I am a talking dog.
Welcome to my-
weeeeeeee
Diiiiie
This game should be rated E (Everyone)...
'Cause I'm killing everybody
[Dunkey laughs]
Excuse me.
Here we go -- Black Gazebo's gotta go down the stairs ladies & gentlemen!
excuse me
[Dunkey laughs]
Jesus Christ...
Oh, this is why I don't use public restrooms
This woman has surely found motivation,
to shit herself.
Okay,
out the brick wall we go.
I've landed on the Happy Meal bus!
Oh boy, but watch out Black Gazebo!
A man of your weight surely is playing a dangerous game eating a happy meal.
That's too much fat for your diet.
Victory babyyyyyy
I am a talking dog, Merry Christmas!
I am the dog that pulls the sled!
Ayyyy here we go!
Down the ramp, watch out son! We're going off this thing!
Perfect jump!
Perfect-
Piece of shit jump, actually
Oh, perfect jump by the heart!
Perfect form!
Down they go again.
Oh, here come this man and his son again
They've been duct taped or glued back together somehow,
A very risky... surgery procedure
And they're-
Back to the hospital with these two.
I applaud both of these... young men
For their dedication to their art
They just keep coming back and dying in horrific ways--
Oh! I actually made the jump!
Well it was like I always said you know, that kid was keeping me down...
Once I dropped him, we-what happened?
What happened?
I went over the jump clear, and I'm going to win the whole level.
T-The hat is also dead weight
Aaaaand...
[Dunkey sound effect]
Off this thing!
H-hell yeeah!
What?!
Get outta here!
[exasperated] I'm a talking Christmas dog!
Here I go again...
[dunkey babbles incoherently]
Yeah, you don't need the bike!
Oh, you-you need the bike...
Oh, no no no it's that- you don't need the son.
You don't need the son, get the hell outta here kid!
Oh, shit-oh no-fuck!
Second I lost this son I- Oh
You don't need the head...
You don't need the leg...
We're still going.
Off the bike, dead weight!
Ladies if you like my parenting techniques, uh, be sure to add me on League.
pussyfucker69.
And uh, there's not 68 other people called pussyfucker, you know what I'm saying
I don't think I got enough acceleration...
Oh,
and I got enough to hit the ceiling, I guess.
I got a new strategy: Roll!
Dunkey Roll!
Dungi roll!
♫Roll, roll, roll your boat♫
♫Do the fucking frontflip!♫
♫Uhhh wait... no don't do that♫
♫What a piece of shit♫
Here we go, here we go, here we go, ♫dadadadadada♫
Oh! Backflip! And we did it with the son! Ohh and we're the best!
Oohh, good job son! See you later!
[Dunkey makes incredible action sound effects, provided with music]
Anybody here feel like they're going to fucking die? Raise your hand !
Ohhhhh... you don't need the guy
You don't need the guy, we got this
Ohhh
♫[Dunkey mimics the victory sound]♫
Here we go again! Hyah! Off the bike, dead weight!
Get it?
Cause he's dead.
[laser gun noises]
Off the thing!
Ohhh fuck you
ehhhhhh
It's the st-It's the star from Mario!
♫[Dunkey mimics the Mario 64 star jingle]♫
Here we go!
[Frustrated Dunkey noise]
I'm gonna-I'm gonna beat it
This is the highlight of playing the level. It's when I get to run over this little fucker.
[Dunkey effects] Here we go!
Oh! We made the jump!
[Dunkey acapella session]
I gotta drive the-if I just drive this bike like a complete jackass, maybe it'll work...
ehhh
Oh, there goes the arm and it comes back and hits me in the chest
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
♫[Dunkey mimics the Mario 64 star jingle]♫
[slight chuckle] Here we gooooooooo!
Alright, I got a new strategy on this one: I keep the son, as kind of a good luck charm.
Uh, ladies if you like my new parenting techniques, add me on League.
My-it's still pussyfucker6-
That's a funny name
I ain't changing that.
Here we go.
Buckle up, kid,
You're in for a bumpy ride if this goes anything like the other million times
Up the thing, up the loop dee loop
Aw! D'aw no!
Aw!
Crap!
The son is snapped in half, but we got this
Just go up the star!
♫[Dunkey half-arsedly mimics the Mario 64 star jingle]♫
Here we go !
Ok, go back! Go back!
♫[Dunkey mimics the Mario 64 star jingle]♫
Here we gooo! We did it, we front-flipped!
And the son is still there! We beat it!
Good job, son!