- Oh Sharon!
- I can't get mine open! (Brian laughs)
- You had me at chocolate.
- (PvF) Are you excited to try candy from all over the world?
- Yes! - Ooh, okay, yes.
- (PvF) Well unfortunately, it's a Try Not To Eat episode.
- Aw.
- (PvF) It's also unfortunate for you, Brian,
'cause Sharon does have two get out of jail free cards.
- Two!
- (PvF) So we'll be showing you commercials and clips
and then presenting you with the sweet.
If you succeed at not eating anything, you will get a pinata,
filled with mystery treats. - (Jillian) Ooh!
- (PvF) But for each item you try,
you must take one bite of our punishment candy.
And I'm just gonna say.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- I will go through pain!
- I know the one thing you won't do. - But I won't do...
- Durian! - Yes.
- High risk, high reward. (laughs)
- Whoa!
- That is so cute!
- Like fake salmon eggs? - They're like little...
- Oh, little sushi, oh nice!
- Oh my God! - Oh my God, fire!
- It was really... - I love that!
(Char giggles) - Okay.
- I mean, that's adorable.
- (PvF) So Japan's Popin' Cookin' candy kits
were originally invented as a fun and educational tasty treat,
and if you've never tried it, today is the day.
- It has onigiri, and then it also has spaghetti?
- Uh, spaghetti, egg roll?
- (PvF) So this is tiny food you're good with?
- Why do you have to take a joyous moment,
and turn it into that bologna? (Brian laughs)
I'm gonna use your tiny piece of [censored] spoon,
and I'm gonna eat your tiny stupid soup.
- Look, there, I cut it in half. - No reason in particular,
I'm gonna get another fried chicken. (laughs)
- Oh! That is so interesting.
- Is it? (buzzer rings)
- I don't think we should do anything.
- (PvF) If you want it, Jillian, do it!
(Jillian screams) - (PvF) Ignore Jaxon!
- That's fine, I'll do it. I'll do it, I'll do it.
- It smells really good. I can smell the candy.
It smells really good.
- Whoa.
- Until congealed. - Ooh, it smells really good.
- Although I know it's candy... - It's not appetizing.
- I think I'm gonna pass.
- That's like sand candy. - (laughs) Sandy?
- It smells delish. (buzzer rings)
- Oh! - Uh huh!
- The taste of it is super sweet, and I love it,
'cause I just love sweet stuff.
- But like again...
- You're like that's awful, no it's not!
- It tastes nice. - (laughs) It tastes nice.
- You thought you had me there, Nicole.
- (man) We have the crazy and fun Salsagheti!
- Salsagheti? - Ooh!
- Hah, I got these at home! (laughs)
- Oh.
- Ooh!
- But it's a candy.
- Do they have those like, the little chamoy on them?
- Yeah.
(Jillian gasps)
- Watermelon flavor that's what? - It's spicy!
- (man) They have a kick to them.
- Ooh!
- I love Mexican candy with like Tajin on it.
- He's so excited about it.
- I'm so excited. - Thank you!
- (PvF) So this fun Mexican candy re-imagines spaghetti dinner
with spicy sour gummy noodles and a sweet and savory tamarind sauce.
- Wow!
- This is the coolest duck, man. I love this guy.
- I've eaten them, but without the packet.
- Sounds really good.
- I'm really starting to get hungry. I don't like this.
- (PvF) They said interactive fun flavor punch to the face
that's loved by kids and adults alike. (buzzer rings)
- You eat it with your hand. - Liquid stuff in there now.
- Yeah, exactly, and then you
pick it up and you eat it. - (PvF) That's the fun of the moment!
- Well, ugh. - Mmm, oh yeah.
Oh yeah! Mm-hmm.
- Oh, no!
(buzzer rings)
- I'm gonna have this stuff in my teeth. (laughs)
- Yeah, I don't, I think... - That was so good.
