Hey, what's up you guys yes. hello guys welcome back to my channel today's video is going to be very serious
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I'm serious. I know lately conspiracy theory videos have been really-uh, you know popping off actually not even lately
I feel like they've always been popping off.
Shane Dawson started the trend and then now we all can't stop.
Americans just can't get enough
(AMERICA FUCK YEAH)
Every time I watch a fucking conspiracy theory video, I'm pretty sure my IQ raises like a few pegs.
I don't know okay. It really makes you think. After watching like hundreds of conspiracy theory videos in my life
I've kind of like grown an eye for some sketchy shit. I literally see something and I'm like okay
I like know what's going on here like you're not slick bitch.
But like while I see all of these things not everyone else sees them like I do. Not everyone can comprehend the level of
conspiracy that I am able to comprehend and because of that I decided that today
I would compile all of the conspiracy theories that I have (currently) that I came up with.
UM, WAKEUPSHEEPLE
hehe
Anyways, and I would just share them with you.
I might in this video be exposing your fave, and that's okay like take it from me;
we're in a safe space right now me and you we're in this safe space no one can touch us
let's just go right into it.
Jake Paul the *incoherent fumble of words*
We love him! His content, we love him we love everything about him
He's a king and so is his brother, but we don't have a conspiracy about his brother today because we just don't uh hehe *sip*
Jake Paul five million on YouTube in six months (never done before) he's a
absolute YouTube beast. He's doing great for him all-for all of them.
He's doing great for all of us a'right
And he's really inspirational for me and for other little kids who need guidance
And I'm basically a fetus so I also love him. This one is one of the most convincing
photographic conspiracies, I've ever seen in my life, and let's just hop right into it. Jake Paul here
he is just take a little look at him look in his eyes kind of I don't know get familiar with his face.
Good. Now, let's take a little look at Herman Munster.
If you don't know who Herman Munster is he is let me actually read what the fuck he is. 'a fictional character in the CBS sitcom
The Munsters' aka like an old show that old people watched, but I'm actually not old
I'm in fact actually a newborn child if you can't tell by my appearance. My dad actually brought to my attention that Jake Paul
looks strikingly like the dad Herman Munster, or is it Herman or Herbert? The fuck I don't know Jesus Christ. I didn't watch the fucking show. Herman!
Now if you look at them side-by-side, I mean they really do truly look almost exactly alike, but when it gets
truly, truly frightening is when you actually overlap their photos,
and you see that their facial structure aligns almost exactly. Their smile is identical, their forehead size;
identical. Receding hairline; identical. I don't know man
This next conspiracy theory *cry*
(sad music)
Will have you fucked up.
My next conspiracy is about the family favorite, David Dobrik. Everyone loves him,
he's a vlogger, he's dating Liza Koshy (everyone loves Liza Koshy).
He has a great squad; who doesn't love David Dobrik, right?
Well your opinion might change today because I just found out something about David Dobrik that is
absolutely heartbreaking and here's what it is. So the other day,
I was on David Dobrik's YouTube channel, and I was just chilling right; there scrolling through his videos
And I find that every single video is 4 minutes in 20 seconds long
*disgusting nose scratching sound*
Now if you're just rolling through his channel homepage. It shows that every single video is four minutes and 21 seconds
*disgusting nose scratching sound*
Oh god I have allergiesss
* SNEEZE*
Uh fuck but if you actually click on his videos they're in fact four minutes 'n 20 seconds long
What do you know about the number 420? WEED. Yeah, David. Marijuana, pot, the devil's grass, dank... what do people call weed
I don't even know david dobrik smokes weed people and this is not it
this is not the end of this theory his profile picture on YouTube as you can see it's a picture of him looking up at
The camera like a fucking guilty slob
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Sorryuh... as you can see it's him just chilling with a white background
Completely white background which is number one racist and number two and looks like he's floating in a cloud a lil' weird
Why would he choose that why would he choose a profile picture that makes him look like he's floating in a cloud
Because what happens when you take a little inhale of the weed, and you exhale it?? Clouds. Of weed.
But it doesn't end here doesn't in here, and that's the thing it continues on his Instagram
I went deep down into his fucking Instagram and what I found was absurd the first photo
I found plus on February 4th 2015 David posts a selfie in what looks like a desert or some shit?
