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- Hi, little Wormies.
- Wormies?
It's MaYos. - Wormies.
- MaYos for Max and Yos. - Wormies.
- Okay, guys, comment below.
Let us know who's right.
What do you wanna be called?
MaYos. - Wormies.
- Hey, babe, what are you doing today?
- So we've seen this types of videos
kind of floating around since we started our channel
about how couples kiss.
And each couple has their own style.
We've never shown you our style.
You've seen us kiss one too many times,
but we've never taught you guys how to kiss.
This first kiss is a classic one that you can use on anyone
from your dog, to your cat, to your neighbor,
and to your grandma.
- I'm guessing you're not talking about French kiss?
Okay, what is it?
Is it the peck on the cheek?
- It is the (bleep). - What?
- It's the peck.
Of course, it's the peck.
Do you know how to give a good peck?
- I like the good pecks.
- Okay, let's try it.
Max needs a lot of coaching with his kisses
ever since we started dating.
- No, you need a lot of coaching.
- You know the Japanese sound they make
when you give that peck?
Chu~
- The Japanese knows how to do it.
I would suggest making a little noise.
'Cause it's really fucking adorable.
- When Yos gives Brutus pecks,
he always make that weird noise.
(laughs)
All right, what the hell?
- He's so traumatized by that noise.
Every time I make it, he runs away.
- He gets triggered.
- Yeah, okay, so that's the first peck.
You say like, you know we're gonna show you, like,
our signature kiss.
- Which is?
- I don't know.
(laughs)
(beeps)
- Okay, Yos now wants me to tell you
that we're gonna show you our signature kiss,
although I don't know which one it is.
Okay, so now we're gonna show you our signature kiss.
What is it? - This.
(giggles)
You sit on the person's lap
and then you look at them in the eyes
and then you smile with your eyes and your mouth,
but not too wide,
or they're gonna think you're creepy, right?
- You smize. - You smize.
- I don't know what's happening.
- And then you come slowly to their face.
And then you open your mouth.
Our signature kiss is, basically, whatever the vibe is.
If the vibe calls for a tongue, then you give them tongue.
You have to figure out the vibe.
And then you just go with the flow.
- You just like to call it signature kiss,
although you don't know what you're doing.
- Okay, so this is our signature kiss.
- What we just did was two pecks and then lick of a tongue.
So I guess that's our signature kiss.
- Is it? - Yeah.
- Let me try again.
Pretty much, it's like two small pecks
and a little French kiss.
- We just figured it out.
- Wow, I did not even know it was our signature kiss.
- I know, me neither.
Go practice with your doll.
- Your right hand.
- Have you ever done that?
Like, when you were in high school, practicing to kissing.
- 100%.
(laughing)
Although this is more like you're practicing
how to (beep) a butthole. - Stop it.
No, Yos.
Bad Yos.
- Why would you practice how to make out with that?
Like, that looks like a butthole.
- Stop it, stop it.
YouTube, Yos!
Okay, I have a list on my phone of different kisses
that I wanna try.
- Let's try it.
- Well, okay, number one would be French kiss.
Now, how do we French kiss?
Well, you find a French man.
You find someone
who's willing to put his tongue inside your mouth.
- Pretty much, right? - Right.
There's a right way to French kiss,
and there's a bad way to French kiss.
- What's a bad way to French kiss?
- You just don't go all in
and helicopter inside someone's mouth.
This is the bad the way to French kiss.
- Let's do the good way and then the bad way.
Well, let's do the bad way first, okay?
This is what not to do. - Okay, you do it.
(laughs)
- Don't do that.
- Don't try to choke someone with your tongue
and shove it down his throat.
The way to do it, gently.
Some people go clockwise or counterclockwise.
You just need to agree with the person.
- Or just do like.
- No, that's a wrong way to do it.
Don't do that.
Just a little bit like this slow motion.
- Yeah. - Don't do that.
- You said do that. - You were not doing this.
You were doing this.
- Like this. - Yeah, sure.
Let me teach you the right way finally.
I never had that conversation with you,
but this is the right way.
Come closer.
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(giggles)
Follow the motion.
That's how you French kiss. - Okay.
- Like, it's important to have those conversation
with your lover to know, you know, what you like.
It's okay to teach him
if he doesn't have that much skill in it, you know?
That's what I did with Yos. - Okay, sure bro.
- So this one's more of a simple and very sweet kiss.
It's called the single lip kiss.
So you approach your partner,
you open your mouth a little bit and then you lock
into their lip.
Either their top one or their bottom one.
I like to go for the top because I have a fat bottom lip.
So I like to let them enjoy that.
But it really depends on your preference.
- Just learned about your fat bottom lip.
- Really, look isn't it fat?
- It's kissable.
- Like I don't have a top lip, but I have a bottom.
- I don't have a top lip either.
- You don't have either.
- I don't have either.
(laughs)
I have no lips I'm a white dude.
Alright by the way every time you kiss.
- If you get caught doing that, I'm so sorry.
(laughs)
- You're come in too.
That's a good one.
- Hold on I didn't have the time to enjoy your lip.
- Okay.
(laughs)
- You can have your eyes open until your kiss.
Otherwise you have,
you can aim weirdly enough on this forehead or his lip.
Well that's good.
Okay, the next one is the lizard kiss.
You know, how lizard,
just kiss with their two tongues without mouth touching.
- It's a little gross, but I'll do it.
- But you don't sit there for a long,
you just like touch tongues.
- Okay.
(laughs)
- I've never in my life done that before.
- Yes you did.
- With who?
- Me.
- Okay, that was the first and last time I think.
I don't like it.
(laughs)
- This one's called the American kiss.
