- Your head is chopped off.
- Welcome to this video on Hannah's channel.
I sort of look a little bit pudge.
I've put on weight this month, I've made so many cakes.
- I've put on weight this year.
- Eye!
(laughing) - I had a bit of trouble
being like what video should I make?
So I was like, let's talk about adulting
Let's help people.
Do you know what, I help people too much.
(laughing) - You give too much advice.
- You know sometimes you just wanna have
fun and relax cause I'm feeling weirdly disenfranchised
with YouTube right now, like making videos and stuff.
So we're just going to have a good time.
- So Hannah's come to my house,
the house of someone who literally gives zero shits.
Someone who's entire channel is based
on literally being a human mess.
- It's really refreshing.
(Dan laughing)
- So we literally just baked a cake
and we filmed that for Dan's channels
so watch that, but watch this first.
Because what we're going to be doing
is sorting Youtubers into their Game of Thrones
Westerosi houses.
- Context, season seven
- Season seven.
- Season seven has just finished.
- Yep.
- And Hannah and I are both a little bit equally obsessed
like, while the cake was baking,
we've just spent about half an hour--
- Watching like theory videos, watching--
- A strategic video about how Robert's rebellion
was actually laid out.
- All of the battles and stuff like, whew.
- Obsessed.
- Should say at this point, spoilers.
And we've also asked people on twitter to send us
the names of Youtubers and we're going to discuss
what Westerosi houses that we think
that they would be in.
Here's the thing though, right?
- Go on.
- We have, there are like different traits to houses.
- Yeah.
- But in Game of Thrones your born into the house.
It's not like Harry Potter where like they look at
your abilities and you choose a house.
But there are still, like qualities
associated with the houses.
Let's start with ourselves first.
- Yeah.
- We've already discussed this.
- So I am a stark.
That's how stark I am.
I am very much an actual human Stark.
- Yes.
- Because I put a lot of stock in doing things
the right way even if it's not the like easiest
or like even if you get in trouble for doing it,
being honest or honourable and open.
- Okay so you're a Stark.
- I believe I'm a Stark, specifically, though,
I have always had this joke that I am Jon Snow
because I was born out of wedlock in Warrington.
I'm literally a bastard form the North.
- But obviously we know that--
- However, we just found out--
- That John is a legitimate born southerner.
- True born from the South.
(Hanna laughing)
Okay so I always thought that I was a Stark
because I associate like so much of my identify
with being northern.
- Yeah, you're very Northern.
- But--
- So to the point where, somewhere in the city
I had a joke where I said I was going to do,
I felt left out so I was doing a book signing
and if anyone brought me any book, I would sign it.
Someone brought Clash of Kings and you had signed it first,
and it said, "Winter is coming",
and I was like, "Hannah's not Stark."
(Hanna laughing)
Because to me it's blatantly obvious and indeed--
- Stephen Bridges is calling me.
Bye.
I'm not keep that.
I don't want people to know where I live.
(laughing)
- I think you are quite blatantly
and obviously a Tyrell.
- And since you said this, I'm like mmmm.
- Mmm and let's discuss why.
- Feminine power.
- I am woman, hear me roar.
- Yes, although hear me roar is the Lannister phrase.
- Except that's a bit Lannister-y.
I am woman, hear me be woman.
- Hold on, what is the Tyrell thing-a-ma-bobby?
- I've got a lovely bunch of roses.
- Growing strong.
- Is that their--
(Hannah laughing)
Those are shit words.
That sounds less like the words of a house
and sort of like a business tagline
for a small business that literally grows carrots.
- But also like, I don't know if you've met me,
but I'm really small.
(laughing)
- I think you are someone who
like is okay with the idea
that people might underestimate you
because you know you'll outdo them.
- But that's the thing about the Tyrells,
especially the Tyrells that we've seen on the TV show.
- The female Tyrells.
- The female Tyrells, yeah.
Is they're very loyal to their family,
but they'll put on a show.
They will lie, unlike the Starks
in order to get what they want.
- They're wily.
- And, you know, they're just like a rose,
super pretty, but be careful of them
thorns. - Thorns.
They're an excellent judge of character as well.
- I think maybe I'm more of a male Tyrell.
- You're more a Mace, ironically.
- I'm a more a Mace, aw.
He's a bit mmmm.
- A Mace Tyrell, bless him.
"Oh, you want me to be master of coin?
Thank you very much.
Lovely."
- Ohhh ohhh hmmm.
- Do you agree with my being a Stark?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I see that innocent little pup.
Let's do Melanie Murphy.
- Well, she's from across the narrow sea.
So, she's in Essos.
- Okay, but if I'm not a Stark--
- Melanie's a Dothraki.
(laughing)
- Melanie's a, no.
But if I'm not a Stark, based on geography
then Melanie can't be.
- But I'm still going with across the narrow sea.
She's from like, maybe she's from Qarth.
She's very exotic.
Well, she's not actually.
(laughing)
I think she's Dothraki.
- Think she's Dothraki.
- I could see her on the back of a horse.
- Raping and pillaging.
(laughing)
What was Ray out of that?
Was he Dothraki as well?
- Yeah, they're all, any Irish is Dothraki.
- Okay, any Irish is Dothraki.
- With the exception of Hazel.
- What about the Americans then?
- Oh, the Americans
are not in it.
(laughing)
Hazel is a Lannister, very much.
- Specifically Cersei?
- You think she's specifically Cersei?
I don't know.
- She's the only female Lannister that we like know, though,
except for Myrcella.
- We also know Joanna exists.
- Yeah, Taiwan's wife,
but we don't really know much about her.
- I think she is a Lannister in terms of extremely cunning.
Like Hazel knows.
- And then the other one
that we're talking about earlier, Jack.
And we decided that he's a Baratheon.
