Wa! Welcome to my -
Welcome to my parents house. I was a child here, and I'm a child now
This is where the cats live and this is now where I live. In a Motorhome.
But we got a bunch of boxes to open! We've sort of been postponing
opening them, and oh no, I'm falling apart you're gonna have to grab that because I don't have any hands right now.
Okay, we got stuff -
No! (laughing)
We got stuff to do today, more specifically my favorite thing to do involving a Motorhome.
What is this? (looking at ground)
It looks suspiciously like a laser tube. I don't think someone actually did that, it also has fragile on it.
What could they possibly have sent? We're charging the motor home.
Apparently...
Apparently it died!
Oh, no! That one didn't go up!
10 minutes later. Yeah!
Come on, give me some.
Come on.
Don't leave me hanging! You can't go too much farther back than you are right now. Hahaha! Yeah!
Make sure you don't let the dog in.
How did the dog get in?
He smells really bad...
Like... like trash...
You smell like trash.
Like almost to the point I'd rather smell his butt than his mouth, like his mouth smells
Nah, don't breathe on me. We filmed with Michael, that was fun.
We picked him up, and we gave him a tour of the of the house
Hello fellow human beings! Ignore the missing patch of skin on my nose
I don't - I really, honestly don't know what happened, but right now
we are driving to pick up Michael Reeves. Can you take the wheel, cameraman John?
Man, you're doing a very bad job driving.
I should like, twirl my hair around this way. Alright, Michael here we come!
Where is Michael?
Michael?!
He does look like he's 12 years old!
Uhhhh..
I have to wear disguises in public, otherwise no one recognizes me. We don't really have a lot of plans
I figured we'd give you the house tour.
Do you want the five cent tour or the ten cent tour?
Yeah.
Which one do you want, the five cent or the ten cent?
Michael: Let me take the five cent.
Okay, that's a good choice. I feel like this is this guy's, scooter man's, turn to go on this stop sign.
Michael: This looks nothing like the video.
William: The old video? Or the new videos? (laughing)
Michael: The old!
M: That was my favorite thing
W: the balloons? M: the balloons were probably my favorite. W: dude someone got rid of our Christmas tree
I was actually kind of regretting a couple days later. Cuz I realized it was probably a huge fire hazard and
M: Don't have to worry about fire hazards.
W: I think
M: Are there any signs of caution we should be worried about?
W: No the only sign that this room leave the state of liability if you get in cancers
M: I can smell what you're talking about with the cancer
W: (laughs)
M: nevermind.
W: That's what the laser used to be. M: you built that yourself?
W: Yeah, M: wow
W: so it's sat right here
M: Wow! I uh 3D print dicks myself
W: Really? That's really cool
W: No, I didn't. Do you have any files? so we can try it? M: I have one, in my bag right now.
M: The file or the dick?
M: little of column a little of column b
W: Oh, wow I'll drink if you don't drink it
W: How bad could it be? no I'm not gonna drink it now that you stuck your tongue in it. Is it bad?
M: (coughs)
I mean it's pop
M: Good? W: yeah tastes like Lacroix.
M: Do you have a trashcan I can throw this in? W: Yeah, just uh, yep.
W: No, That-that was the recycling actually, Oh wait no it is recycling. We're good.
[batman transition]
W: We have like the saddest wings. Can you see it? Yeah? I thought I'd close that and apparently I didn't
Uhhhhh. (laughs) Oops.
Wow, that's really going at it.
That's close enough. Look at that!
We're back at the dump so what a better time to talk about our collaboration with Michael Reeves
And while emptying a bunch of poop from the Motorhome
Hey Ryan.
Is that a piece of corn? What didn't we use this last time? All right, you guys ready for some blastin'?
Should I lift it up?
Or is that too gross?
Ughh!!!
It's like yellow and brown!
