- I love Dallas.
He's my fiance.
He's my partner.
But boy oh boy, do we have different taste in foods!
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
Hey guys! (coughs)
But you guys have been asking for this ever since I
started eating like different people.
You guys have been asking me to eat like Dallas.
(sighs)
So here we are!
- [Dallas] It's not going to be nearly as bad
as you think, I think! - Really?
- [Dallas] Yeah.
- I feel like it's just going to be candy and chocolate
and desert and...
- [Dallas] There's literally no chocolate.
- No chocolate?
- [Dallas] And literally no candy.
- Oh!
For any of you who don't know, hi may name's Alayna Joy.
I make videos mostly about the LGBTQ community.
And I try different stuff.
This is my fiance, Dallas.
Oh! (both laughing)
So today I'm going to be spending my day
eating like Dallas and letting you decide
what I'm eating for the day.
(sighs)
Which is, I mean today is not the ideal day
to be doing this.
- [Dallas] Why?
- 'Cause I woke up grumpy.
(laughing)
Thank you for not waking me up at 4 a.m.
when you usually would wake up.
- Hey, 4:30.
I'm not a psychopath.
(laughs)
- I mean let's start.
It's time to have breakfast, our first meal of the day.
- And you've only had one cup of coffee?
- Yeah, I've had one cup of coffee.
- So you need about four.
- Okay.
- First a glass of water. - Glass of water.
- Then coffee. - Coffee.
- An entire French press. - Of coffee?
- Yep. - Oh my word.
- While you read.
- Okay, you just get to decide my food.
You don't get to tell me what I'm gonna do with my day, sir.
I mean honestly I probably should read.
I'm gonna be on "Canada Reads" for any of you
who didn't know, for any of you
who don't follow me on Instagram.
If you followed me on Instagram,
you would know all my updates.
I'm gonna be on this show called "Canada Reads" in March.
It's very exciting.
You should check it out.
I'll link some more information in the description.
Okay, let's get started.
We're gonna start with four cups of coffee (laughs)?
And then we'll get into breakfast.
Hey, and if it sucks, at least I tried.
- [Dallas] It's won't suck.
It's gonna be good. - It's won't suck!
(laughs)
- [Dallas] Shut up.
(upbeat music)
- Ready for coffee?
- [Alayna] Yes, please.
- I know you already had a cup, but we'll share another pot.
- [Alayna] Uh oh.
- The protein powder?
- [Alayna] Yeah?
- Yeah, that's breakfast.
- [Alayna] Oh, no!
So ya gotta put the coffee in the grinder before you grind?
- Before you grind?
Yes.
There ya go.
Now drink all of that.
- [Alayna] Oh my word.
- So we're gonna have a smoothie.
You can have a little bit of choice here.
I usually choose two of those.
- [Alayna] Ooh!
I like that you're letting me have some choice,
where available and you're not just drunk with power.
I choose Superfruits, obviously.
And Strawberry, Banana, Kiwi, obviously.
Would any of you chosen have Mangoes,
Strawberries & Peaches?
Ya monsters!
- I would've chose that.
- [Alayna] (laughs) Of course you would've.
Of course you would've.
- So now we have...
- [Alayna] This is A-plus content.
- I know.
(Alayna laughs)
- [Alayna] I mean, so far this would be delicious.
I'm into it so far.
I think that this would actually be a great breakfast
and I'm happy to have it.
- And last is...
- [Alayna] (groans) Oh, no.
- the protein.
Just one scoop.
Ta da!
It's gonna be great.
You'll love it.
It's so good.
Sometimes I'll do just bananas.
And you could put avocado in there, and peanut butter.
But I think you would like...
- [Alayna] Why can't we have that option this morning?
- 'Cause this is the one I usually have.
- [Alayna] I take it back. You are drunk with power.
- I am drunk with power.
(whirling)
A little thick, just how I like it.
- [Alayna] You like your women how you like your smoothies?
- I'll go with a banana.
- [Alayna] Eww!