- Jack's a Baratheon, because he's very sort of brash,
very warhammer, ahhhh.
- Ours is the fury.
- Yeah, but more of the fury than of the logic.
Whereas Hazel will think more of the logic
and that's why--
- Oh my god, are they then Cersei and Robert?
That won't end well.
(laughing)
Oooh, okay Hank and John.
I reckon they are--
- They're maesters in the Citadel.
- No.
- They've eschewed houses.
- No, so I reckon that they are together as one Jon Arryn.
'cause he was like a really good guy.
- He was a very calming influence.
- He raised Robert and Ned, basically.
- Mmmm.
- Dodi, okay.
(laughing)
- Dodi's dead in season one.
She won't make it through.
(Dan laughing)
- This is like what we were saying before.
We were like we couldn't place Dodi
and then we were like, it's cause she died.
(laughing)
- She's not cut out for the game of thrones.
You either win or you die.
She can barely get on the board.
- Okay, what about Lucy?
Lucy Moon.
- I think Lucy's a lady Tyrell.
- No.
- You don't think?
- Lucy hates confrontation.
- Right, okay.
- She's very like the peacemaker.
I reckon because of that.
- She's a Frey.
(laughing)
- She just sits at the sidelines.
- We also only know the greater houses.
There are a lot of smaller houses.
- Oh, the smaller houses don't count.
Nobody cares, the Bannerman.
- Thomas Sanders, I reckon he's a Tyrell
without the thorns.
He's just the rose.
- Thomas Sanders?
Thomas Sanders would die too.
Thomas Sanders is like the head of a house
who someone within the house gets angry
that they're being so chill
and is like, "Well, you've gotta die
because we've gotta fight."
- So is he the Samwell Tarly?
- No, no, he's more like the one from the Martells
who was in a wheelchair.
- Oh, okay.
- He was just like, "It's all chill, don't worry about it",
and then Ellaria Sand was like,
"Fuck off, I'm gonna kill you."
- Yeah, who is running Dorne right now?
- No one.
- All the Martells are dead.
All of Oberyn's bastards are dead.
There is actually another Martell in the books,
but he like appears and then dies very quickly.
- Oh, that's unfortunate.
- 30 reckons he's in The Brotherhood Without Banners.
- I can maybe see that.
Him and Dean, in the brotherhood.
- Yeah, I'm gonna remove Dean from house Tully
and I'm gonna make them The Brotherhood Without Banners.
- They are the brotherhood.
- Vsauce is that guy who looks after the Hound
after he's died.
- Oh, he dies real quick.
- Yeah, he's got one whole episode.
- One whole scene.
- Okay, what about Savannah?
Savannah could be Lyanna Mormont.
Well, she's a Tyrell.
- Do you think she's a Tyrell?
I think she's certainly got an element of cunning about her.
- She's quiet
and it's like what's she gonna do?
Whose team is she on?
- So maybe she's a Lannister.
- Oooh.
- My first thought was that she was a Lannister.
- Really?
- Don't be distracted by the hair.
- Miles Mckenna?
You hosted his Q&A.
- I did do a Q&A with Miles.
Very very brash, very surface.
- He could be a Baratheon in that sense.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Or a Stark, but more of a like a Brandon Stark,
like Ned's older brother.
- I don't think he's a Stark.
- No?
- I think he's too out here.
I think his is very much the fury.
- Someone said Rose and Rosy
and I just immediately thought that they're both Dornish.
- Yeah, they're so Dornish.
Yeah, they really are.
- They're just like, "Screw the rest of you.
We're just here." - "We're just here."
- "We're married and we're having a good time."
- "Go over there, fuck you, here we are."
- "And we've got these dogs."
What's the Dornish phrase?
It's um--
- Here comes the sun doo doo doo doo.
(laughing)
Who else would die?
I think Zoella might die.
Her death could be what kicks off the game of thrones.
- Or Zoella is just chillin' in the Red Keep.
(laughing)
She's like, "You guys deal with it.
I have nothing to do with this.
I just live here."
(laughing)
- Who's Emma Blackery?
- Okay, Emma could be a Mormont.
- I see a lot of Stannis is in Emma.
Who do we want to make Littlefinger?
- Who do we want to make Littlefinger?
RIP.
- Louise, I think Louise is a Tyrell.
- Yes, I'd be happy to have her in my family.
- I think Louise is quite head of the Tyrell.
- We've not put anyone in Targaryen.
- The blood of the dragon.
- But someone has to be.
- Who would be the Targaryen.
- Someone has to be that element of like fire.
- Fire and blood.
- No, I'm retracting Emma Blackery.
She's not a Baratheon, she's a Targaryen.
She breathes fire.
- Carrie.
- She'd die.
Her and Dodi together in one go.
- Oh, is it Emma that killed them?
(laughing)
- Yeah, took 'em out.
They're scraps.
- Whooo, I love it.
- Off they go.
- Tessa, Tessa Violet.
I think she's staying well clear.
- Yeah, I don't think she's even in the world.
- I think she's alive for sure,
but she is chilling in the free city of Volantis.
- She's just having a drink.
- Or Pentos or Braavos.
That's where all the Americans are.
- Yeah, "Oh, something was happening in Westeros?"
- I'm bored of this now.
- Okay, well I think that's probably it then.
- Cool.
- We've got one more series.
- One more.
- That comes out at the end of next year.
- Potentially, start filming in October.
- Oh, god.
- The Winds of Winter will hopefully come out next year.
Fingers crossed.
- We've been saying that for the past four years.
(laughing)
- George R.R. Martin, please don't die.
(laughing)
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Thanks for having me.
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What house are you in and why?
- Ooh, yeah.
Good question.
Let's make it about the people.
- Yeah, fuck YouTubers.
- Yeah, alright bye.
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