- I think the watermelon with the spice
was just not a fun combo for me.
- Ew!
- I don't really like watermelon flavored stuff, to be honest.
- Yeah.
- I'm okay for now.
I do not want anything watermelon related.
- Very enjoyable, but now I'm really worried about the end.
- (mouse) Choki Choki! (giggles)
- Cashews?
- Oh boy, wait, I love cashews.
(both laugh)
- Ah! - That is so loud!
- Oh my God, I love these! I literally grew up on these!
- Is that cashew and chocolate?
- So, cashews and chocolate.
- Terrifying. - Oh!
- I've weirdly been looking for them, but I can't find 'em.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Wow! (laughs) - Oh!
- (PvF) Extremely popular all over Southeast Asia,
Choki Choki are fun chocolates from Mayora in Indonesia.
It's suggested that you massage the Choki Choki before eating it.
- Yes, that's the proper way to do it.
- Oh, it's thicker than I thought it was gonna be.
- It's almost like fudge.
- This one I'm really contemplating. - No seriously, just try it.
- I don't like your punishments.
(buzzer rings)
- If I can't open it, I can't eat it!
(buzzer rings)
- This, I guess...
- Mmm!
- Oh, Sharon! - I can't get mine open!
(Brian laughs)
- I see it, but... Yeah, I see it.
- Glasses on now!
Oh, here's the one I was chompin' on.
- Yeah.
- I can't open it!
- So it's not a Try Not To, it's like try to figure out how
to open these damn things, that's what it is.
- Mmm. - Mmm, mmm.
Ah, so good.
- It just comes out like very, very... (both laugh)
- Oh, there's an arrow there. Ah!
- Mmm, mmm.
- Oh, so it's, oh my gosh.
There are no nuts in here. It's just the chocolate.
- Imagine Nutella, but like less hazelnut.
- Nutella, but better. - It's a thick, like, oh yeah.
- I don't know how it was tempting.
I just, I think it's because I'm hungry.
- I think these are great. - (laughs) Yeah.
- So I mean, you can do whatever you want with them.
- Uh huh. (both laugh)
- Do you have more?
- Ooh!
- Oh, is that caramel?
- (gasps) I've seen this TikTok before!
- I've seen this before. - Oh, is this like the...
- Like taffy, or caramel?
- Stringy cotton candy? - Yeah.
- Just watch the way they do this! - Ugh!
- I have no idea what they just added to it, but...
- That is so crazy.
- Is this like a cotton candy kinda deal?
(Brian laughs)
- I'm so confused of what it is though.
- Oh, she gave us a thick boy. - I mean, it is big.
- Pismaniye is a Turkish and Bosnian sweet
made by blending flour roasted in butter into pulled sugar.
The term pisman means regret, and the Turkish saying goes
try it once, regret it once, maybe,
don't try it, and you'll regret it 1000 times.
- Oh. - No.
(buzzer rings)
- I don't wanna have more of this punishment.
I do wanna try this though.
- Oh woah! - Oh!
They should just call it Jesus's hair.
- Why would you eat someone's hair?
- I don't know, you drink his blood and eat his flesh,
might as well have some hair too.
- I'm gonna try it though. (buzzer rings)
- I don't look at this and like, it activates my sweet tooth.
- Like you look at it, and you know what?
It looks like yarn.
- Okay, I'm gonna try it. - Go for it.
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm!
- I smelled it, I didn't like it.
- Unlike anything you've ever had before.
- Stop it, stop it right now!
- To me, it doesn't have much of a scent,
that's the funny part. - And your nose knows!
- I gotta put this in a Tupperware before...
- Mm-hmm. (laughs)
- Laura has started really watching these
and going "I didn't get any of that!"
(both laugh)
- (man) Jak Obgryzasz Ptasie Mleczko.
- Mmm, chocolate.
- Is it just like a full-on s'more type thing?
- Is it a marshmallow?
