- [Timothy] To the loyal viewers of Basic to Bougie.
- Ooh. - I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- Hey, I'm Darren Big Baby Brand.
- Welcome back to
the best show ever. - The best show?
- Ever? - Ever.
- Dang, the best show ever, man, Basic to Bougie.
Let's do it.
- [Timothy] So you know what we do,
we taste three different kinds
of one food. - Three, one.
- To figure out which one is the cheapest,
which one is the most expensive,
because you know,
sometimes the most basic food can be bougie.
(car tire squeal) - Or,
that the most bougiest food, - mm-hmm.
- can be basic.
- Facts.
- You ready?
- High five. (whispered praying)
(angelic music)
- Amen. - You praying?
- Yeah. - 'Kay.
- I don't wanna lose.
Let's get in to it.
- [Timothy] Let's get in to it.
- Let's get in to it.
- DeQuon? (record scratch)
Oh. - It's...
damn.
("Funeral March" by Chopin)
- We got a new one.
- Don.
- [Don] Comin' in hot, it's hot plate.
- Oh shoot, comin' in hot, Don?
- Comin' in hot.
- Alright, I'm not gonna reach. You got it, Tim.
- Think it's a, is this a hot dog?
- Bro, you are not Ray Charles,
so stop trying to see if I'm cute.
(laughing) Please.
- [Darren] I got a edge of it.
I got a edge of it. (Timothy gasps)
- Oh, man you already know!
Man! - Yes.
- It's pizza! - Yes!
- ♪ work this pizza ♪
♪ work this pizza ♪
Let's go, what you thinking?
- We go for what appears to be,
- Cheapest.
- Yes. - Off the rail.
- [Darren] I know pizza.
- [Timothy] But it's going to be so good.
- [Darren] It's going to be (laughs).
- People sleep on a
regular ass, - Yeah, you put this
in the oven right now for 350 for 18 minutes.
- Dude, I like the cold pizza too.
- Oh, especially first thing in the morning?
After a long night? - Oh, uh!
- Ooh.
- Ohh.
(glasses clinking) - Oh man.
(quirky music)
- It's still consistent.
- You can't go wrong.
- (laughs) You cannot go wrong.
This is good pizza.
It's cheap, though.
- It's definitely cheap. - But good pizza.
(funk music)
- [Timothy] That Neapolitan style.
Thin crust, - Jalepenos.
- Got some jah-lah-pen-os on there.
- Jolly-pin-ohs. (laughing)
That's fancy.
This came from a pizzeria spot.
- Mm, smells good.
- Probably cooked on a brick oven?
- Oh yeah, for sure. - Yeah, the brick.
- You can see by like, - Yeah, you can see
by the brick marks.
- Mm hmm.
- Mmm.
- Pepperoni is a little spicy.
Ooh, and the jalapenos too. - Oh it's, oh, damn.
(coughing) It's in there.
Coming (coughs), come out the nose.
That's actually a little spicy, that's spicy.
You know how the spice open your,
- Open your pores up? - Yeah.
- Open your nose up. - Yeah yeah.
Woo woo woo!
- [Both] Mmm.
- [Darren] That's good though.
- Mmm, it's so good.
(rap music)
- [Darren] Here we go.
- [Timothy] Yes, sir.
First of all, - Thick!
- [Timothy] Thick, heavy! - Huh?
- Heavy.
Look at this. (loud heavy thud)
- Okay, you heard that? - Oh my God.
- Did you hear that bass?
- Do it again. (loud heavy thud)
- Solid pizza. - Sheesh!
- Work that pizza, work that pizza.
(loud heavy thud) Solid.
- What we got on here?
Looks like there's a big-ass piece of eggplant on here.
- Here's a little garnish.
- (laughs) You got it right this time!
The garments!
(car tires squealing) (laughing)
- What? - I think that's in the past.
- I know.
- Don't nobody eat the garments!
(bell rings)
- It was adorable. (laughing)
- Let's do it. - Alright.
(rap instrumental music)
- I'm not mad at that. (loud heavy thud)
You don't like that?
- Mm-mmm, man.
- You're not feeling it?
- No, man. - Why?
- (talking with mouth full) I don't like that one.
(laughing)
- [Don] Can I have it?
(laughing) Almost.
- Mmm, good crust on that,
too. (burping)
(funk music)
- [Timothy] What was your favorite?
Me too. - Yeah.
- Me too, definitely.
- I feel like that's the most expensive, though.
- Yeah, I think, I think, - Heavy, has a lot going on.
Multiple, multiple toppings.
- Some fancy ingredients.
How you put a whole slice of eggplant on the pizza?
That's kinda crazy.
(ghost howling) - Stop trying to
make pizza healthy!
- I'm pretty sure this is not healthy.
- Cheapest! - Uh-huh.
- Middlest. - Mm-hmm.
- Eggs,
You don't even have to eat it.
(laughing)
It's over.
Don!
- [Don] Yeah, you all right?
Yeah, Don, do you see him? - Yes, sir!
- [Don] If you get it wrong
you have to eat the eggplant. (record scratch)
- Don, you don't tell us what to do.
- Come on, dawg.
- When did Don start makin' suggestions?
- When did he start talking?
- When did this happen?
- He's, you not even mic'd!
- We gotta FaceTime DeQuon after this, bro.
- Try and seduce us. (laughing)
- [Darren] All right, here we go.
