- We've had jerky before.
- 'Cause we've never done that before.
- Yeah, yeah, what even is jerky?
God, I don't know.
Such a foreign alien concept to me.
- I do quite like it, it is really nice.
(upbeat music)
- Ooh.
- Ooh, weird animal jerky?
Like, is it a weird animals or weird parts of an animal?
Ooh.
- Or is just the jerky weird?
- Kangaroo,
- Yeah, definitely kangaroo.
Maybe like crocodile.
- Yeah, or alligator, crocodile or alligator, one of them.
Um, raccoon.
- I'm expecting squirrel jerky.
- Porcupine jerky
- A little bit of giraffe jerky.
Some rhino--
- Porpoise jerky
- Yes.
- Badger jerky!
(upbeat music)
- No way.
- Whoa.
- Real turtles.
- Snapping turtle jerky.
- Stop.
- Jesus!
- Sure it can't be legal to kill a turtle.
- What are you doing to us?
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- I can't eat this, I like turtles
- Oh my god!
- Are they not endangered?
- I feel so bad, I'm so excited
I'm just like, "Yeah, I'm gonna eat a turtle."
- I love turtles, I can't do this.
- I feel bad
- I have videos of snapping turtles on my GoPro
so this is gonna be weird, man.
- Also like how would you kill a snapping turtle?
Like these guys, I would imagine
put up a pretty good defense.
- I would say a shotgun
would do a fair job on it, to be honest.
- Yeah probably.
- I had these turtles, I had two of these turtles,
the baby ones.
- This could be them.
- I don't know now, I'm not that excited about this but,
- If they didn't have the image of a little snapping turtle.
- I know he looks so cross,
the tails kind of turning me off as well.
- He looks happy,
which is probably where most of the jerky comes from.
- I come in here every so often
and I give it out to the lads, I'm always like,
"Can we do something mad?"
So, they have given me what I asked for I suppose.
- What you wanted.
- For fuck's sake, it's a turtle.
- Why am I scared to touch it?
- It's just a piece of meat.
(Nicole screams)
- I'll Just think of my old pet turtle.
- It looks like, yeah, it probably is him.
- That looks like his testicles.
(Paul screams)
- Just thought about it again.
- God, our Father, I've come to say
thank you for laying your turtle, Jerry, among us today.
We eat him with great sadness but with also great joy
for the entertainment we may bring to people
around the world.
(upbeat music)
- Nice sauce on it anyway
- Oh!
- Oh, it's not a nice texture
- You can chew on this one,
you're like a snapping turtle yourself.
- That's true actually.
- Which Ninja Turtle are we eating?
- I don't want to eat anymore.
- I shouldn't have taken so much.
- It doesn't even taste like jerky.
- It's got that sweetness that some beef jerkies have
but that's about it.
- It is chewy though.
- It's got a weird taste to it.
- Why did I put so much in my mouth?
- I think this is human flesh or something.
- I mean you could give us human jerky and I would not know.
- Very chewy, I'm still chewing.
- It's not really meat, it's like cartilage.
- Yes!
- Gross.
(Paddy groans)
- Softer actually than beef jerky, but it's nothing.
If the picture wasn't on it we wouldn't know what that is.
- Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
- There's surely only one turtle on this list.
- It's not great, I mean look it doesn't taste repulsive
but it doesn't really taste of anything.
I'd rather if it tasted strongly of something.
- It's the fucking texture of that, Seán, it's not the flavour.
The taste is nice, it's like peppered
but it's the texture of it--
- Its the texture.
- And then I had this image of me old pet turtle
in me fucking head and I nearly started crying and puking.
- I don't know where it's place in the world is
but I'm sorry, buddy.
Get back in your shell man, run.
(upbeat music)
Go on, give me rabbit.
No, no way!
- Woah!
- Whiskey rabbit jerky.
Now this doesn't bother me.
- Oh it's rabbit, oh no, actually--
- I like a bit of rabbit.
- That's true actually.
- No, I swear to God, I didn't see, I swear I just guessed.
