So conservatives and even some secret service agents are still a little angry about Cassidy
Hutchinson saying that Donald Trump quote, lunged for the steering wheel of the beast,
which is of course the name of the presidential limo that he was in leaving the stop.
The steel rally and business insider actually talked to a former secret service agent this
week who explained that this story was totally just really not realistic because Trump's
just too fat to pull it off.
And I wish I was kidding, but here's what this secret service agent told business insider
this week.
, he's not the most agile human being.
Trump's not a little guy, right.
And the space to actually be able to lunge towards the wheel is not that big.
I don't mean to sound disparaging to the former president, but just his girth would prevent
him from actually getting to the steering wheel.
His girth, just a, just a big old boy.
Right.
Can't reach through the tiny little hole that separates, you know, the driver from the passengers.
Um, okay.
I mean, I guess we're going with the OJ Simpson defense, right?
If the glove don't fit in this case, it's if the president doesn't fit through the tiny
little hole, because he is too fat to fit through the hole, then you know, the whole
story just falls apart right then and there.
And trust me, look, I'm saying this is a guy who also could not fit through the tiny hole.
Okay.
I, I have no delusions.
about my size.
Okay.
I know I'm a big guy.
I love food and I make no apologies for that same thing with Donald Trump.
You know, there's lots of horrible things about him, but I'm not gonna sit here and
mock him because of his weight, because he could turn around and do that to me as well.
Hey, we're two peas in a pot in that regard.
And in that regard only by the way, but this certainly is a unique defense, right?
Trying to say that the story can't be true because you know, Trump's just, uh, large
fella.
Again, it's the OJ glove situation, but here's the deal.
Republicans want you to focus on this one particular claim from Cassidy Hutchinson.
That's the whole point of this.
They don't want you to focus on the more explosive claims, you know, that he told them to take
down the F and mags is what she said.
He said referring of course, to the metal detectors, allowing people to get into the
rally that were carrying dangerous assault weapons with them.
That's the big claim, right?
That, that that's the one that legally speaking could come back to bite Donald Trump really
hard.
So everybody wants to focus on the steering wheel issue.
Do I think for a second that Donald Trump actually ever thought he could steer the,
the, the car from the back seat?
No, I
Don't.
I don't think that he maybe did lunch for it.
Honestly.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
Do we have no video evidence of this?
Ms. Hutchinson was under oath when she said this, she understands the penalty for lying
under oath as perjury, but she also made it clear that she wasn't in the car.
That's just what the agent told her happened.
So she technically wasn't lying.
She's saying this is what the guy said had happened.
But again, focusing on this is focusing on the wrong part of the story.
At this point, you may as well be focusing on the fact that she had to clean up, catch
up on the wall, again, humorous but not relevant.
The relevant part is that Donald Trump of course wanted the armed people at his rally
so that he wouldn't be embarrassed by the small crowd size.
Yes, Donald Trump is a big guy as the agent put it.
He's got a lot of girth to him.
He can't fit through the hole.
Wonderful, irrelevant also.
And let's not forget that going forward.
Let's not let conservatives capture that narrative and try to focus on this one thing that again,
isn't humanly possible because of the dude's size.
That part doesn't matter.
What matters is the fact that he wanted people with automatic weapons to be a part of that
crowd.
And don't forget that.