[MUSIC - RYAN INNES, "AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ME"]
[YELLING]
God, tell me they're OK!
(SINGING) Say, whoo!
I'm your number one dream.
Say, whoo!
Do you like what you see?
I'mma show you what I got, there ain't nothin' like me, nah.
Dude Perfect.
Sparky checking into the commentary booth
as we have H2O underwater battle.
First up, the cup station, then devour a hot dog
at the hot dog station, and in round three, the ball toss.
First guy to finish will park his spot in the finale.
What's up, guys?
Ty the dolphin guy, not because I train them,
but because people say I swim exactly like a dolphin.
I can only hold my breath for about five seconds,
so that's going to be an issue.
Coming at you from the water park, I got to tell you guys,
I love lazy rivers.
Some call me the LeBron James of the water.
I guess that would technically be Michael Phelps.
I've never had a hot dog at 9:00 AM before.
Not a super strong swimmer all things considered,
but I am fairly light.
I have the advantage in all the athletic stuff, so.
I went ahead and shaved all my body hair off this morning.
I feel good.
Long wingspan.
Super narrow, get tight.
I need a dub.
2021's been great. (WHISPERS) Let's get 'em.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
Let's get it.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Let's start.
Three, two, one.
Go!
Underwater scooter race underway.
Ty off to a hot start.
(SINGING) I'm your number one dream.
Say, whoo!
Do you like what you see?
I'mma show you what I got, there ain't nothin' like me, nah.
A long race through the lazy river--
Oh, this is so fun!
--as we've reached our first stopping point,
the cup knockdown.
Who's got the accuracy, the bull's eye, with the water gun?
[DING]
It's Cody first off, and he's back into the lazy river
as he has passed the cup knockdown.
(SINGING) Say, whoo!
[DING] [DING]
(singing) I'mma show you what I got,
there ain't nothin' like me, nah.
[DING]
Fallen behind early is Cory, but he knocked down the cup.
He's back in the lazy river and currently in fifth.
(SINGING) There ain't nothin' like me.
Now up to my personal favorite stop, the hot dog station.
Oh, with mustard?
I hate mustard!
Mustard?
Are you kidding?
Ooh!
And back in the water we go.
(SINGING) I'mma show you what I got--
I'm the world's slowest eater.
Who planned this battle?
(SINGING) There ain't nothin' like me, nah.
[SMACK]
I got kicked in the face!
[CHUCKLES]
(SINGING) There ain't nothin' like me, nothin' like me.
I'mma show you what I got--
I hate mustard.
(SINGING) Whoo!
I like it.
Nope.
Not doing it.
(SINGING) Whoo!
I like it.
Whoo!
They got nothin' on me.
Say, whoo!
Slow eater, figured I just walk to the end.
And here comes Ty and Cody in a battle.
(SINGING) The sound and touch.
I'm everything you want that you want so much.
I got style--
Mano a mano, all four guys remaining still on the bridge.
(SINGING) --into the room, yeah.
[DING]
Oh, no!
Oh, that's what I'm talking about!
[DING]
The red!
See you on the finale.
Pretty good year.
Let's finish it off, though.
Finale's great, need to get the trophy, though.
Got to get the trophy.
Got to hold the hardware.
It's the whole reason we're here.
Hey.
I'll see you in the finale.
Get what I did there?
Oh, that's nice.
I'll see you in the finale.
I can only go up from here, so.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Ty, captain
of the Cactus Sub, one of the captains
who will be driving this bad boy today.
Not the ideal vehicle for driving through a balloon
minefield.
We'll be driving the Cactus Sub through the balloon minefield,
grabbing the golden boy at the other end with the Extendo arm,
hightail it back.
Fastest time is the winner.
Any balloon mine explosion will result in added time,
which is a bad thing.
Here we go!
'Sup, guys?
Coby checking in here for round two.
Here's one thing I got going for me.
Not only have I never driven a toy submarine
before, none of these guys have either.
Coby, are you ready?
I am ready!
In--
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[LAUGHS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
--one!
Submarine!
(SINGING) Whoo!
They got nothin' on me.
Say, whoo!
I'm your number one dream.
Say--
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh he's got [INAUDIBLE]!
Tangled, baby.
Oh, no!
Oh!
How does he play?
Oh, he's hitting it.
Oh!
We arrived on the golden.
We are clamping down now.
I got him!
[YELLS]
(SINGING) Whoo!
I like it.
Touch the wall.
Clear!
Time!
Zero pops.
Wow!
With an official time of 2 minutes and 15 seconds!
Well done, Cobes.
Well done.
(SINGING) I'm going to show you what to do.
Three!
Two!
One!
Submarine!
(SINGING) --deja vu.
I got the feeling--
He's definitely on a faster pace than you.
Oh, that kid's on a tear!
Oh, oh, oh, he's--
Oh, no!
It's tangle town!
He forgot about his spike.
(SINGING) --something real.
I got--
Oh!
Oh, how did that balloon not pop?
(SINGING) --so much.
I got style, flare, the bang and boom--
Oh, I've got Ned by the neck.
[POP]
[YELLING]
Oh!
Balloon down--
We lost a balloon.
Oh, what an explosion.
We're about to lose another, boys!
How did that one not pop?
I don't know, but Ned looks injured.
(SINGING) Nah.
Oh, guys.
Oh, he is faltering.
