everything you're about to do is earth-shattering and it will change
how humanity views some of nature's oddities okay so you guys know i'm
a massive fan of trying to find bigfoot i mean i have been hunting bigfoot for years
one of my favorite places to go online is the bigfoot hunting forums i've met some of the
coolest guys one of those guys is randy randy's a level 17 bigfoot hunter i mean this guy is
awesome and i was able to convince him with all the amazing footage that we've gotten to bigfoot
to come down to my house and hunt bigfoot with us guys he's here he's actually here i invited
him and he finally came you don't know who's behind that door who rings the doorbell this
many times randy does oh randy is your doorman on a holiday no well nobody came and i kept bringing
it and i thought maybe it's not working no it's working great it's me poopy jake it's
papa jake but yeah it's me randy i can't believe you're actually here i mean this might finally be
the time we get to capture bigfoot i brought our safety thing the milk remember yeah they hate milk
randy told me that bigfoot is extremely afraid of milk why is it open i had to have a drink
you gotta have a drink well come on come on come on we are not having this guy inside our house
yes we are having people like wow phil come get randy's shoes hey man this is great i'm the randy
what is going on jake get my teeth off yeah take your shoes off by all means come on in
just pull them right off so what are we doing here well randy i called you because lately the
activity around the house has been getting more and more intense we are without a doubt certain
that bigfoot is living in the forest next to our house are you the guy who picked up the poo
and thought it was great you're squishing it in your hands was that you
yeah i did do that but look randy i called you because as a level 17 bigfoot hunter
you're the only man i know that could do this yeah it just keeps going up 18
are we supposed to get down no no phil we're not supposed to get down this is not how you
catch bigfoot jake bigfoot isn't real randy you said you had a van of some sort a bigfoot hunting
mobile i do and we've got stuff in there that'll blow your mind evidence of bigfoot from all over
north america yeah this is north america right i'm sorry randy but clearly you have lost your
mind you don't even know where you are he has not lost his mind okay you're looking at one of
the top researchers in bigfoot in fact i might as well call him a doctor i knew you had all
the cool gear but i didn't know it was this cool i'm telling you you know i live here so
as well are you living in the bank i live in here yeah excuse the toilet paper but somebody stole
the little you know the porta thingy so be careful where you walk it's like our dream to live in a
van this guy is crazy is this you randy that's me that's a plaster cast of the foot of bigfoot what
if this is a guy with just big feet ever thought of that look it's just a normal dude he's not a
guy with big feet okay and we are in the presence of randy all right and he literally is in the
newspaper look at this do you guys know my last name no wait what's my first name randy randy
randy you said that you had some samples you collected oh this is what you were playing
with before this is not what you thought it was originally it's not a chocolate bar it's bigfoot
it's bigfoot poo i'm glad you didn't taste it that would have been a waste
that's real stuff right oh to poo yeah that's real randy i'm convinced that you're really obsessed
with bigfoot but i'm not convinced bigfoot is real i mean it smells like poo must be big for
poo logan i wanted to show you this because this is like a badge of honor there are a lot of people
who said you're crazy someone added in that you are a frog has he been to jail that's what
it's sounding like phil one day i want to get a county correctional facility shirt just like this
it would be an honor if i could help you get it enough is enough let's go let's leave this guy
he's crazy he is not crazy you're the crazy one okay you're the one brainwashed by the government
they put him in a correctional facility for hunting bigfoot don't you think that means
we're on to something here they're trying to correct us because we're right this is evidence
of the real thing the hair look at that do you want to taste it you did the other tasting thing
that literally looks like your hair look this is bigfoot it felt tasty is this bigfoot hair
that's definitely big footage oh right on put it back here we need that we don't waste any of that
stuff i'm telling you it's rare night vision goggles you can use that tonight if you'd like
can we use your bigfoot hunting gear of course that's what i have it for don't forget you're
gonna need one of these communication stuff are you not coming with us well i can only go so far
i'm banned from that forest remember this guy that's you randy oh it's me it is look at that
i look so much younger this is crazy logan we can set the feed on our camera to stream directly to
randy's van that way he can watch us every step of the way in fact did you know that the internet
you don't even need to have wires satellites somehow put it in your tv rendy satellites aside
if we're going to track down bigfoot i'm going to need your help i'm behind you 100 we're going to
do it for you randy we're going to find bigfoot we are going to capture him your names will go down
in history and i'm going to start writing it today by the way what is your name again we've got our
supplies we're heading to the forest all right well shiny shotgun let's go randy guys you're
gonna be fine in there i know there's no seat belts but you know what i'm a safe driver there we
this go awesome we're gonna get bigfoot jake i think we're gonna die what why reddy's so cool
why don't you say that and we get to chill in his bedroom slash house slash bathroom
jake are you guys ready in there for us to get going you want to go to timmy's and get some
donuts yeah i want to go to timmy's and get some donuts oh we're moving all right logan when we
get there it looks like randy's going to be on the surveillance equipment which means we're going in
just the three of us this is our one and only chance to catch bigfoot guys if you like randy
and you think bigfoot is real smack that like button i think if we can get over 50 000 likes
there is no way we're not gonna find bigfoot as we got closer and closer to where we last sighted
bigfoot though things started to get a little bit weird and the terrain got harder to traverse so we
are now deep in the forest we have randy back in the bigfoot mobile he is watching and listening
to everything we see do you see our visuals on your screen oh yeah on the screen yeah i see you
do you know what you're supposed to be doing now that's why we brought you randy we thought you
