that part of the country i'm not too familiar with i've been through there but i've never
worked there you you used to do college dates and so forth i never went to college you went
to ball state that's right now how did you know i wanted to because you're my whole life
anyway it's good to see you guys i'm delighted you're making a lot
of money you're in a big theater i don't think it's gonna last
nice to see you you look terrific don why you heard something bad no i didn't how's frank
doing is he he's great he's great i always tell him he's great otherwise he could hurt the family
i remember one day i said you don't look good now i got an aunt walking around like this no
you know let me mention something here we're going
to do our show this television show in los angeles in in may i think the
week of may 13th oh that's exciting i'm going to drop my pants and fire a rocket
anyway the the picture is going to be real dynamite joe how big is your part in the
movie seriously well when you see it are you like a coaster not like an extra are you like an extra
i'm not an extrovert do you have lines in the movies no i don't have
lines no i don't have lunch i just stand there and i wet my pants
what's happened so they they really were then they really must have been it's a talkie familiar
with your work yeah i know i understand that norma desmond comes in at the end and faints
what the hell do you think we're doing here i don't know it's a big movie
it's a big movie in your store and you're starting to see me just come in and ask
if we need any more ice i came out here with a good attitude now you're scamming
just me
we're having fun tonight uh don it's a pleasure to see you again
and and the next your wife is so nice and so reasonable and so down to earth and so
intelligent you know i get the feeling that to to marry you she must have been tricked oh no [ __ ]
was going so nicely turned on man turned on me for no reason
no we're married 31 years she's a lovely woman on the wedding night she just
please you never saw her anyway uh it doesn't make your kind of money then you and your uh
you jump right over that when i bring up the money every time i've been on this
show every time i discuss what you make it's like oh please i don't know what i'm doing
meanwhile you're in connecticut saying to your girlfriend uh put it in the other truck
hey folks for the money you're paying this is a riot that's right
murdoch now why are you yelling i'm right here rupert murdoch rupert murdoch's
another millionaire he's in australia running around going i think i can get to that tree
hey folks i thought that was dynamite
but i know you're not a emotional your family you never you never hugged a guy
in other words if i'm a hugger stand up for a second i don't hurt you
yeah no i wouldn't but you come over here but you're not the kind of guy
see well let me just let me just say when two jews meet on the highway they go i think
i don't want him out here
good to see you randy good to see you telling people how bad your show's doing
but the show i guarantee if you're there really for 2 000 bucks when they see me because i'm
not going to do it a regular show and have a bottle of vodka drop my pants and fire a flag
we're having the the big debate it's going to be a george w bush and al w
gore and that night we're trying to you know spice it up a little bit that night we'd like
you to come by and at some point during the evening drop your pants and fire a rocket
i said let's have dinner and dave goes no place i mean that he goes up to connecticut
i understand you have a lovely young lady but you stay under the bed and she goes yes he can
did you watch your diet yeah sure like i have a steak once in a while and you don't have to always
say isn't that right all of that you don't have to be that that attentive you don't have to be
don't give me that he gives me that crap like he's interested
i mean i'm 81 but this isn't gone yet
look at this paul said 81 he looks it i should i should talk though right yeah
yeah little [ __ ] with glasses will you hey no no it's all right cause he means you with the
love you mean it with all the love right no i don't no no no i'll be honest i never liked you
you worked with clark gable remember clock gable yes sir oh boy bert lancaster yeah first movie
i ever did came on the on the in those days it was united and it was submarine picture
they didn't go on location i talked to him because i could go someplace with him
fair enough now
denzel
when you're married 43 years you guys i don't know anybody
out there but if you're married in 43 years wow
you just don't hit the bones one two three you know what i'm saying
and if you're jewish just circle a bed and get an estimate there's a lot of wise
guys and then you know everybody was veto boom boom charlie babarano you know yeah
but it was great because if you wanted a cup of coffee today if you want coffee or eggs you got
to go boom four stamps three vice presidents two secretaries right before you get anything in those
days doing hey give the kid whatever he wants and then grab his daughter and twist the room
my luck a couple of those guys will be alive and you'll see me up here like this
now are are any of those guys still alive they're all dead that's good thank
god because it could be dangerous if you're talking about there's no chance they're dead
are you sure if they're not dead i got a problem wow
ronald reagan was was great i mean i kidded him when he was the governor
and i did the roads there's one guy who went yeah
is he around
you know that he's making pancakes
these are little i understand thank you thank you just to keep me going because you're no help
i know anyway you were single in those days right i was in heat yeah anyway
i can hardly wait till the show to be over to get this going again yeah anyway
you're laughing that joke's gonna cost me i'm married 45 years and when i get back
to the hotel she's going to say let's hear that thing about the leg again
and this time make me laugh
frank fix me up with this one girl oh i never got margie on anyone she said don i got this girl for
you she's perfect and she was blonde kind of cute glasses you know and a little space like
you a little space a little space in her front teeth between her front teeth yeah and every time
and every time we made love she started a whistle
i didn't know if i stooped or made tea
now that i'm on the show again every time i come back i'm i'm very inspired and
things have gone well for me and i owe a lot to you for being so kind to me and my
my family and we have a big home now with hunting dogs
johnny went away and i thought carson was all i thought it'd be the end for me and then
you came along with that booming personality
made it so nice yeah i love you well i love you too i think the world heavy
here now don rickles dropping his pants and firing a rocket here we go stand by get ready
firing or rocking
all right come on in boys here we go
what is
it
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