- This is one of those videos that I
didn't expect to be filming and yet here we are. (laughs)
Hey guys, six months ago I thought that I would be here
preparing to start my Master's program
in counseling psychology. (laughs)
Who would have thought that instead, here I'd be
prepared to make an entire video
about my favorite TikToks. (laughs)
What is happening to my life?
What am I doing here on this planet?
Well, whatever it is you're all here watching! (laughs)
Hi, welcome.
For any of you who don't know, my name is Alayna Joy.
I make videos mostly about the LGBTQ community,
and I also try stuff here on this channel,
and so if you're new, welcome.
A couple of weeks ago, I posted a video
recreating and reacting to gay TikTok,
and you guys really liked it
and to my surprise were very interested
in seeing my TikTok likes.
I'll see if I can find the comment,
but someone even said that
they enjoyed watching TikTok content
because they didn't want to get TikTok themselves,
and so this allowed to have like a little loophole
to consume TikTok content without giving in (laughs)
to the force that is TikTok.
So here we are by popular demand,
gonna watch some TikToks together.
Consider this a compilation.
Also, in the last video that I posted,
I forgot to thank my VIP Patrons,
my Vitally Important Producers.
Sorry about that. Hi!
(children cheering)
Thank you guys up front.
Let's do this. I'm gonna move over here.
Jenna Marbles has done videos just like this,
so I'm completely taking this idea from her.
And she was absolutely right.
Putting any TikTok video in my video
means that I am 100% demonetized.
So I may not be making any money from these videos,
but sure am having a good time!
We're just gonna go way back.
All the way back to the beginning.
Here we go.
I guess I should just scroll through.
Forewarning: my likes are pretty much entirely gay (laughs)
and that's why I like them.
(guitar strum)
- Yeah, I fucking like that shit.
- I mean (laughs) self explanatory.
Compliments from women, it just hits different you know.
- It's ours! Back off!
- I'm the only one here with the
technology to decode the files.
- And we're the only ones here with the files to be decoded.
- And I'm (laugh) I don't know.
- (laughs) I just love that audio.
I just love that audio and this person.
@le_beanz, I talked about them in my last video.
God they make me laugh.
Also in case any of you were wondering,
I like both coffee and tea and drink both daily.
Boom! Bisexuality. (laughs)
- ♪ I'm curious for you ♪
♪ Got my attention ♪
♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it ♪
♪ I'm curious for you ♪
- The brother walks in!
- ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it ♪
- And he's like nope I'm out of here!
Imagine walking in on your sibling
and it looks like they're making out with your cat.
No, one better.
Imagine being the sibling filming a video
about to make out with your cat (laughs)
and your brother walks in.
♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it ♪
- (laughs) I can't, I can't! It's so good.
And the cat's face!
The cat is like, "Ugh! Not this again!"
(sighs) Oh my god.
Oh I've watched this so many times
that this audio gets stuck in my head.
(somber music)
- ♪ When I was a young boy ♪
♪ I was a young boy when I was a boy ♪
♪ I was and am a boy ♪
- (laughs) It's genius!
A PSA: when a trans person comes out
and you now know their correct pronouns,
those are their pronouns now and forever more.
When you talk about that person before they came out,
don't revert back to their assigned pronouns.
They have told you their correct pronouns.
You now know them.
Use their correct pronouns.
- You know, it makes me really sad...
- (laughs)
- ...when people hate on others for
using certain voices with their dogs.
Because the thing is that he doesn't know
that I am talking to him unless I start talking like this.
- (laughs)
- Then he knows that I'm talking to him.
- (laugh) Look at the dog's face! Look at the dog's face!
- ... for using certain voices with their dogs
because the thing is that he doesn't know
that I am talking to him unless I start talking like this.
Then he knows that I am talking to him.
You know, it makes me really sad...
- (laughs) You can't tell me that TikTok is evil
with videos like this on this platform.
You can't tell me that.
You can try, but you'd be wrong.
Can you see the cats in the background?