That's I guess kinda what I expected it would be yeah, so we spent five days with Michael Reaves we went to Universal Studios
We made a couple videos
Here's some footage of that. God. This is, there's more wind today, which is good. Oh, it's pushing it towards
you is that what's happening? That means I should probably close the doors in the Motorhome
(screaming)
What ride should we go on next?
Jurassic Park?
It is.
Vin Diesel: Driver, move that vehicle
Man: Oh, we'll move it, alright.
Game: That's what I call fast and furious!
That was a fun segment
Let's go look at another segment where we tried to make oh, I think you did make a sponsored spot with dollar shave club
It smells so bad
Good morning, welcome to my humble abode.
Notice how green these lights are it's hard to tell in real life compared to the nice light we just bought.
But oh my god. It looks very like sickly, doesn't it? Like a creepy hospital?
We've got a sponsor it's not this video, it's probably the video that came before this
We thought why do a boring sponsored integration when you can do something more exciting
I also think they're actually not going to be super stoked about what we're gonna do. I want to have like
Like you shave you shave with a different brand, and it makes you like bleed, but like a lot of blood
And we're gonna invent the most gigantic awful power razor you've ever seen in your life.
To do that, we're just gonna cut them off and just stack them like that
We've never done a sponsored spot before I'm not exactly sure what we're getting ourselves into and I apologize if we made people mad
They're probably gonna see it and say no you can't do that, but I guess when we get there, we'll figure it out.
What are you reassembling them? No!
What are we gonna glue the blades to? We just combine two handles together to make a super handle?
No, glue stick me! Glue stick me! Right there. Hurry up.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Now this is weird
Oh, yeah, I'm grabbing this thing like it doesn't have knives on one side.
Good morning! Power tool's done.
And now we're looking for a power tool- a power shaver. We're looking for a potato cannon
We got to do the blood effect. This thing's really
I'm not- not- I'm not messing with that. I swear the potato cannon used to be in here
And it's not. It was either in the house that burned down...
This is my parents house by the way. We can look at all the terrible stuff I used to make as a kid.
Well, I guess I still make terrible stuff
It's a t-shirt printer. That- that's a thing. Oh, some old rocket motors. Oh, gunpowder! Should we play with that?
No, okay, all right. Let's let's uh find a potato cannon cannon potato cannon
Potato cannon. potato cannon? Where is it? Do you have idea where it is?
Is it in my trunk? No. Maybe.
Man: The potato gun? W: Yeah!
Man: Look in the uh shed. I have no idea.
Potato cannon. How do you lose a potato cannon? It's huge! Potato cannon?
That's just stupid why would it be in the grill? Who came up with this?
It's always me.
Potato cannon. Oh, no!
Umm...
Uh...
[rustling] Ow!
Oh, you're still filming. You gotta pull hard.
Potato cannon! I don't know where it is! Maybe in the storage unit? With everything else I own?
*toot*
We could just fling the blood by hand. Maybe that's what we should have just done from the start.
[screams]
*splat*
Wow. I got that all over myself. I got that all over the counter. There's like almost nothing on the tarp.
Damnit!
You like ketchup, buddy?
All right, um... did it look good?
Remember me? I'm back, but this time-
We need like two more people
This light is pretty sweet, though.
Ready? Welcome to our terrible advertisement video!
Is it terrible? I don't know yet.
When you're in the middle of making something, you have no idea if it's going to be really good or really bad.
And there's something on my fingers. I think that might be burrito.
We gotta go to the store and say, wow! That's too many op-chins.
PA: Attention [muffled]
Now we just need a cat. Cat Wrangler!
Ugh, your breath smells so bad. Oh, whoa! Whoa, you smell like a trash.
Is it?
What, agh! Dude, no. God! Barkley, what? What? Aye
Dollar Shave Club -
Woman: Get it right!
[batman transition]
Uh, we figured since our house is mobile, we might as well take it to the beach.
and then we were like, "Well, we could just do an unboxing at the beach."
I'm starting to regret that. Oh my God.
Should we take everything back down? No? What if I lose someone's package?
