She died, but...
...before she died, she picked his next wife...
Hey, The Kloons! I love you guys!!
Hi. We noticed that when we put a video on Facebook,
it gets more hits than the same video on YouTube.
I don't do the sisters thing...
uh, Nick's out of town.
Anyways, why should we keep posting videos on YouTube?
Because all YouTube creators can make money through advertising.
You can't do that on Facebook.
Oh, wow!
And, can we have our money for this month?
Oh, sure! Here you go.
A dollar?
Aha, don't be silly. You still owe us 66 cents.
Or you can make 7 more videos.
Either way!
Soon, you will be sitting on top of the world.
I'm just gonna say this and go, because I know you're not gonna fix it...
stop recommending videos I've already seen!
I've already seen them!
I don't need to see what I just saw!
Ah!
Sorry. It's just what we do here at YouTube.
Agh!
[elevator bell]
Why?!
How come I can't skip a lot of the ads anymore?
That's something we can't do anything about.
We have bills to pay too, you know.
Actually, it's really stressful and gives me headaches.
But when I have a headache...
I take Mecedrin.
Mecedrin kills the pain.
I tried every--
Hey!
I tried eating--
Hey!
I tried taking--
I'm right here!
I just lodged a formal complaint!
Hello?!
Thanks, Mecedrin!
Okay, now I can address your complaint.
You just have to sit through the ads.
Yeah, I thought so.
Do you want some?
No!!
I'd like a list of your top talents ASAP.
Is blogging a talent?
In this case, yes.
You see, I'm going to steal the talen-
???
reach...
out,
uh, because I work at a startup called...
[clears throat]
Y'allPipe, and we pay our talent
one million dollars to post their videos
three days earlier than on YouTube.
A million dollars??
Do you have any job openings?
I'm not gonna lie with you...
I'd stay put if I were you.
We don't really have a sustainable business model.
I mean, a million bucks to put out a video a few days earlier?
That's insane!
[hysterical laughing]
Can I get that list now?
I can't give it to you.
Well, let me ask you this, then:
Do you have any job openings?
No.
I'm a people person.
Why is every other YouTube video one of those clickbait list things?
Let me consult a specialist.
Hey, Laura! Why are there so many list videos?
Here's why: #3, you won't believe #2!
#2, people just love countdowns...
...and #1-
What was the question again?
I do a lot of these.
Quit rolling out new products! The old ones don't even work!
Sir, I'm actually over there.
You're talking to my hologram.
It's all part of YouTube's new "Holocast" feature.
You guys need to slow down, that is a terrible name.
Do you realize that sounds like the word "holocaust"?
There's no way that's gonna work.
No way.
Holocast denier...
Hi. I need you to sign for this, please.
Ooh, you have lovely handwriting.
You know, I see a lot of signatures...
Thank you!
Hello! I'd like to be an unboxing video, please!
An unboxing video is when someone opens a box from the outside to explore the inside of the box.
Crap, I'm such a scrub...
Can you call FedEx for me, please?
And, do you have any water?
Maybe some peanuts?
The deceptive titles on videos, they gotta go!
I try to watch a video called "Ultimate Ninja Face-Off",
I click on it, and it's just some panda in a zoo twirling a stick around.
Well, I could give you the long, boring answer,
but we made a video addressing this issue. Check it out.
Um, this video is called "Delicious Titties".
I'm... I'm not gonna watch that.
At least not here. [chuckle]
Click it.
(Computer) Deceptive Titles and You, Part 6 of a 64-Part Series on...
Yeah, we would never get anyone to a video and call it "Deceptive Titles", dummy!
Your point.
So if I were to type in "Deceptive Titles",
would I then get to see a video with delicious--
EW!!
You put it in my head!
Away!
I'm subscribed to a few channels, but I don't get notified when the new videos come out.
I feel like this is a major thing with you guys.
Who's in charge of that?
Oh, that's Edgar.
Edgar! Get in here!!
Yes, Miss Laura?
Edgar, you're screwing up notifications again.
These people want to know when new uploads happen.
Oh, sorry Miss Laura!
I'll get right on that!
Oh, and by the way...
there's a new epic rap battle!
Since when?
Four months ago...?!
Edgar, why I...
AAAHH!!!
I'm sorry, why is he in charge of the biggest complaint in YouTube history?
His father is Mister YouTube.
There's a Mister YouTube?
Mhm.
Can I talk to him?
Oh, sure! He's in there with Edgar now!
Hi!
Whoa...
May I help you?
Uh, yeah, I just wanna be told when a new video comes out.
Edgar!
Did you not send this man an email when a new video he wanted to see came out?
Father, but I was very busy!
Please, give me one more chance!
There's billions of users!
Now you must die for your sins!
No, please! You don't have to kill Edgar!
Oh, it's no problem. I should destroy everything.
No, no! But you don't have to do that!
I just want to be emailed when I indicate that I want to be notified!
Silence!
Now sit back and enjoy watching me destroy my only son.
Ha ha ha ha ha...
AAAHH!!!
No, but I don't want that!!
The customer is always right.
Now be quiet while I solve this customer complaint once and for all.
AAAHH!!! No!
Father, but sometimes people subscribe to a channel
and they don't wanna watch all the videos--
AAAHH!!!
If they got an email every time, it would jam up their inbox!!!
That's not your decision, you fool!
Having you and merging comment section with G Plus are my two biggest regrets!
AAH! No, not on my birthday, Father!!!
You're going to kill me!
Aagh, it's so painful!!!
And there's only one thing that can take away the pain!
Mecedrin.
Mecedrin kills the pain.
Are you guys serious?!
This was all just so I just watch another ad?!
Correct!
Don't hate the player, hate the game, son.
That's right, Daddy!
End of line.