I'm gonna try something here.
See how they're not paying any attention
to me when I'm talking?
But then if I talk like this, but if I talk like this,
(laughs) they're still not paying any attention to me.
Cats and dogs aren't that different. (laughs)
Second PSA of the video.
(laughs) Okay this one kills me.
- You're Daddy, but since we're friends I get to call you
(mumbled, distorted laughing)
- You're Daddy, but since we're friends I get to call you...
- He put his original name as Daddy. (laughs)
- ♪ ("The Murder (Psycho Theme)") ♪
- (laughs) Okay, my whole TikTok is gay and pets.
Not just gay, also pets.
- ♪ ("All I Want For Christmas Is You") ♪
♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪
♪ There is just one thing I need ♪
- Okay, not just gay and pets.
Gay and pets and animals in general.
He's having such a good Christmas time!
- ♪ ("All I Want For Christmas Is You") ♪
♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪
- It's almost Christmas again, right?
(funky, mellow music)
♪ I want a girl ♪
- (laughs) Hey anything bi, bi content, I'll like it.
- If I ask you what time it is
and your sentence starts with, "it's a quarter till,"
(buzzer sound) I'm gonna stop you right there.
I don't do calculus, chief.
"It's a quarter till."
Bitch I'm gonna kill you!
- (sighs) Why did I even do my makeup for this video?
I'm just crying everywhere.
(upbeat Hip Hop music)
♪ A rich eight-figure ♪
♪ That's my type ♪
♪ That's my type! That's my type! ♪
- I just thought that was cute.
It just made me smile, okay?
I'm allowed to like things just because they make me smile.
I don't know why I'm getting so defensive. (laughs)
I'm a little self-conscious right now.
I'm insecure showing you my TikTok likes.
This is a very personal, intimate thing that we're sharing.
(laughs)
What are they all doing in there?
Why are there so many cats in the car?
One more!
I need a full story.
I need an explanation for this video.
These ten seconds are not enough for me.
Oh this lady is hilarious.
This lady is the pride and joy of TikTok.
- ♪ Shinigami told me, "Kill 'em," ♪
♪ I said, "Let me grab my death note" ♪
(crowd boos)
- What the fuck?
- (laughs) She's just feeling her outfit.
She's feeling herself.
Boo to you, sir. Boo to you.
He clearly doesn't know what's up.
You can do better, hon. You can do better.
- (fence rattles)
- (laughs) This one.
- I came and I heard an emergency.
- Mike, Mike, come on dude. Give me fucking help.
- Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter.
Peter, Peter, Peter.
- I can't, I can't.
- Peter, I have you.
- (laughs) "Peter, I have you."
He doesn't have him.
- Come on, dude, give me fucking help.
Look in his eyes.
Again, I need more information.
How many drugs are these boys on?
How did he get half over the fence like that?
Where does he think he's falling into?
These are just a few of my starter questions.
- Hey Ryan, I bet I can make you say, "seven."
- Seven.
- Okay no, I said I bet I can make you say, "seven."
- Seven. You've already done it.
- (laughs) He's like not even getting to the game.
"I bet I can make you say, "seven."
"Seven." (laughs)
"No, I'm betting that I can make you say say, "seven."
"Yeah, you already did. Seven."
That's the level of support that
every friendship should have.
- ♪ Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe ♪
♪ And I'm admitting it ♪
♪ I won't take it back because I did the shit ♪
♪ I was a hoe ♪
♪ Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe ♪
- (laughs) She's so proud.
- ♪ And I'm admitting it ♪
♪ I won't take it back because I did the shit ♪
♪ I was a hoe ♪
- Not me, I scrubbed my Facebook.
- You guys are still using iPhones?
(keyboard keys clicking) Pathetic.
- (laughs) The tapping! The tapping!
- You guys are still using iPhones?
(keyboard keys clicking) Pathetic.
- (upbeat, peppy music)
- Okay, let's see where we're at here.
Stages of TikTok addiction.
I downloaded the app as a joke, I did.