- What?
- [Alayna] So with a banana and some milk?
(laughs)
we've got breakfast in front of us here.
It's an assortment of beverages.
- [Dallas] Mm-hmm.
- This is what you have for breakfast every day?
- [Dallas] Every work day, yeah.
- Smoothie, coffee, water?
- [Dallas] Yep.
- Ooh.
It is thick.
- [Dallas] What?
- It is thick.
- [Dallas] Is it good though?
- Little chunky.
- [Dallas] Yeah.
(both laughing)
- Ahh, ha ha, ho!
- [Dallas] Oh my God, stop.
(kisses)
- [Dallas] Tik Tok has changed you.
- It really has.
I think it's making me funnier and my attention span worse.
- [Dallas] I can't wait for the funny part to be evident.
- This is actually good.
The powder, it's a little...
- [Dallas] There's a little cakiness in there, right?
- A little grainy.
Um, um!
- [Dallas] It's not bad, right?
- This is good.
I wouldn't choose it, but it's good.
I get to work on this coffee.
- [Dallas] Mm-hmm.
And that water.
- A well-balanced breakfast.
Okay, I have a proposal.
- [Dallas] Mm-hmm.
- Bear (laughs).
Aww, that's so cute.
How about we do this whole spiel.
We cut the cameras.
I just eat what I want.
- [Dallas] No.
C'mon, the other video's have been worse.
- I miss my potatoes.
- [Dallas] Yep, well.
- I miss 'em.
- [Dallas] What am I missing?
- Dallas' parents got me this pack of socks for Christmas.
With socks like this but all different colors.
The amount of joy that I have been getting
out of matching my socks to my shirts.
Unparalleled!
Thanks Ed and Sarah!
It's the little things, ya know.
I give this, what am I rating it out of?
- [Dallas] Out of ten.
- Objectively.
- [Dallas] Mm-hmm? - This is a nine out of 10.
- [Dallas] Really?
- Yeah, it's really good.
For me, as an individual, it's like a five.
Not my thing.
- [Dallas] I now you like to chew your breakfast.
- I like my breakfast to have salt in it.
- [Dallas] Lunch will have that.
- Okay, we'll see you at lunch.
- [Alayna] I think I know what we're having for lunch.
- Do you?
- [Alayna] I recognize these ingredients.
And I think I saw you put falafel in the oven?
- Yeah.
- [Alayna] Are we having falafel wraps?
Yeah!
- Do you like that?
- [Alayna] Yeah, I normally like wraps.
- Well we're not using regular wraps.
- [Alayna] Huh, yeah (laughs).
- There's like a little twist ingredient.
- [Alayna] Oh!
- That most people are like that sounds gross,
but it's actually so good.
- [Alayna] Oh, no.
- Yeah, I know.
- [Alayna] Is it peanut butter?
Oh, bleck!
- You're gonna love it.
- Ehh, not to peanut butter
but to peanut butter with falafel?
Are you out of your damn mind?
- I am!
I know you didn't like that breakfast
was so sweet and drinkable.
Otherwise I would've given you a breakfast burrito
or an avocado sandwich.
Which is maybe the whitest thing I eat.
It's like bun, mayonnaise and avocado.
- [Alayna] That's the whole sandwich?
- Yeah, maybe a little sriracha on there, but that's it.
- [Alayna] What is wrong with you?
- It's like I'm from, we're in a rush.
- [Alayna] I'm from we're in a rush! (laughs)
- [Dallas] How ya doing?
You've barely put a dent in that.
You were so jittery and I can't wait.
- I already feel it.
- [Dallas] (laughs) That's actually, never mind!
- This is my third cup. This is my third cup!
I can feel it in my heart rate.
- [Dallas] Do ya want some help?
- No.
- [Dallas] I've only had one cup of coffee today.
- I'm gonna power through.
I'm gonna power through.
This is for the video.
This is what you wanted.
- [Dallas] This is what you wanted.
- Yeah, I mean I guess not you specifically.
