morning what a lovely way to wake up to the sound of willow hacking and then a big lump of vomit
on my carpet that i have to clean up first thing when i wake up no i'm kidding it's okay willow
she's been uh she's been vomiting a lot lately
i think she has a hairball. she's been having poop problems too.
like she's been getting like poop on her bum a lot. like more than usual.
ohhh, beanie!
it's okay. it's okay. it's okay. how's your tummy?
eh?
oh! yes that is my camera.
oh my goodness you are so cute!
like i can kind of like get all up in her face and in her business and she doesn't care anymore
like i can like stick my face in her tummy and like kiss her tummy. that is progress folks!
whoa!
whoa! what are you doing?
woah!
oh!!!
welcome to my vlog. i haven't vlogged in so long
i have to go get a covid test, i have to go get my nose swabbed anywhere between
like 8 a.m and 2 p.m at this production office in scarborough which is like really far!
it's not that far
i just don't have a car, so it takes me a lot longer to get places since i
rely on transit. it says it's going to take an hour and a half to get there
and an hour and a half back and i'm like ooooof--
i'm probably just going to take a Lyft. i have a pilates class at 12.
it's going to be a bit of a hectic morning
*sings skin of my teeth by demi lovato*
i love that song you guys it's been on [ __ ] repeat.
demi's like-- both of their new songs... FIRE!
demi is just like keeping it real with us and i love it.
you know what other song i'm really obsessed with
is so good by halsey it's her newest single it's fire.
i need to like have water before i have coffee so let's chug a whole glass of water
together. grab some water. okay ready do you have your glass of water? let's... let's drink up hoes.
*dramatic music plays*
i have rice cakes, avocado, [ __ ] i'm not about to make avocado toast
on camera again y'all are gonna call me out. you know what we're gonna do and i'm
really sorry for y'all vegans out there but... tuna. my sister calls
it the poor [ __ ] meal just because it's like very easy to make and like inexpensive
oh that water is really hitting right now. my insides are like "mm! thank you!"
i had a really hard poop this morning and like my bum has been hurting a lot
help me pick out the tuna. dill and lemon, garlic and hot pepper or tomato and onion? comment below.
you know what? i'm starting to think garlic and hot pepper
is gonna be good. i'm gonna go with that.
okay...
i don't like the way it smells in the can. once it's like on it's probably good...
(slow-mo) it's probably good
mm-mm.
don't get this one.
i think it smells too much like cat food.
yeah this is not smacking right now
it's really bad.
i'm just gonna try and choke this down
at least my poop's not gonna be --
my poop's not gonna be uh
too hard now because i'm nervous. you know what the best laxative is ever? nerves. for me.
bidet, buh-banging
ah!
so i just looked out the time and i'm like [ __ ] i'm not gonna have time
to go do this covid test, come home, get ready and then go to pilates class so
i think i'm gonna have to go directly from the covid test to pilates class
which is fine i just have to dress for pilates
oh i just can't get that tuna taste out of my mouth
my hair is so greasy
i look like steve harrington i kind of love it
*coughs*
whoa!
that dry shampoo-- oh!
wait so i have to wear activewear clothes to work-- covid-test.
just so you know, i feel like i didn't explain it properly,
i'm going to get a covid test because it's required from productions, like sets,
before you go on set. um so it's not like i had any symptoms and then i'm going to pilates class.
i'm not reckless.
um it's just a mandatory thing you have to do before you go on set!
oh yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the vibe.
willow is in the closet somewhere and i don't know where she is now
this is cute i think this is cute.
willow! *kisses* come here! what are you doing?
*laughs* silly!
*drops of wind by LAVREN plays*
all right i got swabbed up the nose, i ordered my Lyft so pray for me that i get to pilates on time
i think right now it's saying i'm gonna get there with nine minutes to spare before my
class so we'll see if i'm able to do that.
oh my god every time they find me a driver they like cancel it and they have to find me another driver
um i don't know why sometimes like lyft drivers won't pick you up if you're going too far
because it's like not worth it for them
but i'm gonna give a good tip, don't worry!
it keeps going down to like 11:53, 11:54 like, my arrival time
and the pilates class starts at 12! ahhh!
but i feel like i'm gonna make it! i'm gonna make it. you know what? i'm gonna say right now that i'm gonna make it.
i don't know if you can tell how sweaty i am right now but...
hehe. look at that.
oh now you can see the sweat.
(barista) have a good day, keara!
thank you, you too!
yummy!
yeah i went a little crazy but i'm excited. this is my favorite smoothie, it's the vanilla smoothie.
got some extra coffee in there, got some extra protein powder. we're golden!
also, last night lauren dared me to write vagina queen in my instagram bio for the night
and we were just like gonna make it a little bet thing
and i was gonna delete it by like the end of the night or like the morning and i totally forgot that it was still in my bio
so um for any of you who saw "vagina queen" in my bio, enjoy!
what are you-- are we doing a dare?
yeah so... living my truth from my younger vagina queen...
put vagina queen into your bio.
okay!
queer and vagina queen.
