[GIGGLING]
ELMO: Oh, hi!
Abby and Elmo are counting to two.
ABBY CADABBY: Yep, that's right.
I have one, two pigtails.
ELMO: Yes.
Yep.
And Elmo has one, two eyes.
ABBY CADABBY: Mhm.
Oh!
And I have one, two hands.
ELMO: And Elmo has one, two, feet!
[BOTH GIGGLE]
ABBY CADABBY: Oh, boy.
Oh, wait, Elmo.
ELMO: What?
What?
ABBY CADABBY: I don't think we have anymore one-twos to count.
ELMO: But isn't Abby forgetting something?
ABBY CADABBY: What?
ELMO: Us!
ABBY CADABBY: Oh. [GASP] That's right!
BOTH: One, two friends.
ABBY CADABBY: [SINGING] Two is my favorite number.
Two is neat.
ELMO: It really is neat.
[SINGING] Two is being together.
Two is sweet.
ABBY CADABBY: Aww. [SINGING] Two is you and another someone--
BOTH: [SINGING] Having fun.
ELMO: [SINGING] Two is simple.
ABBY CADABBY: [SINGING] Two is easy.
BOTH: [SINGING] All two is is one and one.
ELMO: [SINGING] Two is our laughing and loving.
Two is right.
ABBY CADABBY: [SINGING] Two is somebody's arms just
holding tight.
BOTH: [SINGING] Two, you see, is better by far
than one could ever be.
'Cause two is you and me.
ELMO: Sing it again!
Hit it, Abby!
ABBY CADABBY: [SINGING] Two is you and another someone--
BOTH: [SINGING] Having fun.
ELMO: Two is simple.
ABBY CADABBY: Two is easy.
BOTH: [SINGING] All two is is one and one.
ABBY CADABBY: [SINGING] Two is laughing and loving.
Two is right.
ELMO: [SINGING] Ba, ba, ba-da-da.
Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.
BOTH: [SINGING] Two, you see, is better by far
than one could ever be.
'Cause two is you and me.
That's two!
[BOTH GIGGLING]
ABBY CADABBY: Come on, Elmo, let's go.
ELMO: OK.
ABBY CADABBY: Let's go.
That was fun.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
[BOUNCING BASKETBALL]
ELMO: Excuse Elmo.
Elmo would like-- Elmo would-- [SIGH] Oh, boy.
ROMEO SANTOS: What's wrong, Elmo?
ELMO: Oh, Mr. Romeo, there's someone
Elmo wants to play with, but Elmo doesn't know him yet.
ROMEO SANTOS: Don't worry.
I know something you can say to make new friends.
ELMO: Really?
ROMEO SANTOS: [SINGING] When you see somebody
you'd like to get to know, why not just walk up to them
with an "hola" or "hello"?
Quiere ser tu amigo.
Quiero ser tu amigo.
I want to be your friend.
ELMO: Quiero ser tu amigo?
ROMEO SANTOS: Yeah.
[SINGING] Quiero ser tu amigo.
ELMO: [SINGING] Quiero ser tu amigo.
BOTH: [SINGING] I want to be your friend.
ROMEO SANTOS: [SINGING] When you see somebody
with whom you'd like to play, just walk up to them and smile,
and this is what you'll say.
ALL: [SINGING] Do you want to play?
ROMEO SANTOS: [SINGING] You might even
meet somebody who's shy and bashful, too.
Why not give them a welcome and ask them to play with you?
Quiero ser tu amigo.
Queremos ser tu amigo.
I want to be your friend.
ELMO: Quiero ser tu amigo.
BOY: [SINGING] Quiero ser tu amigo.
GIRL: [SINGING] Queremos ser tu amigo.
ALL: [SINGING] We want to be your friend.
Queremos ser tu amigo.
We want to be your friend.
ROMEO SANTOS: Hey, guys, a new friend.
ELMO: Oh!
Quiero ser tu amigo.
BOY: Yeah, sure, I'll be your friend.
[CHEERING]
ELMO: Thanks, Mr. Romeo!
BERT: [MOANING IN SLEEP]
ERNIE: Hey, Bert?
BERT: What is it, Ernie?
ERNIE: You know, Bert, I just remembered.
I didn't put away all my toys.
I left a big mess in the other room.
Do you think I should get up and clean that stuff up now?
BERT: Ernie, it's time to go to sleep now.
You can do that in the morning.
ERNIE: Yeah.
It's pretty messy in there, Bert.
BERT: Well, Ernie, you're just a little messy.
I-- I've learned that.
I'm used to it.
Let's go to sleep.
ERNIE: You know, Bert, you're a real friend.
I'm messy, and-- and you don't like it messy.