- Oh, so it's a Polish candy.
- I don't know if I was exactly sold on that.
- Is it like Mallomars?
- (laughs) Oh yeah! - Oh, they're cookies.
- Oh, cheers! - So they're a little squishy.
(buzzer rings)
- Mm-hmm. - (PvF) Zero waiting.
So bird's milk, or Ptasie Mleczko, is a soft chocolate covered candy
filled with a milk souffle.
The name is an idiom of ancient Greek origin
meaning an unobtainable delicacy.
These candies are from a famous chocolate confectionery in Poland.
(buzzer rings)
Ope, okay, already in, Jason.
- You had me at chocolate. (buzzer rings)
- Mmm! (both laugh)
- It's again, that not too sweet.
- Mmm. - Wow.
I kinda just wanna like touch one and like,
I just wanna see how like... - You can't, it's not eating it.
- ...how soft it is. - It's not eating it.
- If you break one of the candies, you're eating it.
- After dinner port wine,
these on a little plate. - Or like a coffee.
- This is s'mores in a bite.
- (PvF) And an unobtainable delicacy.
- Clearly it's attainable if you guys got it, I'm sorry.
- ♪ A sweet way good for children ♪ ♪ The Milkose sweet ♪
- A sweet for the kids.
- Why are there 1,000 fonts on the screen?
- What is that? For mom and daddy!
- I mean, I'm loving this dance though.
- I mean, right? - I'm feeling it.
- They got a little dance going too. (Char laughs)
(Jason laughs) - Why?
- Filled with the nourishing buttermilk?
- Ooh, it's a bag.
- Oh. - Ooh!
- (PvF) Milkose is the leading confectionery brand in Nigeria.
- Oh!
- (PvF) Their rich buttermilk candy is a truly delicious experience.
- Oh yeah.
- Have you ever had Werther's? - Yes.
- I feel like that's the vibe I'm getting from this.
- It's hard, so it feels kinda like a Werther's Original.
- Like a caramel, mm-hmm.
(buzzer rings)
- You really just went for that.
- Don't do it, man. Don't do it.
- I can't do it, man. Should I do it, man?
I should totally do it.
- It's like a butterscotch hard candy. Not as intense.
- Every grandparent has these. - Yes!
(buzzer rings)
- Imagine you tried it and it's just caramel.
(laughs) Is it really? - Mm-hmm.
(Jaxon laughs)
- I'm not really like a caramel or butterscotch fan.
That's an immediate no for me.
- That's good. - That's great.
- You ate a lot, I just realized.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, your sweet tooth was satiated,
and for that, we've got another candy.
- It wasn't unfortunate.
- Do we drink it?
- Oh my God.
- That's a toilet! - I'm gonna eat a toilet!
- (PvF) Originally a Japanese candy,
but again, we have messed with the ingredients,
as we are wont to do.
- It is!
- Here you go! ♪ (angelic music) ♪
I'm not doing durian, I puked last time, here you go.
- Oh my gosh, that (gags)
- It smells horrid.
(Jaxon gags)
- Okay, mine smells like bubble gum.
- Ta-dah!
- (PvF) How are you feeling, Jason? That was one.
- Not good, that's not good whatsoever.
- I'm gonna take a little kiss.
- You don't want one after the toilet, you wanna, no?
- No, I'm not even looking at you, you don't exist right now to me.
- (laughs) I'm so scared. - Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Oh! - Ugh!
- Oh. (laughs)
- I finished mine.
You thought you punished me. (laughs)
- Yeah, you can have that. I worry for you, Char.
(Char laughs)
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- What other foods should we try not to eat next time?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And be sure to like and subscribe oh, okay, to, okay.
And be sure to like and subscribe to, okay, hold on. (screams)
And be sure to like and, oh my God!
- And scribe. - And scribe! (laughs)
- Bye! - Peace.
This toilet is deep.
(Sharon laughs and gags)