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welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst things the seinfeld gang has done
play now thinks i got problems in both
legs for this list we'll be looking at
the most messed up misdeeds jerry george
elaine or kramer committed either
individually or collectively what do you
think is the worst thing any of these
characters did let us know in the
comments
number 10 making jerry make a phony
emergency phone call george costanza was
so committed to laziness that he once
converted his desk and his yankee
stadium office into the perfect napping
space i finally found a way to sleep in
my office
under the desk huh i lie on my back i
tuck in the chair i'm invisible sounds
like a really cool fort
things go great until his boss mr
steinbrenner enters and waits for george
to show up while george could have just
fessed up we know that's not the
costanza way he instead opted to phone a
friend while trapped under his desk
hello
after asking jerry to lie about a
violent threat to get steinbrenner out
george's plan backfires tremendously
just received a call there's a bomb in
the building
a bomb on the building oh my god quick
everybody under the desk he ultimately
ends up even closer to his boss and
eventually loses his beloved desk bed
looks like there's more compartments
underneath compartments underneath
that's probably where it is okay boys
little rip
we understand that the lazy george
wanted a comfy napping spot but faking a
serious threat is a little too far to go
for comfort number nine taking a dog
elaine is not shy about showing her
frustration with others not only does
she have trouble getting humans to
listen to her but she has a strained
relationship with animals
when a neighbor's incessantly barking
dog robs her of sleep elaine takes
drastic measures i was just curious if
if i were interested in availing myself
of your services
what exactly would you do
well elaine
there's any number of things that i
could do she asks for cramer and newman
to help him relocate the canine while
the dog makes it back safe and sound the
culprits aren't so lucky elaine newman
and kramer are all charged with crimes
against man's best friend even she has
to concede that she's not exactly going
down the right path i gotta make some
changes
i'm not a woman
i'm a child she's doggone right here
number eight breaking off an engagement
when elaine starts dating kurt a man
with a shaved head she shows just how
shallow she could be she urges him to
grow out his hair after seeing an old
photo i shaved my head for my swim team
i just like the way it looks so i kept
it
are you saying that i could be dating
this hair
with you under it unfortunately it's
revealed that he's going bald despite
this concern elaine initially accepts
his marriage proposal but everything
changes after a mix-up and his shaven
head gets him mistaken for george mr
costanza you're under arrest for aiding
and abetting a known fugitive
save it we know you're bald upset about
his balding condition kurt gets into an
altercation with a cop and is put in
prison for 10 to 14 months upon
realizing he'll be fully bald when he
gets out elaine breaks off the
engagement right on the spot did she
really have to kick him so badly about
his biggest insecurity when he was
already down
10 to 14 months
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number seven faking a medical condition
george will go to some truly despicable
places to exploit even the smallest
loophole while he is temporarily relying
on a cane he interviews with a company
called play now after executives assume
george has a physical disability
they make him a formal offer complete
with his own restroom when do i start
whenever you feel that you're able
you need a hand here
yeah what the hell he only further
commits to the lie after getting into an
accident with his other leg is there
something wrong with your other leg
no no just the uh the old handicap
acting up but your cane's on the wrong
side
oh well that's uh
that's just cause we're
standing on opposite sides after play
gives george a motorized scooter his
hubris finally gets the best of him and
he's left both exposed and humiliated he
definitely deserved to be embarrassed
for lying about physical disabilities
for so long luckily karma hits hard and
fast in the seinfeld universe george
your legs
are you a religious man sir
no
eat hickory
number six mugging an old lady while
jerry tends to be a little more
level-headed than some of his friends
he's not above going as low as they do
after feeling slighted by susan's
parents george's folks secretly take
back a marble rye that they had already
gifted you stole the bread
it's my bread they didn't eat it why
should i leave it there
because we brought it for them well
apparently it wasn't good enough for
them to surf
is it possible they took it back
who would bring a bread and take it back
those people that's who this leaves
costanza and jerry racing to replace it
before anyone notices it's gone
unfortunately an older woman at the
bakery gets the last marble ride uh
excuse me
i know this is gonna sound crazy but i i
have to have that ride so it's a long
story but a person's whole future may
depend on it well i'm sorry after jerry
pleads and even offers to pay double
what it's worth he opts to wrestle it
out of her arms and dash off
stop it
i want that ride lady
someone help shut up you old pigs
we've heard of fly fishing but not rye
fishing but no matter what you call as
crime it didn't pay off the scheme is
ultimately exposed and the theft turns
out to be all for nothing
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number five buying a faulty wheelchair
after kramer urges george to park in a
space reserved for people with physical
disabilities a woman in a wheelchair who
needed the space is injured hey what's
going on some jerk parked in the
handicapped spot so this woman in a
wheelchair had to wheel up this incline
and halfway up her batteries gave out
