I'm happy that you're here.
Happy Friday.
It's Friday.
[APPLAUSE]
And I think I know why you're so excited--
because tomorrow is my birthday.
[CHEERING]
That's right.
So my birthday's January 26th, obviously.
Tomorrow.
And that means I'm an Aquarius.
It's a water sign, which makes a lot of sense
because I played a fish who lives in water.
[CHEERING]
And my body is 70% water.
And I won several wet t-shirt contests.
[LAUGHTER]
So.
Sometimes, I like to read my horoscope.
I got this one out of "Cosmo."
I just took it out of the magazine.
I left the magazine on the newsstand
because "Cosmo" is expensive, so I just took this.
Anyway, here's what it says.
"The eclipse activates your romance sector just
in time for your birthday, giving you
the experiences and relationships
and love you rightfully deserve."
I don't know what that means, but I
hope that my romance sector doesn't
get activated while I'm on TV.
[LAUGHTER]
That's all I know.
Mary, isn't the rash you have in your romance sector?
Isn't that where it is?
No.
How is it doing?
Is it cleared up?
It's great.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm just concerned about you.
I don't mean to--
Less talking about it.
OK.
All right.
Just as long as it doesn't itch anymore.
I know you were talking about it itching, and it was bad,
so I just--
but it's OK now?
Yeah.
Good.
All right.
I like where my birthday is because it's far enough away
from New Year's that people still
want to drink and eat again.
And it turns out that there's an extra benefit to my birthday.
According to this article I saw, a study
claims babies born in January and February
are most likely to be rich and famous.
[CHEERING]
Yeah, that's right.
[APPLAUSE]
It says a lot of Hollywood celebrities
were born between January 16th and February 18th.
And that's true, because I know a lot of celebrities
that have birthdays coming up, Portia de Rossi, for instance.
[APPLAUSE]
Her birthday is on the 31st, and so is Justin Timberlake's.
And Jennifer Aniston is February 11th.
And Oprah is January 29th.
And the Instagram egg was laid on January 21st.
Apparently, if you want to be rich and famous,
all you have to do is have the right birthday.
Who has a January or February birthday here?
[CHEERING]
Yeah?
Oh, boy, you're excited about it.
What's your name?
[? Liwan. ?]
What is it?
[? Liwan. ?]
[? Liwan. ?] OK, get your purse and come on down here.
[APPLAUSE]
Hi, [? Liwan. ?] A birthday hug?
Sure, I'll take a birthday hug.
My birthday, too.
When is your birthday?
Can you hold this?
Yes.
January 17th.
Are you looking for something in particular?
Yeah, I'm looking for your ID.
I don't trust you.
I want to make sure.
It's in my phone.
It's in your phone?
Yeah.
See, I have one of these things.
One of these phones?
All right, let me see.
Because I lose them.
Yeah, sure.
Right.
You don't believe me?
I have to do the same thing.
All right.
When is your birthday?
Oh, the 17th.
You just had it.
Yes.
Oh, congratulations.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
And anniversary.
On the 9th.
That's great.
All right.
And my daughter's birthday.
OK, where's your wallet?
[LAUGHTER]
It's a messy purse.
Is it this?
Yes.
OK.
Oh, it's a little princess thing.
How old did you turn?
[LAUGHTER]
It's from France.
My niece gave it to me.
I see.
So you have--
It's messy.
First of all, the--
first of all, it should all be together.
Second of all, it goes from highest to lowest.
So $20, and then, the ones.
I'm sorry.
And then-- I'm not going to--
I didn't know that this was going to happen.
Really, you didn't?
I would have straightened out my purse if I did.
So this is all you have right now in cash?
Yes.
All right.
Well, that's not rich.
[LAUGHTER]
No.
I don't fall in that category.
Yeah.
Well, you do now.
Bring her $1,000 so we can--
[CHEERING]
Really?
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Can I have another hug?
No.
No, that's all.
That's the only one.
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
So there, you're rich now.
And we'll make you--
let's make you--
[INAUDIBLE] order?
What?
It is in order.
Yeah, that's what we do around here.
I didn't know.
Just in case, if you want to check.
Why do you keep backing up from me like this?
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
Come on over here.
So are you on Instagram?
No.
Oh.
Well, you should be because let's take a picture.
And then, you'll start an Instagram account,
and people will follow you.
I will now.
All right.
Thank you so much.
[CHEERING]
This is like the greatest birthday gift--
Ever.
--ever.
Stop backing away from me.
I'm sorry.
And what do you--
Oh, my gosh.
What is your handle going to be on your Instagram?
Make it up right now so people follow you.
Because if the egg can do it, you can do it.
Me and Ellen.
OK.
Me and Ellen.
All right.
Ellen and I.
@MeAndEllen.
Yes.
OK.
We'll see if that's taken already.
[LAUGHTER]