.
WHEN A HORSE DIES, YOU WIN. AND IF YOU LIKE ELF ON A SHELF,
GET READY FOR KHAL ON THE WALL. HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
NAUGHTY AND HE'LL KILL YOU. >> OKAY, WE ARE BACK.
KHAL IS JUST EATING RIBS, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL
GUEST. HE'S THE WORST AND EVERYONE'S
GLAD HE'S DEAD. PLEASE WELCOME, KING JOFFREY!
♪♪♪ >> GO AHEAD AND BOO ME.
I LOVE IT. YOU'RE ALL JUST MAD YOU'RE NOT
ME. BUT CATCH ME OUTSIDE!
I SAID CATCH ME OUTSIDE! >> MAN, YOU ARE JUST DESPISED.
>> THEY THINK THEY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS.
I FEED OFF THE HATERS. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW, JOFFREY, YOU
WERE POISONED TO DEATH, CORRECT? >> HUH, WHATEVER.
>> WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE WOMAN WHO POISONED YOU IS
HERE TONIGHT? OLENNA TYRELL, GET OUT HERE!
>> OH, I KNOW YOU! >> I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU AGAIN
JUST TO [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ].
>> LET'S BREAK IT UP! LET'S BREAK IT UP.
>> LET'S TAKE A BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE WILL SEE
THE RESULTS OF OUR BIG MAKEOVER. HERE'S WHAT OBERYN MARTELL
LOOKED LIKE AFTER THE MOUNTAIN GOUGED OUT HIS EYES AND CRUSHED
HIS SKULL. AND HERE'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
NOW. ♪♪♪
THAT'S RIGHT. RIGHT HERE ON KHAL DROGO'S GHOST
DOJO! >> AND, HEY, STAY TUNED AFTER
THE SHOW FOR "TALKING DOJO," WHERE WE DISSECT EVERYTHING THAT
JUST HAPPENED IN THE GHOST DOJO. ♪♪♪
>> NO MORE AFTER SHOWS! >> BEST TIP EVER!