Hi, Sandy!
Oh! Hi, SpongeBob!
What happened to you?
Y'all go prancing in a patch of poison kelp?
We're trying out a new look!
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, doggy!
Nice new look, SpongeBob!
I've got you now!
Flying squirrel at 12 o'clock!
- Oh, no! - Sorry.
Can somebody spot me, bro?
[screaming]
[splash]
Now, where did those grotesque goons go?
[laughing]
Ah-ha!
Time to target those tushies.
Aw... We're not hideous anymore.
[shushing]
Food!
[tires screeching]
Idiot!
Alright, campers,
let's put all our strengths together and...
Put that truck down like our primal ancestors!
[clamoring]
[battle cry]
Yeah!
[battle cries]
[drumming]
[battle cry]
[both mumbling] Motor oil!
[both mumbling]
[clamoring]
Excuse me...
We are engaged in a life or death game
of Escape from Mom's Basement.
Deluxe edition.
Well, now you are playing hot potato.
Does it come with instructions?
Eww!
Just don't give it to SpongeBob!
Hmm...
It would appear our tournament has gained a new player.
You may roll when ready, young basement dweller.
[gasping] Holy hit points!
The newbie's rolled a 20!
[whining]
Child appears to be in some kind of... distress.
[relieved sigh]
I hope that diaper is two-ply.
[screaming]
A critical hit!
Could you watch her for me?
Our basement has a flooding issue.
Oh, and don't give her to SpongeBob!
- Meep, meep, meep. - Meep, meep, meep.
Nom, nom!
Of course I'll watch her for you!
And I'll make sure she has her bottle.
Don't worry, I won't give her to SpongeBob.
Would you like to be our friends?
No problemo!
As soon as you two cream puffs do one chin-up.
[grunting]
Ah!
No problemo!
Yeah, no problem-uh-no.
[groaning]
[panting]
Nine hours later...
[groaning]
The gym's closed, bros.
Better luck next time.
Oh!
[laughing]
I have an idea!
Let's sneak in the canteen and grab some food!
But, isn't that against the rules?
Oh, you poor, naive sponge.
There's a rule-rules,
and then there's stomach rules!
[groaning]
It's locked.
I have my breaking and entering merit badge.
Whoa, slap line fun time!
Yah! [laughs]
Yee-haw!
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Hoo-yah!
- Banzai! - One at a time!
Sorry, Mr. Tentacles.
- I love you! - What?
Watch out, y'all!
Here comes my bronco bustin' bulldogger!
[shouting]
Wah!
[screaming]
Nice one, Sandy!
[giggling]
You are either very brave...
Or very foolish to venture into this dark domain.
- Foolish! We're very foolish! - [crying]
- So are we. - [both] We are Roxy.
Say hello to my cabin-mate, Jimmy.
Shake.
Yes, we are.
Don't worry. It tastes like maple syrup.
Oh!
Thanks.
- [gasping] - Ah!
Hello.
My name is Preda Tory.
That is my web. I spun it this morning.
[screaming]
Nice work. You do free alterations?
So, uh, which one of you is the cabin counselor?
Hey, Kid.
[gasping]
- [hissing] - [screaming]
Kidferatu.
[screaming]
[clanking]
Hm?
[whistling]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[panting]
- Are you done? - Mm-hmm.
Well then...
answer the phone!
Please.
Hi, Mom, I love you, but I'm a little busy here.
- [indistinct chatter] - [cooing]
Mom, why are you calling?
[gasps]
[phone] Oh, good question. Now why was I calling?
[screaming]
[gasps] There you are!
Huh? Yeah, Mom. Uh-huh.
It's a beautiful clear day here at Kamp Koral
as rookie SquarePants
attempts to net his first ever jellyfish
while simultaneously talking to his mom.
And here we see the young jellyfishers'
abstract expressionist period.
Wow, what a talent!
Sorry, Mrs. Puff!
Yah!
[panting]
Whoa!
Simply amazing.
Here SpongeBob combines two sports:
jellyfishing and canoeing.
[screaming]
And he's bad at both!
He's going, going...
Gone!
And now back to Jelly Meadows.
[panting]
[phone] Oh! Now I remember what I wanted to ask you!
Have you caught a jellyfish yet?
Oh.
Not exactly.
Aah!
Bye, Mom! Love you!
[screaming]
Yaa! Yah!
[laughing]
- [snoring] - Patrick,
today I'm gonna catch my first ever jellyfish.
Tell the ballerinas I caught the gorilla.
[laughs]
[suction whirring]
Yao! Whao!
Hey, Sandy, it's jellyfishing day!
[screaming]
Hee-yah!
Aah!
[grunting]
Whoa!
[snoring]
Huh? Ooh.
Today, you will finally be mine.
Huh?
[laughing]
[snoring]
♪ Today's the day ♪
♪ Jellyfishing Today's the day ♪
- [snoring]
- [humming]
Ah.
[grunts]
[chuckles]
There you are.
Sunrise!
["Reveille" tune plays]
- Quiet! - Aw.
[kids whining] - [grunting]
♪ ♪
- [groaning]