But because I'm your friend, you don't
mind too much if I'm messy.
BERT: Well, not too much, Ernie.
Let's just go to sleep.
ERNIE: But-- but that's what a friend is, Bert.
I mean, not minding too much because you like someone.
That's a friend, Bert.
A pal.
Not minding-- that's what friends are for.
[SINGING] I am messy.
BERT: Really messy.
ERNIE: [SINGING] But you don't mind if I am messy.
If I'm messy, you don't mind it.
That's what friends are for.
You like pigeons.
BERT: I love 'em!
ERNIE: [SINGING] Well, I don't mind if you like pigeons.
If you like 'em, I don't mind it.
That's what friends are for.
Friends help you put away your toys.
BERT: Help?
I do it alone mostly, Ernie.
ERNIE: [SINGING] Friends don't mind
if you make a little noise.
BERT: A little noise?
Like what?
ERNIE: Like this, Bert.
[DRUMMING]
You didn't mind that, did you, Bert, old pal?
BERT: Oh, not much.
Oh!
Ernie, I'm tired.
I'm really tired.
ERNIE: You're tired, Bert?
Well, that's OK, old buddy.
You see, I don't mind if you're tired,
because you're my friend.
You can be tired if you want to.
[SINGING] You are tired, really tired.
Well, I don't mind if you are tired.
If you're tired, I don't mind it.
That's what friends are for.
BERT: I'm gonna sleep anyway.
ERNIE: [SINGING] Friends always lend a helping hand.
Do-do-dee-do, do-do-dee-do.
Friends are the kind of friends that understand,
and they don't mind it.
Right, Bert?
Bert?
He's sleeping.
Well, I don't mind if he's sleeping,
because he's my friend.
Because that's what friends are for.
Bert?
It's OK if you're sleeping, Bert.
I don't mind, Bert.
It's OK.
BERT: What is OK?
ERNIE: [SINGING] You are sleeping, really sleeping,
but I don't mind if you are sleeping.
BERT: Sleeping?
ERNIE: [SINGING] If you're sleeping, I don't mind it.
That's what friends are for.
That's what friends-- boo-boo-bee-doo--
that's what friends-- bee-dee-dee-dee--
BERT: I'm gonna go sleep in the kitchen!
ERNIE: [SINGING] That's what friends-- skee-dee-bee-dum--
that's what friends-- skoo-doo-pee-do--
that's what friends are for.
Right, Bert?
Bert?
Hmm.
I guess he's gone to sleep in the kitchen again.
[YAWNS] Well, if he wants to sleep in the kitchen,
that's OK with me.
Because he's my friend.
[SNORES]
ROSITA: [SINGING] Amigo, amigo, another word for friend.
Come with me, amigo--
BOTH: [SINGING] There's lots of time that we can spend.
GROVER: [SINGING] Together, amigo, we'll have a lot of fun.
ALL: [SINGING] It's so nice feeling friendly
toward someone.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la.
Amigo.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la.
I like you.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la.
You're friendly.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la!
Amigo.
ALL: [SINGING] So let's you and me go--
LUIS: [SINGING] A-running down the hill.
ALL: [SINGING] Make wishes.
PENGUIN: [SINGING] Catch fishes.
COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING] Or sit a while and just be still.
MAN: [SINGING]: I need an amigo.
GORDON: [SINGING] And I can be one, too.
BOTH: [SINGING] Amigo, I'm so glad that I have you!
ALL: [SINGING] La la, la la, la la, la la la la.
Amigo.
La la, la la, la la, la la la la.
I like you.
La la, la la, la la, la la la la.
You're friendly.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la.
Amigo.
Amigo!
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, yeah.
That nice presentation.
Ha-ha!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Oh, Zoe!
ZOE: Hi, Cookie Monster.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hi.
Guess what me got?
ZOE: Uh, what, Cookie Monster?
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookies!
Haha!
For me to share with me good friend.
ZOE: Oh.
Yeah, well-- well, thanks, Cookie Monster, but--
COOKIE MONSTER: Now how about-- haha!
Delicious chocolate chip cookie?
ZOE: Mm, no thanks, Cookie Monster.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK.
How about, uh-- oh, how about-- oh, how about a oatmeal cookie?
ZOE: Mm, no thank you, Cookie Monster.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK, um, uh-- a fudge stripe, vanilla wafer,
strawberry crunchy-- um--
ZOE: Sorry, Cookie Monster, but you know what?
I don't really like cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER: Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Me-- me thought you said that you no like cookies!
Ha ha!
ZOE: I did.
COOKIE MONSTER: What you mean, you don't like cookies?
ZOE: Well, I just don't like 'em.
COOKIE MONSTER: But-- but, but, but-- everybody like cookies.
