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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to become the boss ass father that everyone admires.
With your Magic Root skill, you can hold down an unlucky peasant while he gets buttfuck by your family
and it can make anyone disappear instantly if you get these super items.
And, if you combine it with your Super Smash skill, you will always have the highest amount of kills in your team.
Your Magic Circle is freaking awesome because its cooldown is so low that you can spam it all day everywhere to make the minions explode like fireworks
and to make a raid party regret opposing the great President Maokai.
Since you saw the powerful punch packed in that super skill, you should use it efficiently by bursting an enemy to death
or by getting a free assist if you're too far away to kill a criminal.
Thanks to your Baby Shot skill, you will be able to throw your offspring near a foe to kill him
and these little kids are the best to perform the most beautiful kamikaze attack to feed the father.
Also, that skill will allow you to scout a dark area to see if a fuckabish is hiding in that brush and if there is one, your faithful kids will chase him to oblivion.
What's more? Since the Mini Maokais grant you some vision, you can use them to spot a sexy lady and rape her without mercy, no problem!
What's even more? If you stack your babies on a single spot, you will witness a frightening chibi terrorist act if someone dares to approach them.
Are you in a dire situation? Just toss your baby here to see the golems and escape from anyone like an ninja.
When you get your Deathfire Grasp, you will have an easier time killing anyone that gets caught by that giant tree.
When you get your Zhonya's Hourglass, you'll be able to jump on anyone without fear because he won't be able to send you to heaven.
Before the minions arrive in lane, you must toss some Chibi Maokais here to help your jungler clear that camp at lightning speed.
After that, get back in lane and use your Baby Shot on your opponent to make him taste a little portion of your true power.
However, the Mini Maokais are no brainers and they will simply suicide on whoever they want, so be sure to aim them near your target like the best COD sniper
or throw them when no minions are around to bomb his HP down with immense success.
Are you the worst last hitter in your family? Simply toss a midget here with AP Maokai to become the best farmer in your town and to piss off the enemy jungler without effort.
If you want to torment your opponent, do a simple Baby Shot-Magic Root-Super Smash combo and you'll notice that you do so much damage that she has no choice but to run like a pussy.
When you're ready to go on a killing spree, just perform the same combo that I just taught you, set the Dark Magician on fire with your Ignite and Flash to bitch slap him for the kill.
When you do that winner combo, you can be sure to no one can escape from your grasp and if you're lucky enough,
you won't need to use any summoner's spell to send someone to hell.
If you have your Magic Circle, you shouldn't hesitate to jump on Tarzan's Call Girl to fuck her up from behind.
If your ButtFucking Friend is here with you, you can easily show him who's the best ninja boy since your Magic Root will follow anyone, anywhere.
Are you getting ganked by the enemy jungler? Run to the nearest brush to hide and ninja kill the most squishy person by spamming all your skills in one go.
After being fed and all, you should roam everywhere to show everyone that you're the best ganker in the League by tossing a baby mao in the brush
to know the precise location of your enemies and by using your other techniques to prevent your target from running away.
In teamfights, you should be the one to engage the enemy if no one on your team wants to do the dirty job
and never take a step back to show your enemies that you're not scared of their peanut damage.
You will always see greedy fuckabishes desesper...(WTF SOUND)...desperately trying to get a kill.
So what can you do? Use your Magic Circle on your ButtFucking Friend to reduce the damage done to him by Annie's and Miss Fortune's fuck friends.
Then, use all your other skills to finish them off to get even more fed to complete your item set.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!