I don't give a fuck if you zoom into the background of this photo number one you see a person
But that's not important if you scroll a little bit to the left actually to the right sorry
I don't have a brain you see that. There's literally a piece of weed in this photo
I have nothing else to say about that moving on David posts on August 14
2014 a picture of some weird ass will confirm pizza this pizza looks like it literally
Is from a trampoline park caption. Holy shit imagine this david dobrik on a nice August summer night in 2014 just
lit up the bomb with the
Buddies right just completely took so many rips off of that bomb just took so many bong rips
just had just took a
Puff off of that going it's high out of his mind and post this photo of pizza with the caption. Holy shit
It's the only logical explanation for why you'd post a picture of this weird ass fucking pizza
I've seen a lot of pizza slices in my life
But the way that the cheese is falling off the side is upsetting and disturbing
And the only person that would enjoy sad pizza is a freaking pothead, but it doesn't end here
I saw another photo that David Dobrik posted in 2014
Actually this one was in November to be exact of him with some what seems to be Popeyes Chicken
Look at all those chickens
Funny David we know your secret that man looks way, too
Excited about that freaking chicken everyone knows that Popeyes isn't even that great actually
I wouldn't know I'm a vegetarian and I've never eaten it before but I was like you know what pictures speak a thousand words
Right, but this picture only speaks one word to me and that word is munchies David
There's only one reason that you'd be posting all these pictures of food is that you have munchies because you're a fucking
Pothead moving on the last piece of evidence for this theory is probably the most damning in my opinion
And that's this photo as you can see it's a picture of David in the street wearing some shorts a shirt
Insane some mid-calf socks in some vans um yeah, try and tell me the your man
crush
Monday
Doesn't put on that outfit before going to smoke a dunk with the buds to go hit the bomb with the buds?
This picture was posted in November of 2015 a little bit older than the last few photos
And he's still a fucking pothead. Sorry David. It's not my fault that you just lost all of your freakin fans
Next conspiracy is about the one in the only the Tana mojo. She is the story time queen
She is the story time goddess she serves us
Content now Tana
Um you don't know I exist probably and I hate to do this to you because I know this is your big secret
But I'm gonna do it to you right now Tana mojo, right?
Let's get a little background on this one because that's the only way that it'll make sense okay
Here's Tana now when you look at Tana. You're like she looks like she's 28, right?
That's what I think anyways. I should no clue how old Tana was when I looked into the first time. I was like well
She's probably like 25 maybe
40 no just kidding just kidding, but she looks old not like old like oh this bitch has wrinkles Tana
Please don't make a storytime about me
She's 19 does that look like a teen to you know when I found out this information
I knew that she was lying to us
And I have proof all of the proof comes from her Instagram and it all starts with her birthday her birthday is June 24th
Nineteen something I have to google it I forget Tana mojo was born on a bright summer day
specifically June 24th
1998 and she's 19
Here's what I found a day after tannaz birthday in 2017 Tana posted this photo with her friend looks like they're just posing
Amongst, that's the word I'm illiterate amongst some construction
And if you look on the floor the word
No appears on the floor weird a little bit weird right well it gets a little bit weirder once
I saw this I was like whatever you know what this probably has a hidden meaning
But it just didn't make sense to me yet I continued scrolling back into her Instagram
And I found this photo this photo was posted also June 25th, but the Year previous when looking at this photo
I was like sorry also look at my computer. It's over here get over it get over yourself
Immediately this photo struck me as being very
interesting especially because I couldn't find her and it actually took me like probably salt five minutes to find her until I realized she's just
The only blog one in the photo, but this is an irrelevant fact if you zoom in you can see that
There's this little poster. I don't know pop up in piece of whatever the fuck on it
It says VidCon as you can see a little bit blurry VidCon the last two letters on flip those letters, No
What are the odds that an emoji would post a picture on June 25th of 2016 and of?
2017 both with the word no present in their photos
What does this tell me people this tells me the ten emoji was not in fact born on June 24th?
1910 --i was born on June 25th
1998 she is actually one day older, I knew Tana was older than I thought but I didn't know it was gonna be this intense
So some heavy shit right there, but anyway
Next moving on to jennxpenn she is a funny comedy kind of youtuber she also acts
I think she's pretty cool the conspiracy about her is that she's actually me. Yeah pretty weird
I've gotten a lot of comments being like yo, you look like jennxpenn well
I should have a conspiracy that were the same person don't really have any evidence on this one
But if you look at his side by side, we kind of look alike
I mean, I personally don't see it, but since one of my opinions ever been important
And if the internet thinks that we look alike then that means that we're probably the same person more on that later
"music"
this one is also short
the dolan twins....
their holograms
My life is ava. She's always on the go. She's traveling she seems like a great gal
Well this conspiracy is actually not about her YouTube and it's actually in fact about her Instagram and about her life in general
But her Instagram is where all the evidence are, so let's just get right into it
I have a conspiracy that IVA is actually on
Vacation at all times and actually has never been to her house, but it is scrolling through her Instagram
And I realized that every single photo that she posts is in a different location
She'll be in Australia, then. She's in you know the book llamas or some shit, then she's in Hawaii
She's in Hawaii like every week, and I'm just like bitch. Do you go home?
