(applause)
- Now last time you guys were here, we played a game,
where I showed you a photo of some gadgets from the 1980's.
They didn't have a clue what anything was.
(kids laugh) This time, I have
the actual products here.
- Oh no. - Oh gosh.
- I'm gonna pull 'em out,
and you gotta try to guess what it is,
and how it works, okay?
So here's the first product.
- Oh gosh.
- This is gonna be horrible.
What, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
- Can we touch it, can we touch it?
- Yeah, you can touch it.
- Can I?
- Yeah, you can touch it.
- What is it?
Oh, it's one of those exercise-y things.
- How do they exercise?
- Like that.
- Like that?
- Maybe, (groans) ow.
- That was hard, huh?
You know what this is?
This is called a thigh master.
(applause)
- [Boy In Jeans] Can you show us?
- Yeah.
Woman named Suzanne Sommers, sits there,
and you put it like that, and you do like this.
(boy laughs) (audience applauds)
- Oh boy, that's funny.
- As soon as you get through doin' that,
you have gorgeous legs.
(laughs)
Alright, this is the next product.
(audience laughs)
- Say what? - It's a book.
- Can I hold it? - We know that.
- He said, "It's a book."
(audience laughs)
- Can I see it? - Oh oh,
one of the phone books.
- White pages. - A phone book, yes.
(audience applauds) The pages of the--
- Yeah, it's a phone book.
We have one on Sheldon. - It's the company's.
- You have one on Sheldon?
- Yeah, I think we have one there.
- Now, the white pages tell you what?
- They tell you the companies and where they are
and what their phone numbers are.
- Okay, now hold on, there's two of these.
- Yellow pages?
What?
- No, see, what happen was, these two books set by the phone
at all the times.
And like this would be--
They have one for each city.
And you open up this book, and alphabetical order,
you find who you lookin' for.
Like if you lookin' for James Brown, you gotta go to the Bs,
then you gotta go down there.
It's gonna be 4000 James Browns.
- Wow. (applause)
- Yeah, I mean what you gotta start doin',
you gotta start dialin', and then,
hello, can I speak to James?
James Brown.
- Wrong James.
(laughter)
'Cause they hadn't come up with smart phones yet.
- Oh, that's horrible.
- He said, "That's horrible."
Yeah, tell me about it.
(audience laughs) (applause)
- Alright, last one.
- Oh, I love these, I have one.
- I love these. - I love these.
- Oh, you know what that is?
- Yes, we love these. - Newton's first law.
- Oh, you love these.
- Oh yeah, Newton's fir--
uh, wait, Newton's, one of his laws.
- Do it with the two, Iain, do it with the two.
- He has like three laws or 12 laws or however
many laws. - I love those so much.
- What are you talking about?
(laughter)
- Somethin' about laws and this proves
some scientific theory, I thought.
- Oh, it's Newton's Cradle?
Alright, hey look.
I got two more to show you.
Next two products, I gotta bring you over here.
Come on, we gotta go over here.
- Alright. - Okay.
(applause)
(salsa music)
- Tell me what this is.
- A wig? - And how it works.
- You do this, and then,
and then, yes, and then you put that,
it's like to get off little stains, right?
- Get off stains?
- Makes no sense.
- Is it a hair straightener thing?
- Hair straightener thing?
- Is it?
- This is my dude right here.
(applause)
This is my dude right here.
This could be my son right here.
You're not gonna believe what this is.
This is a vacuum cleaner, you got this right.
But it's called a Flowbee.
- What? - And it's basically
a vacuum cleaner for your head.
And it cuts your hair or your dog's hair.
It sucks the hair in, and it cuts it.
See, that's what happened to me.
(laughter)
- And what's that?
- Okay. - What is this?
- This was a major, major toy back in the day.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Do you sit on it,
and then you spin yourself?
- Boy, you don't know how much fun you 'bout to have.
Look at that boy.
(audience applauds)
- [Girl] I'm gonna try that.
- Iain, Montana, Raegan, thanks for bein' here.
Great job.
Thank you very much. (applause)
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