and she rolled backwards into the wall
normally you'd expect them both to get
distance from the victim however creamer
meets and falls for the woman that got
hurt even resolves to get her a new
wheelchair all right now we got to go
out we got to buy a wheelchair a
wheelchair what for well you know i went
to the hospital today i saw the woman
you know and the wheelchair is totaled
we got to get her another one while this
is a noble gesture in theory the
execution was terrible because kramer
and george purchased a wheelchair with
bad brakes she predictably gets into
another accident and rightly breaks
things off with him 240 bucks
well that was slightly used
used
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while george deserves blame for
listening to his friend kramer deserves
more blame for putting this chain of
events into motion
number four laughing at an act of crime
in the show's final installment we were
reminded that the four main characters
are a problem both individually and as a
group when they witness a man being held
up they don't assist or call for help
instead they make a mockery out of him
but the joke soon on them by making fun
of him instead of helping they violated
a local law under arrest what for
article 223-7 of the latham county penal
code
what no no we didn't do anything that's
exactly right the law requires you to
help or assist anyone in danger as long
as it's reasonable to do so when they're
made to stand trial for this crime a
number of people the group has burned
testify against them and confirmed
they're not great people how long was
this book overdue 25 years
we don't call them delinquent after that
long what do you call them criminals
this trial is a great summary of all the
terrible crimes they've gotten away with
over the years after everything they've
done a year in prison was more than a
fair sentence so uh anyone from cell
block d i am i'll talk slower
i'm kidding i love cell block d my
friend george is in cell block d
number three knocking people over to
escape a fire in pretty much any given
situation the first person george thinks
about is himself that means he's the
last person you'd want to have around in
an emergency when a fire breaks out at a
birthday party for his girlfriend's son
george panics he knocks over children a
birthday clown and even his girlfriend's
grandmother on his way to the exit
george's actions made an already
dangerous situation even more unsafe
but to make matters worse he also has
the nerve to act like he was being noble
instead of cowardly but you yelled get
out of my way
because
as the leader if i die then
all help is lost a firefighter from the
episode thankfully said what we were all
thinking i risked my life
making sure that exit was clear
other questions
how do you live with yourself
it's not easy number two making his
girlfriend sleepy to play with her toys
while jerry has made mistakes with his
many girlfriends over the course of the
show he arguably treated celia the worst
when he discovers that she has a classic
toy collection he's crushed that he
can't play with him
they're priceless
they've never been played with i just
want to touch him a little i said no
now come here but he doesn't do the
adult thing and accepts it instead jerry
comes up with various ways to make celia
drowsy with everything from pain
relievers to turkey dinners while she's
knocked out he and eventually george and
elaine all play with the toys although
it's played for laughs this drowsy
scheme is extremely problematic hey last
night i found a whole weeble village
right behind the easy bake oven
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fortunately kramer makes sure celia puts
a stop to jerry's immature and horrible
behavior you think you can drug me and
play with my toys you've got another
thing coming back go girl
what kind of woman drinks an entire box
of wine
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
making someone sick elaine intentionally
spreads germs to a co-worker to get
revenge
all right you think i've got germs i'll
give you some germs
how about something for your keyboard
huh
how about for your stapler
not giving mouth-to-mouth in a
life-or-death situation jerry isn't
exactly noble well
go ahead
you knocked them out
yeah but you pulled them in
do it burning down a cabin being
careless with a cigar has major
consequences oh my god the cabin what
are you two doing here look at that
you didn't
my cubans digging up a grave after
kramer accidentally causes the death of
a parrot jerry defiles the bird's grave
hey kramer i dug fredo up now let's cut
him open
oh my god
hey neighbor buying art from someone he
thinks will die soon george clearly
cares more about money than the value of
human life he's gonna be okay
where's the luck
there's no luck
nineteen hundred dollars down the drain
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number one being responsible for his
fiancee's death with the date of his
wedding to susan fast approaching george
schemes to find a way out of the
engagement without addressing the issue
head-on why don't you just break it off
with her tell her it's over
i can't
why not because i can't face that scene
do you know what kind of a scene that
would be i'd rather be unhappy for the
rest of my life than going through
something like that but the ceremony is
cancelled due to susan's untimely
passing the culprit well it turns out
that george opted to buy cheap wedding
invitations that happen to have a toxic
adhesive susan expires after licking too
many notices for her special day while
this was an unfortunate accident it
wouldn't have happened if george wasn't
so cheap or if he had handled the
wedding situation with maturity and he
further makes himself look bad by not
being sad over the news she's
gone
what's that
she expired
are you sure unsurprisingly his friends
aren't that devastated either we're
still shocked that george and seinfeld
went this far dead
i'm
so sorry george
yeah
me too
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