It's just like a French kiss but without the tongue.
- How do you do that?
- I don't know actually.
Let's try it.
- So it's just... - It's just the lips.
- Okay, mouth open, like wide mouth,
but without the tongue, just like.
I get it.
I get this.
- I hate it. - Do that again.
It's like kissing someone without a teeth.
(laughs)
- I think you have to align yourself like this.
- Is like kissing a grandpa.
- Isn't it weird.
Maybe we're doing it wrong.
So if someone knows how American kiss work,
you can comment below.
- The next type of kiss that we're gonna do,
is called the ice kiss.
- You put a ice cube in your mouth
and while kissing you let it,
you could be French kissing and you let it melt.
- Okay.
- What a big piece, you're gonna be cold I warn you.
- Okay.
(laughs)
You keep it.
So it turns watery.
It feels like the other one
is drooling too much in your mouth.
- It's actually kind of fun, I like it.
- You liked it? - I like it.
It's a good sensation.
- I guess you could also do that with a popsicle.
- That was my favorite one so far I think.
- So far, more than our signature one?
- Yeah. - What?
(laughs)
- I'm kidding, our signature one is a 10 out of 10.
- And the next one is the nibble kiss.
You just nibble on the bottom lips.
Just a little, not too hard because some people
when they're drunk or whatever,
they feel that they wanna bite too hard
and that's how you end up with ulcers in your mouth.
Don't do that.
- Just breath and keep repeating in your head.
Don't be horny.
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- You do it.
You try it.
I have no lip though.
(laughs)
- Don't do that.
- Okay, okay, you go for it.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- It's like biting, a gummy bear.
- But don't bite it.
- So this one's a lip trace kiss.
It's probably one of the hornier ones
out of the ones on our list.
When you're approaching your partner's lip,
you wanna trace their lip with your tongue.
Let me see if I can do this gently.
- You can do it also by moving your head around.
No, that's too much. - You go like this.
Now the next, one's a bit more.
I'll just say artsy.
It's not really with the lips,
you're gonna kiss with your eyelashes.
How do we say that?
- The butterfly kiss.
- It's a butterfly kiss
so you just bat your eyelashes next to your partners.
- So make sure your partner doesn't have pink eye.
- Yos likes to do it to me sometime
I'm just like laying down and he'll come next
to me and do that.
When Yos give me soft.
The other one.
- That's the only acceptable kiss
where you can open your eyes.
Next one is the Spiderman kiss.
So if you're a fan of Tom Holland and Zendaya,
this one's for you.
- Spiderman kiss.
- So you spot hot guy lying on the floor
and then you just give them a good old spidey kiss.
- Spiderman.
- I want more, my hero.
Okay since now we're in the special cases category.
The next one is the earlobe kiss.
So basically you put your partner's earlobe between
your lips and then you let your tongue do the work.
(laughs)
Yos can't do it to me
because my earlobes are almost non-existent.
- Yeah. - But you have.
- I have Buddha lobes.
- You have rooms to play with.
(laughs)
- So ticklish.
- I don't know why I always make those noises
when I kiss you, you know.
- So this next one is a good one during
this pandemic season,
you're not allowed to physically touch any one.
So you just do a simple air kiss.
- When you're that close to someone or kissing it,
make sure you brush your teeth before, you don't smell
your coffee from the morning.
- Floss every day and brush your tongue.
- Stop it.
All right, the next one did I pick would be
the underwater kiss,
but since we're not in the pool right now.
Is not a good idea to kiss underwater
when you have water in your mouth.
(laughs)
- Next one is the Eskimo kiss.
It's a pretty popular one where you just rub
your nose together.
- And then you do that when it's cold outside,
then you have your scarf all there
or you haven't brushed your teeth, that works still.
- This next one is really hot actually.
It's called the chin kiss.
When you wanna show your dominance to someone.
- What really?
- So this is something that I do a lot with you.
When I'm showing dominance.
(laughs)
You grab their chin,
you direct it towards your direction,
and then you're like.
That one's cute actually.
- All right, so the hotness level
will get a bit higher with the next kiss.
The next kiss is a vampire kiss.
Everyone knows what it represent
is you gonna bite the neck while kissing it
at the same time.
Like this.
I like doing that.
I have the teeth for it.
(laughs)
- Okay.
- I love that, I love actually when Yos does that.
- You know why I think I don't like it.
- You're too ticklish.
- Yeah, but like, there's a reason for it.
Cause I feel like my ancestors were bitten by vampires,
now I don't like people touching my neck.
You know what I mean?
- Did you just fart.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Did you just fart on me.
(laughs)
You know what it means?
Your story's full of shit.
Oh, that's too hard.
You have to bite gently, you hurt me.
More here.
So ticklish.
- So next one is called the jawline kiss.
So you start at the jaw and then you work your way towards
this area right here.
And you just...
- You start here and then you move up.
This is sweet, you want me to try?
The last one on our list is the wet kiss.
So it's basically just like a make-out session.
But with a lot of licking involved.
- It's like a horny version of the French kiss.
I just farted again.
- The romance is gone.
I don't want it anymore.
Hold on let it pass.
That's enough for YouTube.
And we'll leave you guys to it and to experiment.
Oh no.
There's actually a final kind of kiss I wanna do.
- It's Brutus kisses.
Brutus!
It's Brutus kisses.
- He wants to kiss you too.
He want to kiss back.
- I hope you guys enjoyed watching us kiss on camera.
- It's me or it's getting hot in here.
- It's been hot.
I'm flustered.
Okay, bye guys.
See you next time.
We'll see you on our extra content on maxandyos.com.
- Bye.
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