know what we'd do we're just gonna start walking in the woods until we see something logan how you
doing not good jake look i have snow going down my yeezys why would you wear yeezys because you
didn't really give me that much time to prepare for this trip look randy gave us all the gear we
need phil you got the gadgets yeah jake all right let's try and get across here we'll update randy
once we get over to the other side of this ravine remember keep a lookout for anything that could be
related to bigfoot all right guys here we go oh no guys there's a drop there's a big drop
oh that's one way to make it down a hill oh my gosh well randy i gotta say honestly having
you back in the van watching everything we do really makes you feel a lot better about this
whole mission well i know all about bodyguarding because uh way back there in the past i i used to
bodyguard for uh fella yeah he's the president one of them there and uh who's the new guy
i can't remember him but i haven't done anything for him i don't even like the guy
okay sounds good randy all right guys looks like we've made it to one of the crosses here
the only thing is we don't know how thick the ice is and if one of us falls in this entire mix
what what he's real logan okay phil run across this as fast as you can
do not move run quickly no no that's what you're supposed to do no no no no none or something
it swims see he made it across oh he's like if he stayed maybe he could have fallen
we can just follow the river now oh as long as it doesn't break randy one of the things
i know about you is you're one of the foremost experts in survival some might call you a expert
survivalist well you know every day is an act of survival when you have to live in a
i had a question for you last time we were down here we saw a unique plant i was wondering if
you could possibly identify it do you have any idea what that might be ready it's a hemlock it's
a different brand of it because most people have never seen one of these in fact how did we get one
of these these are rare it's a hemlock a survivor he's so smart guys he's like the smartest man on
earth jake why do we even care what this is and there's no way this is a hemlock is whatever he
said he doesn't know he doesn't know what he's talking about he knows exactly what's talking
about you're not a survival expert you wore yeezys do a bigfoot hunt follow me when did
you get your hair cut on the way here what's this what's a big foot stick what's a big foot stick
you don't know bigfoot at all dude this boot was a big foot walking like this with this
use sticks dude that's literally what bigfoot would use have you not seen the photos don't move
no no no whoa what are you doing i'm breaking the ice we're trying to walk on you all right
check this out footprints right there yeah but they're not big footprints
yeah they are that is a massive footprint geek you just drew this that's bigfoot no you drew
with the stick how could i have gone over there i saw you draw it is nobody else called am i the
only one who's cool crazy phil we're fighting bigfoot hi jake where to now up here there's a
tunnel i think it might be what bigfoot uses to travel around here fast hey randy i know you're
a survival expert i always thought it was really cool when they could you know tell the time just
based on the sun i don't know if you're getting a clear feed of our picture here but can you tell us
what time it is just based on the sun well hang on a second i can tell you exactly what it is
it's uh 24 right now and that's uh eastern time wow you even know where we are eastern
hey phil we're in the east randy looks like we got some bigfoot tracks here are you seeing it through
your monitor do you have a measuring tape with you no we didn't bring measuring tape okay then if you
make a fist the top of your fist you put the front end of the big foot thingy and then your elbow if
it is as big as the from there the fist to the end of your elbow and it's a real bigfoot guys
i think these are bigfoot tracks yeah randy it matches exactly my elbow to fist ratio
we're on his trail we got to keep moving i think this means we've become level two bigfoot hunters
you're not level two bigfoot hunters yet i've been hunting bigfoot for like four years randy's been
hunting bigfoot for like 400 years guys check it out it's exactly what i was saying the tunnel that
must be how bigfoot gets around that's why his tracks are here come on let's get closer
guys guys guys i'm going back up back what why i see something moving in the tunnel
check do you have on camera randy are you getting it i can't see randy can you hear me stop replying
randy hello uh jake i can't see but there's something down there logan that's not a bobcat
i just want to make sure you understand that if i talk to you about snow there
are 52 different words to describe it and they mean entirely different things including things
like avalanche no oh what kind of snow is this randy that's just regular snow
okay randy thank you we phil come on we practice this three two one phil slide
guys the ice is getting real ow ow it's like breaking glass
it's fine it's frozen sewer they say it's mental
but we not have gone around jake no we gotta chase them as fast as we can
this isn't very fast i got an idea i gotta go catch him i'll come back for you
honestly that worked pretty well
come on let's go keep moving should just be up here i see the tracks phil phil here what was that
that does sound like bigfoot pass the bag what do we have in it i think you better get out of there
nope you gotta get out of there your livestream run as fast as you can
that's him that's bigfoot he's up there i saw him just for a second jake how do
you know that was bigfoot logan i think we're past the hole is bigfoot reel or not
what was that randy did you hear that i gotta get out of here man i can't hang around i know what's
going to happen i'm not going to die here today randy did you hear that noise bye guys i'm going
brandi over jake this guy is our getaway randy do you hear me over dude this guy isn't the real deal
do you mean logan he's an 18 star bigfoot hunter obviously he's not her he'd be here
right now why are we the ones here we are literally right on the tail of bigfoot it's
getting dark there's a storm picking up we have no food we have no water our calms are
down with randy without him as overwatch i don't feel safe moving in there really left he didn't
leave he wouldn't do that to us but you're right we can't keep pushing on i'm in yeezys
that's your fault not mine look let's get back to the van we'll reconnect with randy and then
we can push on at least we know where bigfoot's path is if we can get 50 000 likes on this video
we will go get bigfoot and we will prove to the world that randy is the coolest guy ever
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