- Rabbits could be fine, yeah.
- Irish people used to eat rabbits for years in the famine.
- I'm on board with this.
- Yeah I've had rabbit before, rabbit's delicious.
- There you go.
- This smells so strong.
- Ooh, oh that is, oh.
- It's lovely, isn't it?
- It smells like Bugs Bunny's arsehole.
- Yeah.
- Delicious.
- Whiskey.
- oh whiskey,
sorry I thought it was pepper like the other one.
- I'm not getting Whiskey smell, but maybe taste.
- I mean, look, it would have been exotic enough
if it was just rabbit jerky,
but whiskey I don't know, was it necessary?
- All right, are we going for it?
I have no problem eating this.
- Oh wow.
- This is not bad at all.
- I don't think it's too dissimilar from the last one.
- No, but I'm able to process it more in my head.
- It's a similar texture to the other one
but it doesn't bother me because it's not turtle.
- The consistency is exactly the same.
So like turtle, rabbit, human it's all the same.
- I didn't get the whiskey but it's more juicy for me.
- You can eat this out in the wilderness.
- It's really nice, the flavor is nice.
- But that was good.
- Very tasty.
- I wouldn't mind that.
- I would buy that.
- Is it better than beef jerky?
- Oh, better than beef jerky?
- Not for me.
- No, this is like a--
- It's still a job.
Like don't give it to your nanny if she has false teeth.
- It's got a kick to it.
- Please don't eat me, I'm a fluffy little rabbit.
(Paddy laughs)
- It's all meat at the end of the day.
If you're going to eat a cow,
what's the big deal about eating rabbit?
It's still an animal.
And I say that I'm like I'll eat anything.
- The seasoning is what really makes it.
- Yeah, you just take the seasoning
the rest is just texture.
- If there was a higher being than us living alongside us
and you just say at the end of your day,
"Yeah, I'm okay, you can jerky me up here."
- Where do you draw the line though?
- Well, I presume someone that you actually know
or an animal that you know.
- But a stranger's fine.
- Like I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to eat like my own dog,
but if push came to shove.
- If you were starving.
- Yeah, I'd eat you if I was starving.
- Jesus.
- Fucking, I wouldn't think twice about it.
(upbeat music)
- Alligator jerky.
- No way!
- Shit. - Awesome, alligator.
- Cajun, ooh.
- That'll be spicy.
- He's a spicy alligator.
- I'm actually delighted now, 'cause now I get to say
I've ticked off a lot of new animals here now.
- Ooh, that smells great.
- Really good, yeah.
That looks like an alligator.
That looks like they just stepped on him.
- I don't mind eating alligator
because they'd eat you if they could.
♪ Baby alligator do do do do do ♪
- What's the difference
between an alligator and a crocodile?
- Oh that's a big'n.
That's for the jerky lover.
- Do you like it?
- Mm, yeah.
It feels like licking the inside of your nanny's handbag.
- Yeah, that's what, yeah.
- This looks like it's going to be more beefy.
It just looks like that, I have a feeling.
Maybe it's cause it's chunkier together,
there's less light getting through it.
- It looks like an alligator.
- Now ya modified it, it's ruined.
- It's like an alligator.
- Go get me.
- Ooh, the consistency is different.
- This is not as nice.
- This kind of tastes like seaweed.
- It's got the best seasoning so far, Cajun.
- Cajun, you can get Cajun fries.
- Well alligators, they bite their prey
then they roll around.
- Oh you roll around, I'll just do that.
- Aftertaste is very Cajun spice.
- I'm getting fishy though.
- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ, the whole place is ruined. - Wrecking the gaff.
- This is salt water alligator or are they freshwater?
I don't know.
- Texture of a fucking pint glass.
- The chew on the consistency is not great.
- I still think it tastes like seaweed.
- The spices are lovely
but the taste of the alligator itself is a bit like prawns.
- Yeah oh my God, it's so fishy, ew.
- It's grand.
It's the consistency is a little bit meh.