This is what they wanted.
This is what you wanted.
Is this what you wanted?
I'm sweating.
- [Dallas] Yeah, that happens sometimes.
- I'm not gonna have room for lunch.
- [Dallas] Oh, you'll make room.
Trust me.
That coffee's all gotta come out somewhere.
No!
(laughs)
- [Alayna] Oh my God!
What are you doing?
- Making you some food.
It's what I usually eat.
- [Alayna] You just spread peanut butter on this entire...
- I eat half of one of these flats of bread
and now you're gonna eat half as well.
- [Alayna] (laughs) Okay, I don't know if this scale
of this is reading on camera.
This is...
- [Dallas] Yeah, it's gonna be so good.
- This is so much food.
- Yeah.
- [Alayna] Oh!
- Just gotta let the peanut butter melt a little bit.
- [Alayna] Wow!
Five star chef, cooking just for me?
- That's right.
Get (beep) outta my kitchen
- [Alayna] I mean okay, this does look good.
I'm not gonna lie.
- It's quite ridiculous.
- [Alayna] Put your head, come back here like how you were.
Now don't move your head, and just look up at me.
And now ask me to please put some more.
(laughs)
- I can't do that for you.
I can't do that.
Some more?
Put some more?
- [Alayna And Dallas] (laughs) Please don't be shy,
put some more!
- [Alayna] Okay, grand finale.
- Alright.
- [Alayna] Careful!
- Yeah, they're warm.
Just to spread 'em up.
Spread 'em out!
I go a text message so I'm going super speed right now.
May look like it's in fast forward but I assure you
this is regular speed.
Also these are really hot so I'm trying
to touch them as little as possible.
- [Alayna] Also, also you're a Michelin five star chef.
- Exactly, it's just how I work.
- [Alayna] Oh my God!
(laughs) This is completely ridiculous.
Look how big that is.
You cannot expect me to eat half of that.
- You can try.
- [Alayna] Oh my God.
- Ready?
You hungry?
- [Alayna] I don't know if I'm that hungry (laughs).
But this is the size of my head.
- [Dallas] (laughs) I'll admit it's overkill.
- Get this away from me.
It's the width of two of my hands.
- [Dallas] I'm proud of myself today.
- There's no way, in no world that you actually expect me
to eat this whole..
It's heavy!
- [Dallas] I know, it's like a newborn.
This is actually practice.
You're doing a good job of holding that thing together.
- Yeah, I'm gonna be a great mother some day.
- [Dallas] You gotta try.
- I'm just eating bread and peanut butter.
- [Dallas] (laughs) Not bad, huh?
It gets better.
(pants)
- Here we go.
This'll be a good bite with some falafel and stuff.
Oh, that's my jaw.
Mmm!
It's like (both laughing).
The size of this thing.
Like a donair.
It's like a falafel donair.
My jaw can't handle it, apparently.
- [Dallas] It's good right?
Out of ten.
- I'd give it an eight out of 10
because it needs some tahini.
Also it's huge.
Objectively, eight and a half out of 10.
Personally, maybe I'd have it for a dinner.
(both laughing)
- [Dallas] Thanks.
It was hard, but I did it!
Wow, really?
- Oh my God!
- [Dallas] That's seriously it?
- I'm like full.
- [Dallas] And what is this?
- I think this is copyright content.
The copyright claim.
- [Dallas] Is that Flora-Bama?
No wonder you can't eat.
- I always watch bad reality TV when I eat.
Right now I'm currently watching
Flora-Bama Shores, season three.
Every episode, they're barfing everywhere.
Every single episode they're drinking until they puke.
It's not a great show to eat to.
I don't know why I keep doing it.
- [Dallas] I'm proud of you for trying.
- I really can't finish this.
- [Dallas] Are you ready for beer soon, though?
- Let me finish my lunch!
Damn!
Can I show you something?
- [Dallas] Mm-hmm.
- So I'm trying to grow my hair out.