ZOE: Mm.
Not me.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
This terrible!
ZOE: What?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
Me-- me like cookies.
ZOE: Yeah?
COOKIE MONSTER: And you no like cookies.
ZOE: No.
COOKIE MONSTER: How we be friends?
ZOE: Well, gee, Cookie Monster, I
don't mind if you like cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER: Then, uh, you don't
mind if me eat all these cookies?
ZOE: No, go ahead.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me like this friendship!
Cowabunga!
Om, nom!
[GOBBLES COOKIES] Cookie!
[GOBBLES COOKIES] [SLURP] Ah!
Uh, how you feel about plates?
ZOE: I don't like plates, either.
COOKIE MONSTER: That work for me, friend!
[GOBBLES PLATE]
ZOE: Oh, my goodness!
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, yeah, that's good.
[GOBBLES PLATE]
ZOE: Oh, boy.
COOKIE MONSTER: Nom, nom!
BERT: "It was the best of oatmeal.
It was the worst of oatmeal."
ERNIE: Hey, hey, Bert?
BERT: Hm?
ERNIE: Asking questions is a good way
to find out things you want to know, isn't it?
BERT: That's right, Ernie.
ERNIE: I thought so.
Uh, Bert, I have a question for you.
BERT: Huh?
ERNIE: Do you like me, Bert?
BERT: Do I like you?
ERNIE: Mhm.
BERT: Well, of course I like you, Ernie.
You're my best friend.
ERNIE: Oh, well, that's great, Bert,
because you're my best friend, too.
BERT: Mm.
Good.
ERNIE: I have another question for you, Bert.
BERT: Yes, Ernie?
ERNIE: Uh, uh-- one second.
I'll be right back.
Would you still like me if I wore fruit on my head?
BERT: Yes, Ernie, I would still like you
if you wore fruit on your head.
ERNIE: You would?
BERT: [SIGHS]
ERNIE: Oh, that's great, Bert.
Well, I have one more question.
Would you still like me if I wore fruit on my head
and bounced like a ball, like this?
[BOING BOING BOING]
BERT: Yes, Ernie, I would still like you
if you wore fruit on your head and bounced like a ball.
ERNIE: You would?
Oh, that's so nice, Bert.
Oh, OK, I have one more question.
BERT: [GROAN]
ERNIE: Let's see.
Would you still like me if I wore fruit on my head,
bounced like a ball, and said, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga,
ruta-- like that.
Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga--
BERT: Ernie--
ERNIE: Rutabaga--
BERT: Ernie.
ERNIE: Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga,
BERT: (HOLLERING) Ernie!
ERNIE: Yes, Bert?
BERT: Ernie, I would still like you
if you wore fruit on your head, bounced like a ball,
and said, "Rutabaga, rutabaga."
ERNIE: You would?
BERT: Yes, Ernie, I would.
ERNIE: Aww.
BERT: But I would like you more if you didn't.
ERNIE: Really, Bert?
BERT: Really, Ernie.
ERNIE: Hm.
Well-- well, in that case, I, uh, I won't wear fruit o head.
BERT: Whoa!
ERNIE: I won't bounce like a ball
and I won't say rutabaga, rutabaga.
BERT: [SIGH] Thank you, Ernie.
ERNIE: No.
I'll wear a fish on my head, I'll tap-dance,
and I'll say hippity-hoppity.
Hippity-hoppity, hippity-hoppity, hip, hip,
hippity-hop.
Hippity-hippity, hoppity-hoppity,
hippity-hippity, hop, hop.
Yep, yep, yep, hippity-hop.
BERT: [SIGH]
ERNIE: What are friends for, Bert?
Hippity-hippity, hoppity-hoppity, hip, hip,
hippity-hop.
Hippity-hippity, hoppity-hoppity--
BERT: Sometimes I don't know.
ERNIE: Hippity-hippity, hop, hop, hip, hip, hip.
ELMO: [GIGGLES] [SINGING] Let's flap our wings and fly
together, little butterfly friend.
Flutter through the sky together,
little butterfly friend.
We can fly from here to there.
We can stop and smell a rose.
We can fly up and down.
You can land on Elmo's nose.
Ooh!
Hello.
[SINGING] Let's flap our wings and go together,
little butterfly friend.
Flying high and low together, little butterfly friend.
As free as a breeze on a sunny day,
we're butterflying all the way.
Let's flap our wings and fly!
Yeah!
Little-- ooh!-- butterfly friend.
Little butterfly friend.
[GIGGLES] You're Elmo's friend.
[GIGGLES] That tickles!
BERT: [SINGING] That's just how I roll.
That's how I roll.
Oh, yeah!
That's how I roll.