This is--
He's gone dead silent.
This is never a good situation.
(SINGING) I'mma show you what I got--
Oh, and he's there.
Go!
Sprint!
I just murdered a golden boy.
Oh!
Official time, 3:29.
Oh, wow.
But he did blow up a mine.
Plus 5 seconds.
3:34.
Ty has officially, unfortunately,
been eliminated from the finale.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
Oh, wow.
He's gone.
Not a great swimmer, we'll see if he's a good--
Not a good swimmer.
Glad I'm not underwater.
In three, two, one!
Submarine!
Off to a quick start.
Better than his brother.
Oh!
Oh, we just hit a mine.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, tell me they're OK!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Everything's fine!
I would legit just zoom it in home, brother.
Oh, no-- oh, another one!
Oh, goodness me.
I'm still good.
Oh.
Let's go, maybe!
It might be a top two!
Maybe!
Did I pop any balloons?
[REPEATED DINGS]
With a time of two minutes and nine seconds,
edges out Coby other than the four mine
popped, which puts him at 2:29!
Coby, you're still safe!
We live!
How do you feel here today?
Ah, I feel great.
My stomach hurts a little bit.
Could be the nerves.
Could be the donut.
Gar, are you ready?
Ready!
Three, two, one!
Get your sub on.
He's going low, boys.
Speedy entrance.
Wow.
Absolutely phenomenal so far!
It is coming!
Have you done this before?
Peaking.
What a route.
Hey, guys, how do you use the claws?
Move around!
I'm not sure how to use it.
The jitters have arrived.
We're doing this.
[CHUCKLING]
Ned by the head again.
Please don't run Ned into a mine.
No, the finale is slipping away!
Oh, no!
Boom!
Kick, kick!
He got to 25 meters!
Oh, no!
Oh, no, the jitters!
Go up!
[POP]
Oh, Ned!
Yes!
Oh, don't bring his mutilated body to the surface!
Why!
I don't even care.
Coby's first run was atrocious.
Guys, we've done it.
No, we haven't.
We've done it.
We're looking for a twin win.
Cotton family in the finale.
Sorry, buddy.
Hey, I'm excited for you.
No, you didn't even swim underwater.
We'll see you at scuba ranch.
Pa-chew!
(SINGING) Yeah!
They got nothin' on me.
Say, whoo!
All right, gang.
Welcome to the finale.
You got team tall guy versus team Cobesters.
The only rule in this finale is you may not
fish from the shore.
I elected to go with scuba.
Coby?
Snorkel!
Good luck to you, sir!
In three, two!
Oh, you're going for it.
I don't need a dramatic entrance.
(SINGING) --what I got, there ain't nothin' like me.
I'm just going to get a little slack here, lock it down,
and I'm just going to literally troll underwater and catch
a big fatty.
Most fish caught wins.
Here we go!
(SINGING) Whoo!
I like it.
Turn your heads!
Whoo!
I like it!
Simply a matter of time, folks.
This kid is essentially fishing in a lawn chair in the water.
And Coby has a fish!
Coby got a fish!
(SINGING) I'm your number one dream.
Say, whoo!
Do you like what you see?
Yeah, boy!
Just testing the quality of the seaweed.
I like to do that wherever I go, just
to understand the species that are here,
what they've been eating on.
Getting a little territorial.
Cody was popping up right there, trying to steal Coby's spot.
Coby said, get that weak stuff out of here, so there he goes.
Cody's leaving.
[CHUCKLES] Let's go!
[DING]
Oh, my-- Coby's caught in a [INAUDIBLE]..
You might want to start fishin', big fella!
(SINGING) Whoo!
They got nothin' on me.
Say, whoo!
I'm your number one dream.
Say, whoo!
Do you like what you see?
I'mma show you--
It's weird, I haven't heard a lot of celebrating over
from Cody's side of the lake.
I mean, maybe he's celebrating underwater.
Maybe things are going perfectly.
I do feel like we've been on a good pace
over here, a good clip.
(SINGING) There ain't nothin' like me.
[DING]
Yeah!
This is no longer a competition!
(SINGING) Clap your hands.
I'mma show you what I got, there ain't nothin' like me, nah.
OK, guys.
Word on the street's Cody's catching up.
I got to keep the pedal down.
(SINGING) Whoo!
They got nothin' on me.
Say, whoo!
I'm your number one dream.
Say, whoo!
Do you like what you see?
I'mma show you what I got, there ain't nothin' like me.
Oh, my.
Oh, my, say it ain't--
Oh!
That's it, dude.
Time's almost up.
No idea what Cody's at.
Hope it's enough.
Woo!
Underwater fishing in the future.
(SINGING) --like me, nah.
Three!
Two!
One!
That's time!
Woo!
I need you to just tell me.
What?
Well, I got a little cold late.
Well, I got a little hot late.
It's not what I wanted to hear.
Let's say our number on three.
I can do that.
One, two, three.
Nine.
Eight!
Let's go!
I won by one fish?
I lost at least two fish!
Keep talking!
That's my first fishing video to ever win!
Let's head to a trophy presentation at the office!
Woo!
Congratulations, Codes.
We always knew he wasn't great above water,
but turns out underwater he's not bad!
Woo!
[INAUDIBLE],, I'd like to thank my mom--
No, no, sorry, guys, we don't have time
because I got to tell you-- ow!
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