(Gay, open-mouthed silence)
Today, I want to learn how to sing like James Charles. *knee slp intensifies*
Today I'm *going* to learn how to sing like James Charles.
So let’s correct that...
It’s not like a want—it’s not like a big desire. I’m just going to do it, and record myself.
I SHOULD DO AN INTRO FIRST, shouldn’t I?
H-hey. H-hi. Hi, how are you doing? (Deep Mac! then higher Mac!) Wow, that was so—I can't scream.
My throat, is like, in pain.
Y'know what? Fuck it, I’m going to try. (Another unsuccessful ~Mac)
No! HAaa, whaaa? (Another unsuccessful ~Mac)
No! Wait, why is it—
(mAc) No. (maC!) No. (Mac!!!) There we go. That’s as close as I’m gonna fucking get.
"Who is James Charles?" you might ask.
Well... weirdo watching the internet (yeah u)
He’s a—he’s a gay...
That has a shit-ton of more money than all of us. (wHeRe iS tHe LiE) That’s not like his main aspect... he does makeup.
I probably should have started there first, but money makes the world go round, and that's what I want to talk about in this video, generally.
I'm also wearing my own merch.
(Gay squeal & music)
Can you get this still? Wait—I don’t even know...
I have not checked my merch store in a good few months, I'm a terr—I'm terrible. I'm terrible at everything. At life... Why am I still... breathing? (Bc u r a beautiful human, Mac)
(Crack headed stare at the camera)
That relate to a moment, you know, I live above a family now has like crack(mac turns into a goddamn peanut) headed ass children
But like not there fault
Everybody was a crack head once in their life when they were a child
Like you cannot sit here and be like(gay displeasure), yeah, I went to church. No, sHuT Up
You were were out there thinking a big bellied man was giving you gifts once a year, you might even once believed in the Easter Bunny
You were on crack, crack was our best friend, crack came in a form of Dora the Explora staring at you through your TV screen
To Steve from Blue's Clues literally jumping into paintings like
Like- *confused gay silence* (oOoOo mETh)
Like? what am I talking about?? what is this video-
James Charles a YouTube person on the internet that does makeup. He also sells makeup and...
Has a lot more money than all of us (oOOo mEtH oppurtunity)
I don't, he tends to video sometime when he's like singing a song or two
Someone tweeted me saying I should make a video where I try to sing like him and I was like, why not?
Okay, why the fuck not, now back to the family real quick. I'm sorry. I'm on something, if you have like kids
They're like barely growing up. Why would you choose to live above somebody like that's my question
why am I now participating in this journey of raising your kids like
I hear everything they're going through when they're playing with their Legos
by pouring all of them our in the living room floor to when one of their kids having a fit above my bedroom
I didn't feel like when you decide to pUrChaSe a child what amount of money you spend a raise of child, bitch?
It's a purchase. You have it on layaway. You decide by a charge
I think I oughta make submitting yourself to living on the bottom floor an apartment complex, but I guess I'm wrong
Maybe they thought I wanted to hear crack. somtimes cuz I'm on it
*gay silence* (oOoo mETh)
I'm not on crack guys. Like I feel like I need to make that clear. *mETh* James Charles! Let's just fucking do it first
Let's find a video of him actually singing
I know these things in the ariana grande video and I've already made a video about James Charles if you guys do not know that
oH oh Oh oh OOoOh (me too bitch)
I'm obsessed, apparently, I guess? (unfortunately) to the point that I'm making two videos about him in one year
It's gonna sue me one day I swear to god
*James Charles singing God Is a Woman by Ariana Grande, which is an amazing song*
Wait, I'll get copy written for this copy written? copyrighted(?) copy wroted? copyright strike
I'll get a copyright strike. copy stroke(?)copyright stroke?
**I'm too lazy to write out every time he says copyright stike wrong.** **but that's all he's saying**
the fuck? would i? whatever fuck it.
Can I start there?
*james charles signing* **mac tries and fails to copy him lmao** Great. One more time.
I'm really gonna get sued. kinda goes like yoUU
Yo-oOU and then he kinda like- breaks(breaths??) at the end
*Yuuuu OoOoO*
But then like is also sounds like he's kinda, biting(?) something in the end?
yuuu ooo uoou
Oh, no. Oh not like that, better. Like I'm trying
*mac* yOOUU
My god, bitch. That was close
*Mac trying the same yOOU for 4 seconds*
Bitch, bITCH
Where's my millions of dollars, I feel like more I become James charge the more successful
I will be like James Charles, you know, like I wanna film a video with Iggy Azalea
I want to feel video with Kylie Jenner
I have a lot of questions and I have too much of a bitch to not be afraid to ask
yOUU.
Okay. we got that.
I'll be like putting a meme judging his singing but like bitch you try to sing a no like let me hear you about something
Like he's decent I can tell he did choir
Sometime in his life, you know my great more people need to do some like musical theater some choirs shit
You know the high schools a big sport high square by this sports. What are they doing broken student day?
I did musical theatre look at me
I'm sitting on the floor in an apartment that I do not have that much furniture in. So whose winning
*mEtH*
*yOu LoVe iT hoW i MoVe youuu*
*mac* y o u lo v e it h o w i m o o o ... you
mac- slightly better * you l ove it ho w I moove.... you... ya know, like
i piked the worst video to do the captions for unfortunaly
Sister james *you love it how i move yoU* (oh meth??)
*mac* you love it how I mOve (get that glissando mac hell yee) yOu.... no, thats not....
this is getting hard to write ngl, be back in 10 seconds
Little shake at the end with a you like bItcH
Something I'm going to put out in the Internet
Fuck. Yes, it is
honestly
I am James Charl a video attached to my one you love it how I touch
You my one love it how I touch you my one love II don't touch you my one
No, bitch wait, that was close
No, that's bad
Bitch that's James charge putting on a certain done
Okay first to go breath when all is said and done you
Believe God is a woman like he punched that guy like it was like God like he was trying to break himself believe mr
Might be there might be we don't know sick but nothing said and I do believe got it
You believe
Me I'm trying to get the God out. We know that you believe God is a woman bitch
Why am I doing this video and why am I lo into it? Why are you watching this?
Jenna, Marbles could get away with the things
She's doing to her channel
And we see her as an icon because she's freaking is and I'm gonna sit here learning how to sing like James Charles you guys
Are gonna go on this journey with me? Okay, let's describe you what to this for me? This is my journey
Bitch
Had a final product here we go. Here we go
Got some spice got delivered from Iceland, please don't watch this video anymore
Override down I need friends
In our way, we actually I do it twice
This video is for me
Goes like this bear with me
Know that a crane show seems like he has a know like in his mouth
He wants to show you and he's not gonna fully let go of it
Thanks polite in a good way in a good way. Don't give us shit. Y'all like I can't get a laugh back
What the fuck? Are you? Sorry?
Gotta make the scene like James charm I
Don't deserve be
Anywhere on the Internet. I'll be not upload everything
I think I probably fuckin with James and you're watching there was some reason I don't know why you stuck to the end
I sorry what up, girl. What did we learn today kids?
Good anymore. Why name Charles are still rich? I'm still
Nice, I'm comfortable like I'm comfortable. I would love to be even more comfortable if y'all wanna
Watch more my video comment down below why the fuck that I do this does I do anybody else?
Should I imitate anybody else singing should this be a thing on my channel II say no don't say anything
Actually don't enable me comment down below Mac
Stop that suggests that what the entire conversation to be like
No
That's over like max. I'm a bad bad bitch go to bed. My name is Mac
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