Plain cheese pizza. (cash register dings)
We're right, six dollars.
Then we got pepperoni pickle chili honey.
21 bucks. (cash register dings)
- [Darren and Timothy] Artisanal Sicilian pizza!
39 dollars!
- You payin' for the eggplant.
(laughing)
That's what you paying for.
You payin' for the (beep),
- Wow! - I mean the eggplant!
(laughing)
- We got it right, though!
- Finally!
- Yay! - Sheesh!
- I'm greasy, I'm sorry, I'm greasy.
(clap) Ay!
(suspenseful string music)
- Bougie Round!
Bougie round!
♪ Bougie round ♪
♪ We 'bout to put on our blindfolds ♪
♪ And guess some food this time ♪
- ♪ Some (beep)ing food ♪
- ♪ Bougie round ♪
♪ Bougie round ♪
- You ready?
- (beep)ing ready. (laughing)
Let's get it.
- Don Julio!
My brother Don.
Don Juan.
- Don.
- [Darren] All right, here we go.
You on the plate?
- Oh, I know what this is. - You on the plate?
- [Timothy] I know what this is.
- [Darren] What? you ain't even lettin' me touch it.
What is it?
- Macarons!
- [Darren] Aw, fancy cookies!
- Fancy cookies.
Little Spongebob Krabby Patties!
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- Oh!
(laughing)
- Alright, we bougie!
Can I be honest? - Yeah.
- I see these all the time,
- Have you never had one?
- And go right past them.
- Oh, they are delicious. - They are?
- Yeah, they're really good.
- It's just something that you see, like, in the store.
Like even on the holidays you'd be like, uh.
Let me go back to what I know.
- No, man, these are fire, bro.
They're worth it. - They're worth it?
- Yeah. - Let's do it.
Which one we goin' in first?
- [Timothy] Um.
- Pink, green?
- This one has a, like a sunset
painted on it. - Moon rock.
Moon rock. - Yeah, what's going on?
It has the whole, like someone's mascara ran
'cause she was crying. - Somebody laughed
'cause they know what moon rock meant.
- Ah, that's. You guys are heathens.
(laughing)
- Hold on, I gotta burp.
Okay, I'm straight.
Do you squeeze it first or anything?
- Nah, you just - Go right here?
- You just, you just bite it.
(Victorian music)
- What do you mean, you barely bit it!
What are you talking about?
- Mm-mm.
What is it?
- It's a little cookie!
- No, it's not a cookie.
What is it?
- It's a fluffy cookie!
- What's in the middle?
- Dunno.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
- I gotta stop listening to your ass.
- It's good!
- No, it's not!
You really looked in my eyes and was like,
it's good, like it's a great cookie.
- 'Cause it is!
- Like it's something you gonna like, it's not!
- They're really tasty! - Move on, bro.
At this point, you're eatin' it.
We tasted it.
- I'm trying to guess the flavor.
- I don't know what that even,
- Mango.
(laughing)
- Everything's not mango 'cause of the color.
- All right.
- Green?
- [Timothy] Let's go with the green.
- [Darren] Money.
(Victorian music)
- You didn't like that one?
A little green tea?
Some matcha (beep).
You're not feeling it?
- I ain't had one that excite me yet.
- [Timothy] That's tasty, man.
- That tastes the same. (laughing)
Same texture, same everything, man.
- [Darren] You ready?
- [Timothy] Last one, yeah.
- [Darren] I hope I like this one.
- This is bubble gum flavor.
- It is bubble gum flavor.
Oh my god! - Why?
Why?
- Nobody wants a bubble gum cookie!
- Yeah, that, yeah I don't think I can.
Ick!
- (laughs) Now there's the Pepto-Bismol taste.
- Oh my god, you're so right.
- Oh my God!
- This is a Pepto-Bismol (laughs).
- It's got the Pepto-Bismol taste!
- [Timothy] You all right, dawg?
- (bleep) This is nasty as (laughs)
My mouth is watering so much!
(laughing)
- You're about to puke.
- Go with the dyed, expensive?
- You goin' that, most expensive?
- [Darren] Yeah, 'cause it got a design on it.
- [Timothy] Okay, all right, I'm down with that.
- Cheapest.
- Okay.
- Middlest. - Okay.
- All right.
- All right, let's do it. (laughing)
- This one is a whole shot in the dark.
(laughing)
(arrow shooting)
Don!
(upbeat music)
My boy.
Man, he's starting to grow on me.
- Yeah, a little bit.
All the way wrong.
- God, bro, we're so trash. (buzzer beeps)
- Yeah?
- You thought that was green tea?
- I don't know what it was.
- It was pistachio.
- Oh, well damn, yeah I was,
And it was fifty cents per piece.
And it's the cheapest.
- Damn, it was the tastiest one, though.
- It was the cheapest!
- [Darren] Mango macarons, two dollars per piece.
- Oh, (beep)!
- Look at you!
You got the fruit right!
- Well how 'bout that?
- [Darren] Bubble gum, three fifty.
- [Timothy] The most expensive one was the horrible one?!
- Damn.
No, (tires screeching)
I'm good! (laughing)
This ain't my people!
We don't eat this (beep).
- Ain't my people! (plates clanking)
This is French (beep), dawg.
(patriotic music)
- Shouts out to all the French.
- Shoutout to France.
- Au revoir.
- Are, - I think that's hello.
(laughing)
(patriotic fanfare)