NARRATOR: And now it's time for everybody's favorite
reunion show, here is your life.
And now, here is your here is your life host, Guy Smiley.
GUY SMILEY: Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, everybody, thank you.
Hello everybody and welcome to the show.
Tonight's guest has had a wonderful life and is someone
you all know and love, a loaf of bread.
[APPLAUSE]
GUY SMILEY: Now, the loaf of bread
should be here any minute.
She thinks we ordered her because we wanted bread for a
club sandwich.
But we're really going to do her life.
[DOOR BELL]
GUY SMILEY: There she is now.
Come in.
DELIVERY MAN: And yeah, hi.
You ordered a loaf of bread?
GUY SMILEY: Yes indeedy, we did.
Just sit it right on this chair.
DELIVERY MAN: Oh yeah, yeah, OK.
Hey, is this a TV studio?
GUY SMILEY: Quiet, quiet.
DELIVERY MAN: I've never been in a--
GUY SMILEY: Shh!
No, no, out, out, out, quick.
OK, here we go now.
Pardon me, loaf of bread.
LOAF OF BREAD: Yes?
How many slices do you want?
GUY SMILEY: I don't want any slices.
All I want is to say to you, Loaf of Bread,
here is your life!
[CROWD SOUND]
GUY SMILEY: That's you, Loaf of Bread!
LOAF OF BREAD: I don't believe it.
GUY SMILEY: Yes, it's true.
LOAF OF BREAD: Why me?
GUY SMILEY: Why you?
Because you're so wonderful, and delicious, and nutritious.
And now, let's meet some of the people and things that
went into making you that way.
Listen to this voice.
FEMALE VOICE: I remember loaf of bread when she was nothing
more than a recipe in a book.
LOAF OF BREAD: Oh no, that's not--
GUY SMILEY: Yes it is.
All away from the bakery down the street, Carol the Baker!
LOAF OF BREAD: Oh, Carol, oh, you look sensational.
CAROL THE BAKER: Hi, Loafie.
GUY SMILEY: Tell us, Carol, what was loaf of bread like
way back then?
CAROL THE BAKER: Well, see for yourself.
She was an adorable little recipe.
GUY SMILEY: Oh, yes indeedy, she was.
Now Carol, stand back as we listen to these voices from
Loaf of Bread's past.
MIXED VOICES: Hi, Loaf of Bread, remember us?
I dont' believe it.
That, that's not--
GUY SMILEY: Yes it is.
It's Cora Cow and Farmer Frankie.
LOAF OF BREAD: Oh my god, how are you?
Oh, this is wonderful.
GUY SMILEY: Yes, indeedy.
Now tell us, what did you all have to do with making Loaf of
Bread what she is today?
CORA THE COW: Hmm, yes, well I gave her some milk.
FRANKIE THE FARMER: And I grew the wheat that
gave her the flower.
CAROL THE BAKER: And I mixed all that stuff up with some
yeast, rolled it, and baked it, and out our Loaf of Bread.
[CHEERS]
LOAF OF BREAD: That's right.
I wouldn't be here if it weren't for them.
GUY SMILEY: It isn't that wonderful, audience?
Yes, and so you were baked.
And then you sat on the baker's shelf.
And you were happy with all those other loaves of bread.
LOAF OF BREAD: Yes.
GUY SMILEY: But then--
someone came and bought a loaf of bread next to you.
LOAF OF BREAD: [CRIES]
GUY SMILEY: And that loaf of bread was your best friend.
LOAF OF BREAD: [CRIES]
Yes, that's sad but true.
GUY SMILEY: You haven't seen that loaf for a long time.
But we found her.
LOAF OF BREAD: Oh no!
GUY SMILEY: Yes, she's now peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches and French toast, and here they are, all the way
from Joe's diner in Tuskaloosa, Alabama.
Betty and Melissa Peanut and Butter Jelly Sandwiches.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES: Hi Loaf, so glad
to see you.
LOAF OF BREAD: Oh, my darlings.
GUY SMILEY: And the same loaf, Yvette and
Danny L, French Toast.
FRENCH TOAST: Bonjour!
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
LOAF OF BREAD: This is so wonderful.
GUY SMILEY: Yes, Loaf of Bread, here is your life, from
a recipe on a page to something delicious to eat, we
have been proud to bring you your life.
Thank you, thank you ever so much.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GUY SMILEY: We have a charm bracelet for you to remember
this occasion.
And there will be a party for you and all your ingredients.
All your relatives will be there too, pumpernickel,
seeded rolls, bagels and French Toast.
But for now, it's goodbye for me, Guy Smiley, until next
time on Here Is Your Life.