HEY.
RACHE, UH, YOU STILL LOOKING FOR A PLACE?
YEAH, WHY?
OKAY, THERE'S THIS GUY, WARREN, FROM THE MUSEUM
AND HE'S GOING ON A DIG FOR LIKE TWO YEARS
AND HE'S GOT THIS GREAT PLACE
HE NEEDS TO SUBLET, SO, UH... YOU INTERESTED?
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I'D LOVE TO LIVE AT WARREN'S.
I LOVE WARREN.
THANK YOU.
DON'T THANK ME.
YOU WANT TO THANK SOMEONE, THANK THE VOLCANO
THAT ERUPTED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
KILLING, BUT PERFECTLY PRESERVING
AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION.
HERE'S WARREN'S NUMBER.
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
I AM GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW!
THANK YOU.
OKAY.
YOU GO CALL HIM.
I SAW IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
UM, I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT
WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW BUT WON'T ADMIT.
YOU KNOW, THAT YOU LOVE HER AGAIN.
YOU RE-LOVE HER.
LOOK, I DO NOT RE-LOVE HER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON'T JUST ADMIT IT.
OKAY, JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
LOOK, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS NOW, OKAY?
WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING STUPID?
( growling)
WELL, THE APARTMENT IS ALREADY SUBLETTED.
THIS IS JUST HOPELESS.
I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYTHING.
YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME.
WHAT?
I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE WITH YOU, ROSS.
TH-THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU.
I-I'M JUST GLAD I COULD, YOU KNOW, HELP YOU OUT.
WOW, I'M, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
THIS IS SO, SO NOT STUPID.
ROSS, ROSS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME
I MEAN, I MEAN I WAS GOING TO BE HOMELESS.
YOU'VE JUST SAVED ME.
YOU'RE MY HERO.
HERO. I, I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
OH, I HAVE TO GO TELL MONICA
WHAT A WONDERFUL BROTHER SHE HAS.
OH, PLEASE...
YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THINGS NOW, AREN'T YOU?
NO. NO, I WON'T
BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS:
THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO MY ROOMMATE DENISE.
SHE MOVED IN WITH A GUY WHO WAS SECRETLY MARRIED TO HER
AND HE SAID HE DIDN'T LOVE HER BUT HE REALLY DID
AND IT JUST BLEW UP
AND THAT'S HOW SHE ENDED UP LIVING WITH ME.
OKAY, THAT'S A LIE.
OH, I WAS JUST CLEARING SOME SPACE FOR YOUR STUFF.
OH, THANKS.
BUT, LISTEN, I WAS JUST AT MONICA'S
AND SHE AND CHANDLER HAD A BIG FIGHT
AND THEY'RE NOT MOVING IN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE NOT MOVING IN?
THEY'RE-THEY'RE STILL MOVING IN, RIGHT?
NO, NO. THEY JUST HAD A BIG BLOWOUT
OVER WHAT TO DO WITH MY ROOM.
WHAT? OVER A STUPID ROOM?
I KNOW. I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR THEM
BUT I'M ALSO REALLY PSYCHED
'CAUSE NOW I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE IN HERE.
OH. NO-NO, YEAH.
NO, THAT PART'S GREAT.
WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
UM, MONICA AND CHANDLER ARE MOVING IN AGAIN.
IT'S GREAT NEWS, RIGHT?
I MEAN, FOR THEM, RIGHT?
OH, WOW.
YEAH, BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE GET TO BE ROOMMATES AGAIN.
YE... YEAH.
YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT, UM...
ROSS, I... I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER
TO LET ME MOVE IN AND EVERYTHING, BUT...
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD?
WH-WHY?
WHY-WHY WOULD IT-- WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD?
WELL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF US--
BECAUSE OF OUR HISTORY.
( high-pitched voice ): NO!
NO?
NO! NO!
IT WOULD ONLY BE WEIRD
IF WE WERE STILL IN THAT PLACE.
I MEAN, ARE YOU STILL IN THAT PLACE?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
GOOD. ME NEITHER.
SO IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
AND WE'RE JUST TWO FRIENDS
WHO HAPPEN TO BE ROOMMATES.
OKAY, BUT, ROSS
EVENTUALLY YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE DATING.
REALLY. WE ARE.
WELL, YEAH. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
OHH.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY
WE'LL JUST WORK OUT A SYSTEM.
YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE LIKE IN COLLEGE.
I'LL HANG A HANGER ON THE DOOR AND PUT A SIGN:
"COME BACK LATER.
I'M GETTING LUCKY."
( cackling)
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.