[lovely music]
Mario: La la la hm hm hmm. La la la-
SMG4: DODODO DOOO DODODODO-
*flying noise*
*coin sound*
*flying noise*
Surprise motherf***er!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Luigi: Hoohoohahaha. Oochikochie
Mario: Lalalalalalalalalaala. Lalalalala hmhmhmm.
Oooffff!
Hey, nyrgh!!
Mama-mia!
Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
SMG4: Oh! Shit!
Mario: Nyrgh!! [gibberish]
SMG4: WTF WAS THAT?! (seriously)
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
*Ground shaking*
WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO-
Luigi: Wait!!! Lemme grab what's left of my lunch!
Mario: Forget the crushed cannoli! Let's beat feet!
*Slow mysterious music*
Aye!! Hahahaa! Perfect ten! Alright!
*peach melting*
SMG4: Uhh, that sounds like a pissed...
WHAT?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Peach: Heh, it's alright!!!!!
[gibberish]
Toadsworth: I am mostly considered with the well being of the princess...
Master Mario, if you would find some assistance-
Nyrgh!! MAMAF***ER!!
[coin sound] Okidokie.
Toadsworth: Sick of your shit, Mario!
Mario: BOWSER!
Bowser: YEESSSSSSSS?
Mario: [yelling] Bowser: [screaming]
[boom]
Mario: I did it, I saved the world! (swag mode activated)
[record scratching]
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm....
Mario: [yelling] SMG3: [screaming]
Mama mia! Ohhh!!
Peach: Mario! Help now!!
Mario: Wah! Oh no!
*Cue Music!*
♪We're the Mushroom Kingdom plumbers extraordinaire!♪
♪The Super Mario Bros.! What a pair!♪
♪You have problems with your pipes?♪
♪Is your water running right?♪
♪Are the things screwed on tight?♪
♪If they aren't, don't despair!♪
♪The Super Plumbers will be there!♪
♪The Super Plumbers will be there!♪ Toadsworth: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
♪And there's no pipe we can't repair!♪
♪And there's no pipe we can't repair!♪ Peach: HURRY UP!!
♪The Super Mario Bros. will be ther-♪
Mario: Oof! Oh no!
Need some help here.
[underground music]
Luigi: Naaahohoohooohooooo!!
Mario: Hoohoohoo. [gibberish]
Luigi: Waah!!! Yoshi: Awawawawawawawawawah!!!!
Yoshi: Oh! Blah!
Mario: Ooooouuuuuggggghhhhh..... Ya!!
Ey, Luigi. [gibberish]
Luigi: Ooohohohohooo!
Mario: You hear that, Yoshi?
Oh Waitwaitwait Yoshi!
Yoshi: RUN, BITCH! RUN! Mario: Come back, Yoshi! Where are you going?!?
Mario: Come back, Yoshi! Where are you going?!?
Luigi: Oooohohohooo!
Mario: LUWEEGEEEEE!!
Luigi: Look! Light!
Uh-oh... I think we picked...
THE WRONG PIPE!!!
Haaahhaahhuuhoohoooo!!
Mario: Waaaahh!!!!! Whoa! Aaahhh!!! Mamamia!
Luigi: Aaaaaahhoooohooooooowe!! Ooooohhhhh.....!
[boom] [ded]
Oh...
(Music: Mario's House - Super Mario RPG)
[pipe sound]
[pipe sound again]
Welcome to the sundrenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino!
We're so pleased to welcome you to our beautiful home!
SMG4: OOOOOooooohh
Mario: Wahoo!!
Luigi: Awawaw!
Mario: Hahaa!!! Nyrgh!! Waahaahuhhoooo!!
Luigi: Waah!!! Malleo!! No!!
Mario: Blugh, blugh, BLUGH!
Mrrdugh, blugh, blugh.
Luigi: Oh no...
Mario: I
Mario: I SEE
Mario: I SEE EVERYTHING!
Luigi: Mamamia...
Luigi: Ya!! Mario: Ough!!
[pipe sound 3.0] Luigi: Eh?
M̲͒́̐̉̋̚Ȁ͊͊̂Ȓ̗̮̜̟̗̦̫ͮI̹̘̫̟̫̔ͦO͕̖͌͋̽̍̊͐
Luigi: Hoh!
h͇̦̫͖̱̪̞̆͗ͩ̆e̅̏ý̐̊̆̑ͨ̂ lu̅̽̉i̙̙̦̰̬ͥͧ̐̑̌g̞̐̈́̅ī͇̼̮͔̩̓ [low tone]
Luigi: Waah!!!
MAAAAARRRIIIOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mario: STAPH!
STAPH IT!
STAPH TAUNTING ME-
Luigi: Waaaahaahaahuuhoooooo!!!!!
Mario: Ey Luigi! What's the holdup?
Luigi?
[pipe sound 4.0] Mario: Wah!
[pipe sound more]
[pipe sound some more]
[pipe sound more, more]
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE!!!] Mario: Aaahhh!! Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!
???: M͖̩̠̣̳͈̬A͉ͬ͊ͦ̓R͇̻̓ͬͤͨͩͧI̪̹̟̠̋ͪ̓O̯̻
It's raping time!
Mario: Aaaahhhh-
Hmm?
Hey, what happened?
King Pipe w/ Bowser's Voice:MARIO!
[pipe sound nightmare 2.0]
[pipe sound nightmare 3.0]
Mario: WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?
King Pipe: [[pipe sound nightmare 4.0]
Mario: Aaahhh!!! Aaauuuggghhh...
King Pipe: [pipe sound nightmare 5.0 in slow motion]
[pipe sound nightmare 6.0 in replay]
[pipe sound nightmare 7.0 in slow motion replay]
Mario: Oh no! Boing! Ugh!
Bye-bye!
King Pipe: Whuh? Wait? How? Do? what?
D'OH SHIT!!
Mario: MAMAF***ER!!
King Pipe: What!?
Mario: Luigi!
Luigi: Naaaaahhhaaaaahhaaaahuuuuuhhoooooooo!!
Oooooohhhoooooh-
Sorry...
[audience laughing]
Oh I guess that makes sense...
[fire flower sound (X3)]
Old Man: I'M STARVING! I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES!
GET IN MY BELLY!
SMG4: Wait a minute...
Wait a minute!
Oohh nnoooooooooo! That's no-
Diabeetus
AAAHHHH!!
Aw hell naw!
WAAAAAAAA- [pipe sound nightmare 8.0]
(Music: Underground Level - Mario Party)
(NO!!)
(IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!)
(WTF IS THAT?!?)
Would women and children please step out?
[here's pipe sound nightmare 9.0] [thud]
SMG4: Mario, I was raped!
Mario: Say whaaaaaaaaaaat?
[pipe sound nightmare 10.0 in slow motion 3.0]
(Music: VS Dino Piranha - Super Mario Galaxy)
SMG4: WAAAAAAAAAAA-
[pipe sound nightmare 11.0 silently]
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE 12.0 IN SLOW MOTION REVERSED!!!]
Mario: Hahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Luigi: Ooooooohhooohooooohooooo!!
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE 13.0!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!]
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE 13.0!!] Luigi: Waah!!! Help! (X2)
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE 13.0!!] SMG4: WAAAAAAAAAAA-
[PIPE SOUND NIGHTMARE 13.0 LAST ONE!!]
Mario: Nyrgh!! [gibberish]
[pipe sound wonderful in slow motion reversed]
Mario: Bullshit!! [gibberish] Let'sa go!
♪We're gonna need a montage! (Montage!)♪
[pipe sound wonderful more in slow motion]
Mario: Wohoo!! Oh yeah!!!
[pipe sound wonderful (SM64 ver.)]
Luigi: Ho. Yahoo!! Yeah!
SMG4: -AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! FUCK THIS SHIIITT!!!
Mario: Aaahhh!!! Mamamia, no!!!
King Pipe: Yeah, he's not coming back. He probably shouldn't have done that.
Mario: MAMAF***ER!!!
[pipe sound wonderful 4.0,THANK YOU!!!]
Mario: Alrighty!
Luigi: Okidokie!
(Music: Bob-omb Battlefield - Super Mario 64)
Mario: The red pipe's connected to the... red pipe. And the blue pipe's connected to the... blue pipe.
And the yellow pipe's connected to the...
YELLOW PIPE!!
Hello!
Toad: Yeah!
Yaahoooo!!!!
Mario: Oooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!
So, I heard you wanted some pipes cleaned, eh?
Peach: YOU SON OF BITCH?!?!? I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
Peach: YOU SON OF BITCH?!?!? I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!! Mario: Aaahhh!!!
Peach: YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaooooooohhhh!!!
Peach: DR. OGTAGUNAPUS! BLAAAAAAAA-
Mario: Waaaaaa-