My playthrough of Nintendogs for Playstation one.
Thanks for tuning in,
now, as you see
I've selected the Dalmatian dog,
and we're gonna go ahead and pet him with the comb
Dalmatians are usually a very charismatic breed of...
Here's how I throw the tennis ball... He'll actually learn to fetch them.
If you want you can connect to, uh, Wi-Fi to play with other dogs online, as you can see that I am doing now.
Oh I know this one. Of course not!
Come on! Yes, it's 15, yes, 15 on each team, that's correct. Yes.
Oh, 11 yes, 11 people, yes. Of course, yeah- And the training is complete.
My Dalmatian will now only pee in the house.
But oh no, my Golden Retriever is jealous and has thrown my ambulance stretcher onto the highway into oncoming traffic.
Dodge the motorcycles to make it to the doggie tea party in time!
Ride the stretcher like a surfboard in order to catch bigger waves and increase your score!
Oh wow, I've discovered a whole new kind of dog.
[Saxophone]
Oh, wait a minute. You can tell she's sexy because the saxophone music comes on when you-
Around this mission I feel very uncomfortable playing this game in front of
of other people in public on my Gameboy with the volume all the way up naked
other people in public on my Gameboy with the volume all the way up.
Naked,
covered in chicken grease.
[Woman Moaning]
Dogs love peanut butter.
I'm not playing anything, Mom!
Thanks for fucking my dick, Whore. See ya!
Good riddance! Oh-
A surprise? What could it be-
Thank you!
*EXPLOSION*
Now, I just have to shoot down the UFO with my battleship,
but watch out for the missile, Seth Rogen.
Luckily, you are saved by a man who hits himself on the head with a toothbrush.
This is Nintendogs!
I'm gonna pull out the cork in this boat cuz I'm a fucking retard!
What have I done?
Quickly throw the water out of the rowboat before Will Ferrell gets home!
What the fuck?
No! Don't follow him down there! What are you do-
I'm Sherlock Holmes brother, Matlock! OH?!
Honey, I'm HOME!
HAHA-
Meanwhile, my Russell Terrier is going to Petsmart,
but oh no! A German Shepherd is already robbing it.
Save me, army!
Oh, God.
The villain dogs force nice little dog to steal an even littler golden dog
but watch out for the fucking spikes la-
Well, what're you gonna do, eh-
[Screaming]
Turns out the golden dog is actually Terminator 2 Judgment Day,
and blows everyone to Kingdom FUCK!
But, I pull out a box of spaghetti and knock his head off, activating the self-destruct sequence.
Luckily, I bought an escape snowboard for this exact scenario.
Unfortunately, they brought snow skis for this exact scen-
Good thing I brought my jet airplane,
but watch out for the giant pink teddy bear!
I hope my new matlock came in the mail [Screaming]
Honey, I'm HOME! Hehehehehehe!
We then return to our main protagonist Jeffrey, who's had one wild day.
Finally, he can go home and relax with his fa-
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is it boy? Is my new matlock here? Oooh NOOOO!
Honey I'm HOME! Hehehehehe!
And finally, the family was back together.
What a happy ending.
EXCEPT they forgot all about the stupid ass boulder from the beginning of my Nintendogs playthrough,
and he CAME BACK FROM OUTER SPACE AND FUCKING
KILLED EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
the end