God, we got a lot of stuff to open. All right, first package! Oh, I don't have my knife!
How do I open this without the knife?
I'll go get it. One sec!
I meant to send this before Christmas, but money. My Instagram: LucyRuna404. I'm afraid to open this up here.
We're gonna lose it all this like drawings and stuff. No, okay. Well. You know what?
It's too cold
Is that it?
Wow, these are really good. What is this? Oh a tinier one? A coin purse and some Christmas ornaments.
I needed those. This thing. Oh!
Whoa.
Cactus cat.
Thank You Lucy! How many years does Barkley have left to live? Nine. Damnit!
Who sent this? Oh! I was like, who possibly could have known I wanted wiggle lever nuts?
Michael Reaves would have known.
"Thanks for letting me stay in your mobile home. I left some YouTube buddies as gifts."
If you have never used wiggle lever nuts. They're amazing. You put the wires in-
You okay over there, buddy?
You put wires in and then you snap them close. It Just will hold all the wires in place.
It's like a mobile breadboard. Thanks Michael!
Dude
From Trevor. "You have been visited by repair cat. He will help you rebuild your house
and with his cat degree in laser smeltology, he can help rebuild retina smelter 2."
Thank you, Trevor. YouTube.com/ConcerningReality.
Thank you for the cattoo , valentine and letter, Molly.
This feels like a burrito. "I've sent you leftovers from a giant gummy worm I bought.
My channel is called Art's Projects."
Hope you didn't poison this, Art, 'cus I'm totally going to take a bite out of it. Oh, green apple.
Thank you, Art!
Alright, this is from Mattias Kasenheimer. I probably said that horribly wrong.
Oh! Use it like a normal stamp and put it on your skin.
Thank you, Mattias!
And he's got all the design files on Thingiverse if you have a 3D printer and want to print the cattoo.
I actually bought this one myself with my own money. Move sticker!
Gonna place it on the lenses of your glasses.
Wow, that was like the best twelve dollars I ever spent. Oh, wow! I can see the future.
*chuckles* Oh, my God! It's Mr. Bones! Holy crap! That is horrifying!
Ha ha ha.
Oh we should go put this next to Chelsea. Listen here mister, I have a bone to pick with you.
He's trapped in his boney prison.
What?
I don't see a note in there, but whoever sent a giant Mr. Bones
I have no idea what we're gonna do with him, but thank you!
No way! It is a laser tube. What? But it's broken.
That sucks
How many watts was it? There's no power rating on it. Oh, both ends are broken. Holy crap.
I feel like I need them mourn right now.
Matt Geores? I don't know how to say your last name. Thank you.
I very much appreciate it. Unless it was already broken when you sent it.
Then, screw you, Matt
Next box from Julian Dulse.
It was expedited and it's also been sitting here unopened
because we've been waiting to unbox everything at the same time.
So hopefully there's not food in there, and if there is. we are in for a treat!
Gesture sensor? Flex sensors? Oh my God! An accelerometer. An aurdino mini.
There's all sorts of cool stuff in here. Dude, we got all sorts of cool stuff for projects.
I have no idea what that is.
Pocket chip. It's like a little tiny handheld computer. Thank you Julian. This is awesome!
This one says, "You've got crabs."
Oh Stu, on Patreon, thank you. Thank you for giving me crabs, Stu! Is that too easy?
Like a cheap- cheap...
Or do we need cheaper jokes on this channel? Thank you Stu!
Crab people. Crab.
You guys have no idea how many Mr. Bones's we have been sent.
And we hadn't opened those on camera because it was right after the house burned down.
I don't know what we're gonna do with all of them. I don't know. How many do we have at this point?
It's gotta be close to 10. What have we done? Thank you whoever sent this. I hope this is a lab coat.
*gasp* Yes! Thank you guys!
Crab Lab!
I'm here with my lab partner crabby bones.
I'm here with my lab partner boney claws.