I did make an account just to like videos.
Yep, definitely have a couple of drafts going on.
And next video I make about TikTok will be
trying to get TikTok famous.
Is that a video you'd want to see?
Because I do actually wanna make that video.
This is a TikTok commentary compilation channel now.
Welcome. (laughs) Subscribe!
- This is great. This is a great day off.
No, dude!
- 'Sup little beach?
- Life's a beach and you're here now?
- So good! So good!
This is me with my IUD.
(mellow, electronic music)
Oh this is just unbelievably beautiful.
- ♪ I used to be so beautiful ♪
(upbeat pop music)
- Oh, this is literally a thirst like.
This is the most attractive person
I've ever seen in my entire life.
- ♪ I used to be so beautiful ♪
(upbeat pop music)
- (laughs) I'm forgetting to breathe.
- ♪ I used to be so beautiful ♪
(upbeat pop music)
- ♪ I used to be so beautiful ♪
(upbeat pop music)
- I'm sorry, once more.
(sighs) We have to pause that.
We have to move on because we have to breathe to live.
- Gerald, come here puppy.
(kisses) Ger-bear!
- (laughs) The cat's broken.
Something is wrong with your cat, sir.
Oh, watch his eyes. Watch this guy's eyes.
(upbeat alternative music)
- ♪ Oh no, I think I'm catching feelings ♪
- He's definitely catching feelings. You see it in the eyes.
- (wheezing laughter)
- Oh this is...
- (wheezing laughter)
- This is where I need to thank you all
for sitting here with me through this video
because you're saving my friends from so much annoyance.
Because instead of sending them all to them,
I'm showing them to you.
Oh yes, Jagmeet Singh!
This was one of the people who ran for Prime Minister
in Canada here in our last election
for the NDP Party and I love him.
See, TikTok can be political.
More support for TikTok activism 2020!
Okay, we're gonna end on this one
because I've probably watched this 100 to 150 times.
- Holy shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Turn that off. I can't even fucking see.
Oh my god. It's illegal. The cops! Oh my.
- Why did every single adult flip out
whenever we turned on the light
in the car while they're driving.
It doesn't do anything. You can see just fine.
I grew up thinking that turning that light on
meant that the driver could no longer see
out of the front window.
And now that I myself am a driver,
I know that it doesn't do anything.
I need to stop but I don't want to stop.
What's this one?
- (girl crying)
- (laughs) "Point of view: mom said we couldn't stop
for McDonald's because there's food at home."
- (girl crying)
- Okay, okay, I have to stop.
Oh no, my necklace got turned around.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Who was this bugging the whole time?
I am so sorry.
Let me fix that for you right now
and let me let you watch me do it
so hopefully the satisfaction was worth all of the pain.
Okay, I have to stop but I don't want to.
Okay one more. Wait, this one!
- Family is trust, smiles, wine,
hugs, forever, laughter, blessings.
- (laughs) Stop it! I can't breathe.
Okay, that's enough. That's enough for today.
I have so many more.
That's just the beginning of my likes.
Wow.
Wow, what a journey.
Drink by the way. That's my 2020 drinking game.
Whenever somebody says the word "journey," take a drink.
Oh, that's it. That's it for this video. (laughs)
I don't know what to say.
I really do feel like I need to thank you guys for this one,
because you can say what you want about TikTok,
and you can say what you want about
me being a 27 year old woman on TikTok,
but you cannot take away the joy that TikTok brings me.
♪ I can hear you, but I won't ♪
Eh? A little TikTok reference thrown in there for you.
Okay, that's it for this video.
Sorry for being inconsistent in my upload schedule
over the past few weeks.
Like I mentioned, I'm gonna be on a TV show
called Canada Reads next week, March 16-19,
and so I've been deep in preparing for that.
And once I come back from shooting that,
it'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming.
And by regularly scheduled programming,
what I mean is back to uploading videos that I think
are good and high quality and ones that I enjoy,
like On the Fringe.
Talks about only uploading quality content
from this point forward.