This morning was a momentous moment
because my hair is finally getting long enough
I can kinda flip it to the other side!
- [Dallas] Wow!
- Oh, does her hair sit naturally to the right?
Or does it sit naturally to the left?
- [Dallas] Let me just see.
Don't be shy.
- Put some more.
Don't be shy, put some more.
Don't be shy (laughs).
- [Dallas] (laughs) Oh my God, that hair, though!
- Anybody who doesn't watch Tik Tok is like,
"What is going on?"
So most of you probably.
(both laugh)
- [Dallas] Do you know where we're going now?
- No.
- [Dallas] Wow, you look like a totally different person.
(laughs)
- No I'm Alayna, just also hot on the right side of my face.
- [Dallas] Oh (beep).
Game changer.
- Where are we going for dinner?
- [Dallas] It's called the Black Lodge.
Yeah.
- Yay!
- [Dallas] And we're gonna have one thing
that you're gonna (beep) love.
- Wings.
- [Dallas] Yes.
One thing that you're gonna (beep) hate.
- Dessert.
- [Dallas] Yeah.
What kind? It's the kind I didn't get last time.
- Oh no!
The deep-fried Oreo?
- [Dallas] Yeah, with ice cream.
We're each gonna get an order of Spicy Chick'n Burger.
- [Alayna] Yes!
- And so I think that one of us should get it with fries
and one with Caesar salad.
- Ooh! - So we gotta share both.
- [Alayna] That's thinkin', yeah.
- And then for dessert,
deep-fried Oreos and ice cream.
Just to be fair this isn't what I eat every day.
- Got my drink.
What is it?
- [Dallas] Taste it and I'll tell you.
It's the most beery beer you can get.
- It's just a lager?
- [Dallas] Yeah what do ya think?
- You want me to rate the beer?
It's a beer so it's good.
I prefer an Ipa usually.
Or pale ale.
Really a lager's kinda low down on the bar for me.
Why would you ever order a lager?
- [Dallas] Just 'cause it's a Black Lodge lager.
And my favorite flavor is what's on special.
- Your favorite flavor is cheap?
These are the best freakin' wings I've ever had.
I'm livin'.
And here's the rest of the food.
Oh!
- [Dallas] What are we workin' with out of 10?
- 10 easy.
Great job on my meal.
I'm so full.
Let's get the bill.
- After we order the last thing.
Are you super impressed?
Okay you gotta do the honors.
- [Alayna] It smells so sweet.
- It's so sweet. This is gonna be your worst nightmare.
- You said not chocolate.
- [Dallas] There's literally no chocolate.
- [Dallas] Yeah I changed my mind.
Get some ice cream on there.
(Dallas laughs)
Let me have a bite.
Don't eat it all.
- So is it hot and cold?
- [Dallas] Yeah, absolutely.
- That's not what food's supposed to be, is it?
Like this outside bit, is actually good.
That kinda just tastes like deep-fried dough.
It's like you could almost trick yourself
into thinking it was salty.
But then that.
No thank you.
(Alayna laughs)
Please, put some more.
Don't be shy.
Don't be shy, put some more.
Tell me when (laughs).
- [Dallas] Is it still the coffee?
- And we're back!
Should I do that again?
- [Dallas] I mean, you don't have to.
Seems like you want to.
(slides)
- And we're back!
I'm so full.
But I give your day of eating,
I think I give it a seven and a half.
- [Dallas] Out of 10.
- Yeah, this was good.
I enjoyed it!
There was nothing, except for the Oreo
that I absolutely did not like.
And maybe a bit too much coffee.
It's 6 p.m.
I can still feel it.
Seven and a half for eating.
10 out of 10 for hair growth.
And that's it for this video!
Thank you, guys so much for watching as always.
Leave in the comments down below
who you would like to see me eat like next.
I love you very much and I'll see you in the next one.
Bye!
I know you're eating but can you just take one little break
from your dinner to give everyone a kiss?
(kisses)
Good girl!
(Dallas laughs)
- [Dallas] You're doing great!