Posh Henry meets Tel the Chav - Posh English Estuary Accent Upper RP Sound Posh Chav Pronunciation
Alright! Watchya students!
Iswearenglish asked me to come and talk to you a bit about what it's like being a chav.
Hello! Who's that?
Hello
My name is Henry Charles Fortescue
and I have been asked to come here
to talk to you a little bit about what it is like being posh.
He's got a terribly posh name, ain't he? Yeah!
Henry Charles Fortescue.
God! He sounds like a ponce, doesn't he?
I, me, I'm Tel. They call me Tel because my name is Terrence, right?
So, Henry, what do you like to do?
Well, I'm a great fan of horse racing
and last weekend we went to a point to point in the country, near Wantage.
there were various races with horses
and the local farmers had races and there was
a wonderful beer tent
and a tote and
I got to bet on lots of horses
So, you was down the betting shop, yer?
like being down the betting shop and betting on the horses or betting on the dogs, yer?
See what's running down Wimbledon.
Yer, in Wimbledon stadium.
Anyway, me Tel, I likes the football.
Yer? I supports Hammers.
Yer? OK? Hammers.
Come on Hammers! Hammers!
I'm forever blowing bubbles ...
Anyway, we goes gown the terraces
me and the lads and we sees ... sees the footer
and if there's any of the fans of the other team
we... we duffs them up a bit, we bashes them up, right?
Ok? We has a bit of a ruck with them
cos ... We're Hammers. We're the best boys.
Um ... That sounds terribly disgusting and terribly violent
I don't think that is the sort of thing I would like to do
Here, Henry. Do you want a roll up.
Do you wanna make yourself a roll up?
Yer. While I'm having one, yer?
I can have a r.... You can have a roll up. Yer, Go on mate.
No, thank you.
I don't smoke roll ups.
I occasionally smoke a cigar over port after a good dinner.
Yes, a nice Cuban cigar perhaps.