LET'S GET INTO THE NEWS.
DONALD TRUMP'S WHITE HOUSE DOCTOR, WHO TRUMP NOMINATED FOR
SECRETARY OF VETERAN'S AFFAIRS, IS HAVING TROUBLE GETTING
CONFIRMED BY CONGRESS.
DR. RONNY JACKSON IS BEING ACCUSED OF OVERSEEING A HOSTILE
WORKPLACE, OVER-PRESCRIBING DRUGS, AND EVEN DRINKING ON THE
JOB.
THEN AGAIN, I GOT TO SAY, I THINK I'D HAVE A DRINK TOO IF
I HAD TO CHECK DONALD TRUMP'S PROSTATE.
[LAUGHING] >> James: WOULDN'T YOU?
JUST TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF, YOU KNOW.
A HOSTILE WORKPLACE, PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND DAY
DRINKING?
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, TODAY RONNY JACKSON WAS NAMED AS ONE OF THE
NEW HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.
HOW DID IT GET THIS FAR?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE NOBODY TOOK THE TIME TO DIG INTO HIS SHADY
BACKGROUND AND LACK OF JUDGMENT.
TO BE CLEAR, I'M TALKING ABOUT TRUMP NOW.
[LAUGHING] >> James: IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE
NEWS, FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON
IS IN WASHINGTON FOR THE FIRST OFFICIAL STATE VISIT OF THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
AND YESTERDAY, HE JOINED DONALD TRUMP IN PLANTING A TREE OUTSIDE
THE WHITE HOUSE.
WE'VE GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HERE.
IT WAS A HISTORIC MOMENT.
IT REALLY WAS.
USUALLY IT'S A LAWYER WHO HAS TO BURY STUFF FOR DONALD TRUMP.
THE TREE WAS A GIFT FROM MACRON AND HIS WIFE.
IS THIS A GOOD GIFT?
I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON DIPLOMACY BUT I CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE
GIFT TO GIVE SOMEONE THAN SAYING "HEY, HERE'S SOME MORE YARD
WORK."
BUT THE VISIT GOT A LITTLE AWKWARD TODAY IN FRONT OF THE
CAMERAS.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM PERFECT.
HE IS PERFECT.
[LAUGHING] >> James: HE TOLD THE PRESIDENT
OF FRANCE THAT THERE IS DANDRUFF ON HIS JACKET IN FRONT OF THE
WHOLE WORLD.
YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO SOMEONE'S FACE.
YOU SAY IT BEHIND THEIR BACK.
AND THEN YOU HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.
NOT TO THEIR FACE.
TO BE HONEST THOUGH, IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE TRUMP BEING
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE INSTEAD OF HIS NORMAL
AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.
TRUMP BRUSHED DANDRUFF OFF MACRON'S SHOULDER.
BUT THEN IT GOT EVEN MORE AWKWARD WHEN MACRON TRIED TO
WIPE OFF WHATEVER THAT STUFF IS ALL OVER DONALD TRUMP'S FACE.
"I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.
OH, NO, THAT IS YOUR FACE."
IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS, AT LAST NIGHT'S UTAH JAZZ N.B.A. PLAYOFF
GAME, REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY WAS
SPOTTED HECKLING AN OPPOSING PLAYER FOR COMMITTING HIS FOURTH
FOUL.
HERE HE IS HERE: >> A FOUL CALLED --
[LAUGHING] >> RUBIO --
[LAUGHING] >> James: FOUR FINGERS.
FUN FACT, FOUR IS ALSO HOW DORKY HE LOOKS ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO
THREE.
CAN WE SEE HIM AGAIN?
NOTHING TELLS THE VOTERS, "I'M A REGULAR JOE SIX-PACK" LIKE GOING
TO THE GAME IN A BRAND-NEW JERSEY OVER A $700 BROOKS
BROTHERS SHIRT.
THIS IS A STRAEUPG STORY.
A MAILMAN IN BROOKLYN WAS CAUGHT STASHING NEARLY 17,000 PIECES OF
UNDELIVERED MAIL FOR MORE THAN A DECADE BECAUSE HE WAS
"OVERWHELMED" BY THE AMOUNT HE HAD TO DELIVER.
SEE, I KNEW BEYONCEÉ WROTE M BACK, I KNEW SHE DID.
I'M NOT CRAZY.
HE DIDN'T DELIVER IT.
THE MAILMAN TOLD INVESTIGATORS HE, "MADE SURE TO DELIVER THE
IMPORTANT MAIL."
SO BASICALLY, HE'S A HUMAN SPAM FILTER.
THIS GUY DESERVES SOME KIND OF AWARD!
AND FINALLY, A NEW BLOOMBERG ARTICLE ABOUT EYE DISEASE
SUGGESTS THAT BY THE YEAR 2050 HALF OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION
COULD BE NEARSIGHTED.
EYEGLASS SALES ARE EXPECTED TO DOUBLE IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS.
HALF OF US WILL BE WEARING GLASSES BY 2050.
THE OTHER HALF WILL BE THE JOCKS PICKING ON US.
IT WILL HAVE UPSIDES THOUGH, SOON PEOPLE WILL HAVE A GENUINE
REASON TO BE SQUINTING IN THEIR INSTAGRAM PHOTOS LIKE THIS.
[LAUGHING] >> James: THEY SAY --
THEY SAY THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN JUST 30 YEARS, BUT I THINK
THIS COULD HAPPEN SOONER.
HALF OF THIS COUNTRY VOTED FOR A GUY WHO SAID, "I HAVE NO PLAN,
BUT TRUST ME I'LL FIX EVERYTHING."
HALF OF US ARE ALREADY PRETTY SHORT-SIGHTED.