This is our only chance.
A window just opened up in Kong’s schedule.
I booked him a third class ticket and made sure he was comfortable.
We need Kong.
This can’t just be another Godzilla movie.
The guy’s hit rock bottom - he’s washed up.
You don’t need to read that - it’s all standard stuff.
That’s OK we got other copies.
Hey can we get some food out here for His Majesty?
Come on! The guy's a big star!
This child.
She’s his personal stylist?
We hire them young because it takes half a lifetime to get him camera-ready.
Of course, now that he’s all wet we’re gonna have to double that timeframe.
Anyone got a ladder and a hairdryer?
This is why they say never to work with kids or animals.
Get those kamikaze paparazzi outta here!
Going in for a close-up!
Why are you avoiding our cameras, Mr. Godzilla?
If you don’t want your photo taken don’t be a celebrity.
It’s Godzilla.
He’s pissed that we paid for Kong’s travel but not his.
Why didn’t we?
Well we figured he’d just swim.
These are dangerous times.
We’re gonna have to shoot around this party animal.
Godzilla’s out there and he’s hurting people and we don’t know why.
Getting burned to death really hurts!
He just quit radiation cold turkey and he’s in nuclear remission.
You’d be lashing out too!
I’m of the same opinion.
We gotta get this guy nuclear wasted before he pawns his grandmother’s jewellery.
The tabloid stories are real.
They’ve destroyed the careers of all their contemporaries.
And they’re the last ones standing.
Well they gotta keep working.
Godzilla’s got a trillion-dollar-a-year habit and Kong still hasn’t paid off that private island.
Kong bows to no one.
He wants top billing or he’s walking off the set.
You mean walking off location.
In ten steps he’ll be out of the country.
I thought we agreed to go alphabetical.
No - we agreed to go seniority.
Kong was breaking down walls 21 years before Godzilla surfaced.
Well what the hell are we gonna call this thing?
Oh for godzilla’s sake - CUT!
Let’s call it a night.
We’ll fix it in post.
Wait - shouldn’t it be “Rita and Joe”?
No - we agreed to go alphabetical.
No - we agreed seniority.
Well there’s only one way to settle this.
Death match in Hong Kong?
Exactly!
I will meet you there.
Not if I meet you there first!
OK, this is Koba testing for the part of Kong.
In your own time.
Giant... ape... kill... giant... iguana.
That was great!
Let’s run it again - try going bigger.
Now we have Smaug reading for the role of Godzilla--
NO, I’m trying out for Kong!
I’m sick of being typecast!