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♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, WELCOME
BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING 2 THE ELECTION RESULTS.
MAYBE YOU KNOW, WE DON'T.
WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING.
IT HAS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ASKING
QUESTIONS LIKE, CAN BIDEN WIN WITHOUT PENNSYLVANIA?
WHEN WILL WE GET PENNSYLVANIA'S FINAL RESULTS?
AND WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU STARE REAL HARD AT THIS GRAPH OF
PENNSYLVANIA'S VOTE COUNT?
JIMMY-- WE'RE NOT ON SHOWTIME ANYMORE.
THANK YOU.
AND ADULTS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH QUESTIONS.
SO MANY KIDS ARE HOME RIGHT NOW AND THEY'VE BEEN ASKING THEIR
PARENTS A LOT OF DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS ELECTION.
SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT BY ANSWERING SOME REAL QUESTIONS
FROM REAL KIDS, SENT IN BY PARENTS WHO COULD USE A REAL
BREAK.
SO IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION OF...
"KIDS QUESTIONS: ELECTION EDITION!"
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WERE BRAINSTORMING NEW TITLES.
HELLO, CHILDREN.
MY NAME IS STEPHEN AND I'M AN EXPERT ON DEMOCRACY.
THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE AND NO ONE ELSE GETS A SAY.
TODAY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK ANY QUESTION YOU'D
LIKE.
WHO'S FIRST.
>> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PRESIDENT?
>> Stephen: GREAT QUESTION, WILLA, THE MAIN REASON THERE HAS
TO BE A PRESIDENT IS SO THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS TO HAVE A
BOSS.
WITHOUT A SUPERVISOR THE VICE PRESIDENT MIGHT STOP
SHOWING UP TO WORK AND NO ONE WOULD BE AROUND TO DO ALL THE
IMPORTANT VICE PRESIDENTING.
WHO ELSE HAS A EQUESTION.
>> CAN CHEESE VOTE?
>> Stephen: YES, CHEESE CAN VOTE AS LONG AS IT IS AMERICAN
CHEESE AND AGED AT LEAST 18 YEARS AND, OF COURSE, CHEESE
TENDS TO VOTE IN BLOCS.
GOUDA QUESTION.
NEXT?
>> WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT.
>> Stephen: IN THE PAST HISTORIANS CALLED FRANKLIN
PIERCE OUR BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT BUT THEY WERE JUST
PICTURING HARRY STYLES.
>> CAN I VOTE FOR EMMA INSTEAD?
>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE FED UP WITH THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM BUT
I'LL GRANT YOU ELMO'S FOCUS ON LETTERS AND NUMBERS HAS BEEN
INVALUABLE.
I WANT YOU TO THINK IT THROUGH OTHERWISE IT'S A PROTEST VOTE
LIKE VOTING FOR JILL STEIN OR ANY OTHER PUPPET.
ONE MORE.
>> IF I WAS ELECTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I BE ABLE TO
PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE PINK AND PURPLE?
>> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT
AND YOUR BOW IN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PILLOW, I DON'T THINK THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE COULD STOP YOU EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO.
PLEASE PAINT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT AND
GIVE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL A GLOW-UP.
THAT'S IT.
THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIDS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE TILL YOU'RE 18, EXCEPT IN CERTAIN
PARTS TO HAVE THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU SHOULD GET IN LINE NOW.
>> Stephen: THANKS, STEPHEN, BACK WITH LARRY WILMORE.
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