1400.
Winona Ryder’s bare breasts are not an acceptable weakness for my super hero.
1401.
I will stop shooting at natural disasters.
1402.
No spending all my starting gold on just a loincloth.
1403.
Can't use dominate to make vampires forget to change their clocks for Daylight Savings
Time.
1404.
I will not spoil the adventure's mandatory ambush by using the cheesy tactic of a "scout".
1405.
It's obvious I'm just playing a skald so I can sing "Bjeorning, Bjoerning, Disco Inferno"
1406.
The primary dwarf subraces are Sedimentary, Igneous and Metamorphic.
1407.
I will not vote to play a game that has needed a rules decision from an economist.
1408.
Even if the rules allow it, I cannot fence with a katana.
1409.
I can't have a skill if the rules say I can't have, even if the rules say I'm also good
at it.
1410.
Bleaching the drow won't help.
1411.
Despite what the rules say, bobsledding through the Vatican is much harder than it looks.
1412.
I will not make the DM break out the siege rules until I'm at least second level.
1413.
Even if the dungeon has only one exit, can't just starve the villain out.
1414.
A Black Ops is not the appropriate place to declare my candidacy for mayor.
1415.
Carpet bombing is not an appropriate specialization for a starting character.
1416.
The guy with the meltagun doesn't automatically have to carry the popcorn.
1417.
I do not have time in the Black Ops to play Tetris with the building lights.
1418.
The Elvish language is not just English with a hell of a lot of lisping.
1419.
I cannot convert to Scottish just for tax purposes.
1420.
Doing 50 in a 45 does not cause an alignment check for the paladin.
1421.
Gods don't tap out.
1422.
Montaigne aren't required to surrender after the second turn.
1423.
Eisenfurst Wishce didn't appreciate the lap dance.
1424.
I will keep the fact the king's heraldry looks like a ferret in need of the Heimlich Maneuver
to myself.
1425.
Lying about benefits being cut are not going make the guards too disgruntled to fight back
later.
1426.
I am not "He who must not be named only in passing."
1427.
It is not a race to 0 SAN. 1428.
No spending half the game session seeing what rhymes with Nyarlathotep.
1429.
Even if I did manage to work all the lyrics to 22 Acacia Avenue in character in the game,
no bonus XP.
1430.
If the party goes out like 300, that's cool.
Thelma and Louise not so much.
1431.
When the DM sobers up, my paladin's flumph mount is as good as dead.
1432.
Using my prior knowledge of the adventure to force the game along while encouraged,
is discouraged.
1433.
Zentradi are not good eating.
1434.
Emergency supplies are not for childish pranks. 1435.
The "Dibs" system is not a recognized method of promotion in the Ordo Malleus.
1436.
In case of premature termination, the dungeon boss has an identical twin brother on standby.
1437.
High recoil guns and roller skates are not an accepted method of transportation.
1438.
You can't find true names in a phone book.
1439.
If the top floor is too well defended, can't just blow off the next to top floor.
1440.
Can't start the game with echolocation. 1441.
I will not wait until the first combat to tell the new guy that the lower his AC the
better.
1442.
In the middle of a Black Ops I don't have time to elope.
1443.
Wizards do not have to save against carpal tunnel syndrome.
1444.
My Ally advantage and Arch Enemy flaw can't both represent the same person.
1445.
If I take a Buddhist monk I get lots of combat bonuses that I can't use without violating
my religion.
1446.
Even if the rules allow it, can't catch bullets with my pects.
1447.
My Bard will not take a trombone just so he can attack and use his bard song at the same
time.
1448.
No such thing as preemptive last rites. 1449.
Any plan that would quickly, logically and safely defeat the module early is doomed to
failure.
1450.
Cannot summon an elemental out of any material that only exists in a laboratory environment.
1451.
Cannot name my Droid WEG-D6 1452.
Despite it's phenomenal success rate, a multi-melta is not the solution to all my problems.
1453.
When the dwarf has an idea, no making the "He's drunk" motion behind his back.
1454.
The paladin does not appreciate us painting his dire tiger green and orange.
1455.
Like a cow who goes to the well to often, I will stop speaking only in metaphors.
1456.
Will not blow all my skill points on just ballroom dances.
1457.
I will remember the Japanese response to uncomfortable situations is to giggle, not a kick in the
kiwis. 1458.
The ability to mimic other people's luck powers does not make me a karma chameleon.
1459.
Even if the game is set in 1912, the female characters get a vote on the party's action.
1460.
Even if the rules allow it, can't fish with a flamethrower.
1461.
I will not insist on playing a LAM pilot just to see if the Robotech lawyers were really
serious.
1462.
Dwarves do not have the racial ability to merge into a larger, more powerful dwarf.
1463.
I will not take Resources 0 and Status 5 and just confiscate money as I need it.
1464.
Cannot use the requisition skill to get a beach house in the Virgin islands, even if
Congress can.
1465.
My sideburns cannot earn their own fear rating.
1466.
I must sing my kids to sleep before the black ops.
1467.
I will not sing other characters' kids to sleep before, during or after the black ops.
1468.
None of the Summon Animal spells will get me the drummer from the Muppets.
1469.
No crossclassing just to get all the different animal sidekicks.
1470.
Will not break it to the other player her 3 1/2' elf is not taller than my 3'6" tall
gnome. 1471.
The party will not enter into a tontine, that just encourages the evil players.
1472.
No matter what the rules say, I can't chase the villain around the map indefinately.
1473.
When I'm told to get an alias, they didn't mean that chick with the azure bonds.
1474.
The concept of puberty is not alien to the elves.
1475.
There is more to playing a Finn than cellphones, reindeer and sniper rifles.
1476.
Even if I have a salient point, I won't call the Rush Limbaugh show in the middle of a
Black Ops. 1477.
If I'm playing an alien, I can't have alkaline for blood.
1478.
Burning Orb spell doesn't cause jock itch. 1479.
Using the time machine to put 'W' at the front of the alphabet is silly.
1480.
I will not add the restriction "only to cook eggs" to any of my super powers.
1481.
The Island of Small Breasted Fantasy Females does not exist.
1482.
Even if Detroit can do it, I can't add the trait "Randomly bursts into flame" to my car.
1483.
There is more to stopping a zombie horde than punji pits.
1484.
Just because I can, doesn't mean I should drop a house on the witch.
1485.
No amounts of dots in fashion will let me use my bio-varg for formal wear.
1486.
I cannot convince the entire party to play Squats.
1487.
I cannot take a sidekick if all he's gonna do is trail us with a high powered rifle.
1488.
Dropping a tree on the lich creates more rules problems that its worth.
1489.
My bard will not stop every passing minstrel for a round of Dueling Banjos.
1490.
I will not use the ventriloquism skill to deliver bad news to the Emperor.
1491.
Even if the rules allow it, can't add the High Speed Pursuit Option to a steamroller.
1492.
I will not turn the DM into a drinking game.
1493.
No metamagic feat lets me add fragmentation to my spells.
1494.
When playing a teleporter, I will buy the ability to actually teleport.
1495.
I will not just buy the ability to teleport everybody but me.
1496.
When I'm out of character, the hand puppets come off.
1497.
I will not use the time machine to make "Don't blame me, I voted for Tilden" bumper stickers.
1498.
Shooting him in the foot first does not give me a bonus to the ridicule check.
1499.
Even if historical accuracy is important in the adventure, I will not become the Nazi
Nazi.
1500.
I will not convince the dragon to eat the elf instead because he's organically grown.