- I prefer the rabbit.
- The rabbit was amazing.
- If you live in the sea or water in general
you're kind of fishy, you taste fishy.
- Maybe, after a while.
- And when you're on land, you taste salty.
- Which is weird.
You wouldn't think alligator tasted like prawns.
- Tastes like if you had warts in your hand
and you bit it off and you chewed it.
- Yeah, but like mostly seaweed.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- We're technically eating handbag.
They make handbags out of alligator.
- But that one, as you said, like it tastes,
you get that fishy.
- Yeah, the fishiness.
You know like fish that's been left out for a week
before it's cooked.
- Probably better than the first one though, is it?
- Definitely the first one was so bland,
at least I'm tasting something.
- Yeah, delicious flavour.
(upbeat music)
(both scream)
♪ Baby shark do do do do do ♪
- Oh no.
- Yes!
- No.
- Deadly.
- Shark. - Shark.
- I said shark earlier.
- I've never had shark before.
- There you go, Mako.
- If you're having a little swimmy
on the beach in Australia
and you just happen to lose a leg
like I did a couple of years ago.
So I will happily eat this fucking shark.
- This is gonna be more fish.
We're giving out about an animal that didn't even taste like a fish
now imagine how fishy this is gonna be.
- Will this have a different consistency than the others
because--
- Mm.
- Is it weird?
- Fishy fishy.
- It's gonna taste rank
but at least then we can say we've tasted shark.
- Okay, I like your positive attitude.
You know what? I'm on board.
- Don't hunt sharks to eat them though
but since this is in front of us now.
- Since it's already done.
- Fuck it.
- I do love now a tin of sardines and all that jazz.
I love all that.
- Is it a bit like mackerel?
- Salmony, it's just like a fresh salmon
that you weren't expecting.
- Baby, baby.
♪ Baby shark do do do, do do, ♪
♪ This is so insensitive, do do ♪
- That is really good.
- Yeah lovely.
- I like it.
- It's not so bad so far.
- Oh my god, he bit me.
- You really need strong jaws to get through this.
- This might not be the worst one.
- Still not as nice as the rabbit.
- No, the rabbit was definitely the best.
- It wasn't too bad.
- No, it's strange.
- Kind of had a barbecue taste to it.
- This isn't as fishy as an alligator is, surprisingly.
- Like the alligator was much more fishy
than the actual fish.
- We love shark.
We love killing animals and fish.
- I mean, look,
I wouldn't agree but I wouldn't disagree either.
- Out of all of that and my big reaction,
that's my favorite one.
- I'm glad I'm fin-ished eating it.
- Finished.
- Yeah.
- Ain't that the tooth.
(Jamie sighs)
- I'm not scared of sharks no more.
Now I know I can can bite them back
and I'll be pleasantly surprised.
- You'd be like, "Ooh, you're tasty."
- I do enjoy eating lots of different--
- You said you'd eat somebody
if you didn't know who they were.
- I would like.
- And now you're saving the planet.
- There's a difference between enjoying
the killing of somebody and enjoying
the eating of something, or someone.
- You're a complex woman, Ciara O'Doherty,
you're a complex woman. - I am a complex woman.
- Never thought I would eat a turtle or a shark
or fucking any of the other creatures we just ate.
- Especially in the same day.
- I am just so happy that I've tried
all of these animals now.
- Yes, yes.
- I feel like 2% more hardcore now.
- Jerky's jerky, flavours were nice, it was grand.
Packaging was shite. Sound.
- The packaging was a bit shite.
It was like a crude illustration on the cover, like,
give us like a sexy picture,
put a little hat on the alligator
and listen you can charge a few dollars extra.
- Right, so if you haven't subscribed already, please do,
otherwise there's gonna be more turtles dying out here
and we don't want that.
- Let's save the turtles.
- Please save the turtles.
And if you want to click that bell
you might save a few rabbits but we don't mind sharks,
we'll eat the sharks, we can eat the sharks.
We'll see you later in another video.
- Peace.
(Paul laughs)