I can feel it in my bones, Rodney. Yeah? This time next year, we'll be millionaires. Terrific,
Dell. What have we got today? These genuine gold effect leaning Eiffel Towers. How many
times have I told you, my name isn't Dave, it's Rodney. I thought it was Dave, Dave.
I know. But it ain't. I mean, it's never been Dave, it's always been Rodney. Are you winding
me up, Dave? No. Did tell me that for the last 20 odd years I've been calling you by
the wrong name? Yes. Blimey, feel a bit daft now. Sorry, Dave. It's Rodney! What are they?
Blackpool Tower is? I used to go there on holiday when I was a nipper, me and all my
family, every year we went to Blackpool. Well you might recognise these, trigger, as genuine
gold effect Blackpool Tower is. You and all your family would love these, bring back those
lovely childhood memories. I tell you what I'll do, two for the price of three and I
cannot say fairer than that. No thanks, we all hated Blackpool. Why did you go there
every summer? We could never find Margate. All right, we will maybe you later. See you,
Dell, Dave. Rodney! What are you doing on the back of the van? Blimey, all right? All
right, Rodney? I've got a little something for you and what's her name. Cassandra? Yeah,
it's a wedding present for you. Thanks, Granddad. There is a story attached to that cigarette
case because my grandfather was shot in the Boer War and the bullet was heading right
for his heart but luckily he had that in his breast pocket and it hit that instead. Wow.
What, it saved his life? Not exactly, the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his
brains out. Why are you giving it to us then? For good luck. Cosmic. Do one, old man, we've
got stuff to shift around here. # We’ve got some half price cracked ice # And miles
and miles of carpet tiles # TVs # Deep Freeze # David Bowie LPs # Board games, gold chains
# Woss-names and at a push # Some Trevor Francis track suits # From a mush in Shepherds Bush
# Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush # No income tax # No VAT # No money back # No
guarantee # Black or white # Rich or broke # We’ll cut prices at a stroke # God bless
Hooky Street # Viva Hooky Street # Long live Hooky Street # C’est magnifique # Hooky
Street # Magnifique # Hooky Street Two for a pound! Pots, pans, over here! # Hooky Street
# Hooky Street Two for a fiver! # Stick a pony in my pocket # I’ll fetch the suitcase
from the van # Cos if you want the best ‘uns # And you don’t ask # Questions then brother
# I’m your man # ‘Coz where it all comes from is a mystery # It’s like the changing
of the seasons # And the tides of the sea # But here’s the one what’s driving me
berserk # Why do only fools and horses work # La la la la la # La la la la la # La la
la la la # La la la la la # La la la la la # La la la la la # Why do only fools and horses
work You want to shield your old mince pies, darling, because these are dazzling, aren't
they? Now you know how the people of Athens felt when they gazed up at the ceiling of
the Sistine Chapel for the first time. # They’ve got some hub caps # Cat flaps # And umpteen
packs of bloke’s slacks # A job lot # Tea pot # And something for your dry rot # Nap
sacks # Flapjacks # And at a price to satisfy # A standby supply # Of Spanish fly from Uruguay
# They’ve got some pots # Pans, hand fans # Hat stands and all that game # Tambourine
# Vaseline # And something for your back pain There you go, brother. Thank you very much.
# Bow ties # Pork pies # And silk hankies for your conk # And 20 crates of pukka plonk
# From a twonk in Mont Blanc # Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, Blanc # Twonk, twonk, twonk # Cos where
I all comes from is a mystery # It’s like the changing of the seasons # And the tides
of the sea # Cos here’s the one # What’s driving me berserk # Why do only fools and
horses work # La la la la la # La la la la la # La la la la la # La la la la la # La
la la la la # La la la la la # Why do only fools and horses # Work.# CHEERING
It is like being part of the TV family. And hearing that music, takes you back. I was
suddenly a kid again. How have the audiences taken to the new Trotters. They have hated
it. Can I take this off? It has been great. Every night the audience has loved it and
it has become a big mutual love in. There is a lot of pressure, but it is a privilege
to do it. You look amazing. Don't tell him that. Apparently that is not real. It is reallet
There is nothing real about him. Whereas this is mine! Have a go! Oh! When I was in New
guinea during the war. It's uncanny isn't it? Thank you to
the cast of Only Fools And Horses The Musical.