*laughs* okay!
or you can put from vagina queen, canada
okay how long are we doing this?
end of the night.
oh my god, so you want me to put vagina queen, canada?
is someone gonna screenshot it?
yeah probably
i like queer and vaginaqueen.
is instagram gonna like block me for this?
wait what's wrong with saying vagina queen?
you can't even say sex.
i'm gonna do it.
do you have brand deals coming up babe?
it says vagina queen!!!!!
all the brand deals that are coming up are about sex so!
ooo, babe!
whoa!
i've been really working on my confidence, like in public presenting feminine
because... i've definitely told you this before but
i've just been like street harassed so much in my life especially when i was dressing more feminine and had long hair, whatever
and i just like got really fed up with it and decided i'm gonna hide my body when i go out
you know in public
because i just don't want to deal with it
it's made me so freaking uncomfortable. that's what i've been doing for the past like three years.
lately, like this summer...
i'm just gonna cross the road
i've been like challenging myself more and being like i wanna wear whatever the [ __ ] i wanna wear!
i'm just gonna have to deal with people looking, people, you know, harassing but i just wanna go about it in a different way
now instead of maybe hiding myself, i'm going to try like just
walking a little bit taller, a little bit more confident. sometimes wearing sunglasses helps
because then like you can't really make eye contact with anyone no one can make
eye contact with you. and you just look like busy. you look like you're on a mission you know
sometimes when people are really pissing me off and like staring at me like really rudely
and like not taking their eyes off me, i'll just like look at them back and be like hi
the [ __ ] do you want?
not you know walking around all vulnerable and closed down because people can sense that energy and i feel like you're an easier target when you look vulnerable
so lately i'm like... "i'm gonna stand [ __ ] tall i'm gonna walk around. if i have short
shorts on, you can look.
i know i'm hot, thank you very much.
so i hope that helps! it's been helping me a little bit it's still very scary like personally i was gonna put my t-shirt back on
i pushed myself today i'm like you know what? it's hot out.
i'm gonna not put my t-shirt on just because i want to hide from people like...
i'm hot okay? i'm just warm. sweating.
boo-boo?
do you want a treat?
you're eating pretty old food in there. oh
good girl, you ate all your food!
want a treat?
*willow meows*
okay! let's go get a treat!
tuna fillet
miss willow you are so lucky
oh my goodness oh my goodness
nom nom
hi, welcome back to keara's kitchen.
today, we're going to be making veggie burgers, corn and fries.
first thing you need... impossible patties and the impossible patties and my favourite patties.
you're gonna need buns, some corn.
now i'm going to shuck these myself and show you how i do it
just RIP that sh_t off!
rip it!
rip it like you're taking off it's clothes!
not in an inappropriate way. with consent.
i feel like georgia miller, and i love ginny and georgia
oh that's the oven! you want some cookies?
it's a bean!
now we're gonna put the pot of water on high
and once it's boiling, we're gonna throw these puppies in
we're gonna try this really gay beer we got from um muskoka brewery it was a lcbo event
i do not drink beer. i do not drink ipa, i don't even know what an ipa means.
oh it's an ipa?!
it says born this way ipa
Noooooo!
let's do a test... testing of it.
guys i hate beer, like i can only drink like very light beers
one two three
it has that like bitter aftertaste
it's not bad
"because baby you were born this way"
"i'm IPA in this way, muskoka brewery yay"
"i'm on the right track, get it at the LCBO"
even though i'm not sponsored by lcbo so
lcbo if you see this sponsor keara-- but lcbo give me money!
i want lcbo money! i want lcbo money!
oh, your booty!
the camera can't even see my booby... booby?
booby?
after the first sip, it's good.
i wish that there was no bitter aftertaste
i like bitter
you do?
yeah i like my coffee bitter
true
b_tch , i'm a badass
i think it's like, the beginning notes of it are like good
i think it's a citrus beer, what do you think?
i'm such a taurus, i look in the camera i'm like
we should totally make a youtube channel just for vlogs
i know a lot of people have vlog channels. babe you know we're not gonna have time to do that
[ __ ] you're right even though i would love to do that [ __ ] i am also an actor so i have two jobs
it's not citrusy babe.
no??
i thought ipa's were darker than this
i thought so too i'm kind of glad because if this was a dark beer there would be no way
let's read what it says
tropical fruits!
[ __ ] what did i say citrus?!
yeah i feel like it tastes like a pineapple
oh it's a light beer!
she's so shaved and nice! i can't let her get like that again, babe!
mine is bad right now.
i got a big bush.
it was like itching me like i can't do that! guys, when you're married, you don't need to worry about
when you're married you don't shave anymore!
you shave if you want to!
time doesn't exist guys! you heard it here first.
willow!
time is not linear like you think it is. time is not what you think it is.
ooh la la
we realized that we didn't have any butter for our corn! what a big [ __ ] fail! and
we just finished cooking everything we were putting it on the plates and we're like [ __ ]
we don't have butter! i'm trying to run down there as fast as i can let's see how long it takes
*sings* "they got nothing on you, human! nothing on you, human!"
do you want an iced or a hot cortado?
i don't know i don't even think you can have an iced cortado can you?
yeah, i think so!
it's so cute in here
you