all operators are busy at this time your
call is very important to us please hold
yeah right if it were important i
wouldn't have been put on hold for over
an hour and hey
hi
i'd like to cancel my please listen to
the following options to sign up for a
subscription press one to listen to me
motorboat for 45 minutes press two i'm
sorry what for all other inquiries press
11. okay then
you have pressed one twice you are now
signed up for two additional
subscriptions what the heck is going on
to add even more subscriptions press one
to cancel your subscription press 111
hey i'm on to you no way speak to
associate
transferring you now
this is orange
[Laughter]
hi i wanna cancel
my subscription which one it says here
you have three that that's a mistake oh
well then i'll transfer you to the
mistake department please hold click
[Music]
mistake department orange speaking hey
you kind of sound like the last guy
really his voice sounds this fantastic
[Music]
whatever listen i want to cancel all of
my subscriptions i want to be done with
your company forever and never have to
call here again as long as i live do you
understand absolutely but first would
you like to take our survey shouldn't
that be at the end on a scale of one to
ten how satisfied were you with your
wait time one out of ten it was horrible
one oh you gotta press it on your phone
oh okay
you have pressed one you are now signed
up for an additional subscription excuse
me sir shouting will do you no good
cause i can shout way louder than you
can
[Music]
[Laughter]
what is happening
stop
stop it
i want to speak to your manager please
hold click
[Music]
are you just humming hold music now
[Music]
yes you are i i know it yeesh don't you
know soothing music when you hear it
this is the last thing i need right now
dude manager speaking hello i wait wait
you're not the manager you're that same
annoying guy from earlier our manager
quit i guess he thought i was too
hilarious or something would you like to
take the survey no
i want to cancel my subscription oh
that's easy you can do that on our
automated system i already tried that
oh
i see you're technologically illiterate
i am not your system is buggy tell it to
the i.t department click
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this song is awful by the way like
seriously the worst hey that's rude i i
mean
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i.t department oh finally another voice
just kidding it's me doing an impression
of the guy who used to work i.t he quit
after my office pranks got too hilarious
is there anyone else working at your
company nope whoopee cushion wednesday
picked off the last couple stragglers
oh my god look can you help me or not
okay okay keep your pants on all right
let's see here oh yeah you're the guy
who wanted to add another subscription
correct no i boom i added one plus an
extra subscription just because you've
been so patient
sir sir are you there should i transfer
you to the broken phone department just
tell me how to cancel my subscription oh
cancel jeez why don't you just say so
but that's easy just press 111 no i will
not press 111 that will add three more
subscriptions to my account
only if you press the one button three
times how else would i press one one one
by pressing the 111 button obviously my
phone doesn't have a one one one button
well probably not anymore now that you
smashed it this is why i wanted to
transfer you to the broken phone
department
can i help you with anything else would
you like to take our survey no so on a
scale of one to ten your interest in
taking the survey would be a one yes
okay let me just type that response into
the computer and an additional
subscription has been automatically
added to your order
you appear to have smashed your forehead
into the one button six additional times
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