No, that's the thing I think she has a house somewhere where it is
No one knows
But I don't think she ever goes there because I've never seen her post a picture being like yo selfie in my room
I scrolled back into her Instagram D
I did some deep fuckin scrolling, and I could not find a picture of her not on vacation
I literally scrolled all the way back to 2015 and I found this photo
Okay, given in 2015 when she was using Instagram filters and flash tattoos
She still was on fucking vacation, so I something a stalker, maybe I don't know okay my life
Is ava has been on vacation for three years, and she will never come home. Um. That's my story
Next we have Jason Knapp
Jason nash the world's favorite old man. Just kidding
That's a joke Jason if you're watching this which you're not, but um no Shane. I love you dad
It's whatever Jason - friend of david dobrik the pothead
Jason nash shows up in a lot of david Dover's vlogs which is normal and as far as the world knows
David dobrik and jason nash have no actual relation blood wise and they're just kind of like you know friends right well
This is a little sketchy to me because why would a young?
Pothead like David be friends with like a 40 year old man such as Jason Nash
I know Jason Nash is probably a fun guy, but personally if I was a 20-something year old pothead
I would never hang out with a
Middle-aged man, but maybe that's just me I did a little bit more research
And I saw Jason and David to me together seem like the classic uncle-nephew kind of relationship
And I first found this photo of them together Jason and David just chillin and when you look at them together
Do they look alike not really but have you ever seen an uncle and their nephew look like no so that's not even important
But if you zoom in on this photo, and you look at Jason's face pretty basic, man
We've seen many of these in our life. I googled the word uncle just to see what I could find
I found this photo stock photo of an uncle pretty quirky photo if you ask me I mean wearing some weird-ass glasses
But none of that's important and a fedora bad choice
But that's none of my fucking business if you zoom into this uncle's face
And you compare it to Jason Nash. They are identical literally look at this shit
I actually couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this the number one stock image for uncle is identical to jason nash
And you're trying to tell me the jason nash
isn't david dobrik uncle you're
Stupid if you look at this stock photo and you zoom in to the stock like logo thing you have a camera no one gives
A fuck well in the photo of Jason and David you zoom in to Jason's hand what is he holding a fucking camera?
Insane and to make matters even more convincing david dobrik has merged with that exact kind of camera on it
Are you fucking kidding me jason nash. You're david's uncle just come out and it made it already. Yeah can pussy oh god
I'm getting tired from this shit conspiracies are exhausting
Next conspiracy is about our favorite beauty guru. Everyone's favorite beauty guru or at least mine. I don't know Jeffrey star he's a king
He's a queen he's everything that we want in a person actually it all started when I was talking Jeffrey Starr's Twitter
And I saw that he lives in Calabasas, California
Immediately that sparked my interest who else lives in Calabasas the Kardashians
I've always had a suspicion about you every star that he was something more something bigger than what we could understand or comprehend
But I didn't realize it was this big
I was scrolling through Jeffery stars Instagram, and I found this photo that he posted on February 13th of this year
It is a photo of him and in this photo. He looks particularly like Buzz Lightyear
I don't know. Maybe the lighting was weird or something, but after seeing this I was like weird
I'll keep it in the back of my head and a few days later. I see this photo
I was just googling the Kardashians aimlessly
You know just being like Kardashians seeing what would pop up in this pops up Kourtney the oldest sister with Jeffery star
It's funny insane to me that they literally have photos together. That's it
That's the end of that conspiracy, but I mean I'm pretty sure it's true so fuck off. I don't care
Casey Neistat, vlogger, family fav
I've never met someone who didn't like Casey Neistat because you can't physically not like him and because of that he's a hologram
Shane Dawson also a hologram
This last conspiracy- look at me and bae
James Charles another amazing beauty guru. I'm not gonna lie
I give him a view and in a nice like every time he posts a video
And I also go onto his Instagram live streams
And he ignores me every fucking time James if you're watching this what the fuck- sorry
This one is definitely the most insane conspiracy out of this entire video
And I want you to buckle your seatbelt for this one because you might not sleep ever again
So James Charles has a little cute little intro that he does every single video where he says hey sisters
Cute right, I mean it makes me feel special when he calls me a sister actually I think he says hi sisters
I don't fucking know anyways whatever
HI SISTERS x3
The phrase "hi sisters" in dutch,
is pronounced "hallo zussen"
what does that fucking sound like to you?
like if that was like in English
What would that sound like to you in English "hallo sussen- zussen", whatever the fuck, sounds almost exactly like
Hello Susan. Now, this is when the shit gets fucking scary
Susan, the CEO of YouTube. James is not addressing us in his videos when he says hi sisters
He's not talking to us. He's talking to Susan
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(in a sad voice) So that's it for today's video.. *fake laugh*
No, I'm like good. That's it for today's video
I hope you enjoyed it, if you thought any of these were interesting
This video might have shed some light on who they truly are