[splash]
[bell ringing]
- Mom, please don't make me go to school.
- Why not, honey?
- I get cyberbullied.
- At school?
Just stand up for yourself, okay bud?
I love you!
[audience laughter]
[thud]
[audience laughter]
Blue Robot: Well, well, well.
Look who it is.
Pink Robot: Hey, Jeffery.
Was that your maternal unit?
Do you harbor emotions for her
that you fear other individuals of your age bracket
may deem infantile and inappropriate
for a young adult?
- What?
Are you asking if I love my mom?
Pink Robot: Ha, ha.
He admitted it.
You really are a prime specimen of--
Running teen vernacular search.
[beeping]
A mama's boy.
- No, I'm not!
Blue Robot: Do you require
the proximity of your maternal unit?
Ha, ha.
- No!
Blue Robot: It is probable that he sleeps
with his room illuminated.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
[clank]
[audience laughter]
[Jeffery grunting]
Pink Robot: Oh look,
Jeffery's sight improvement apparatus
which gives him the appearance of having four visual sensors
and not the usual two.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
- Hey, give those back!
Pink Robot: You desire this object,
but I am keeping it out of your reach.
Blue Robot: Query, why are you hitting yourself?
- Stop it!
Blue Robot: Cease hitting yourself.
Cease hitting yourself.
- Come on!
Robot: Wow, Jeffery.
Your inferior size is apparant.
Pink Robot: A trait he most probably
did not inherit from his mother.
- What?
Pink Robot: Your mother exceeds recommended body mass,
so much so that she has achieved gravitational pull
and her own satellites.
Blue Robot: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
That is enormous.
To achieve the mass of a planet,
one must consume many calories.
Both robots: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
[clank]
[audience laughter]
- Hey, you guys leave my mom alone!
Pink Robot: Oh, someone thinks he has passed pubescence
and is now fully grown.
Blue Robot: What is your intended response,
large male?
- Oh, hey Jeff!
- Oh, hey, hey Alyssa.
Um--
Pink Robot: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
7BF9, my sensors detect
that Jeffery's heart rate rapidly increased,
and his sweat glands showed increased activity,
analysis?
Running teen vernacular search.
[beeping]
Jeffery likes Alyssa, Jeffery likes Alyssa.
Neener, neener, neener.
7BF9: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
According to my calculations,
Alyssa would prefer someone with a higher intellect.
I shall now utilize wording
intended to flatter a human woman
to initiate an infatuation with me.
[clanking]
Hey Alyssa.
Did you experience physical pain
when you descended from the stratosphere
at terminal velocity
and impacted the surface of the earth?
The implication being you are a celestial being,
also known as an angel.
- Ew, gross.
Come on, Jeff,
don't listen to these cyber bullies.
[audience laughter]
Pink Robot: It appears your calculations were incorrect--
7BF9: "It appears your calcul--"
That's what you sound like.
[air hissing]
[audience applause]
- Recognition of observing Studio C.
- It is plausible
that you would like, share and subscribe
through your digital devices.
- If you do that would be-- running teen vernacular-- lit.
Both: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.