- YOU HAVE GOOD WEEKEND? EVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
audience: YEAH!
- MY WEEKEND--THANK YOU FOR ASKING--WAS CRAZY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
"CRAZY" ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT WORD.
MY WEEKEND WAS SPICY. IT WAS VERY SPICY.
I SPENT SATURDAY NIGHT ORGANIZING MY SPICE RACK.
[laughter]
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HAD A WILDER WEEKEND THAN I HAD.
I DON'T KNOW; MAYBE YOU HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK
AND DISCOVERED YOU HAD A HIDDEN TALENT,
MAYBE LIKE THIS WOMAN IN OUR AUDIENCE JUST A MINUTE AGO.
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[cheers and applause]
AND THERE'S A FEW MORE PEOPLE
THAT I WOULD LIKE FOR THEM TO SHARE THEIR TALENT WITH YOU.
IT'S OUR HIDDEN AUDIENCE TALENTS.
AND THE FIRST PERSON IS RICKY RYBA.
HEY, RICKY. - HI, ELLEN.
- WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I LIVE IN MARINA DEL REY, AND I'M A NAVAL OFFICER.
- WONDERFUL.
[cheers and applause]
- THANK YOU. - WONDERFUL.
AND WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
- I CAN DO SOME THINGS WITH MY STOMACH.
[laughter]
- WELL, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT?
DO YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR IT?
- I DO NEED TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
- AW, THAT'S A SHAME.
[cheers and applause]
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[cheers and applause]
[audience yelling]
- WOW.
[cheers and applause]
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
- THANK YOU.
- I BET YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS ARE VERY IMPRESSED WITH THAT.
- YEAH, RIGHT?
- YEAH. ALL RIGHT, RICKY, THANK YOU.
DON'T PUT YOUR SHIRT ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN STAND ON OVER THERE.
THANK YOU.
[cheers and applause]
OUR NEXT BIT OF ENTERTAINMENT IS FROM KENAN HEPPE,
"HEPPY," HEPPE?
WHERE DO YOU LIVE, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I JUMP BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN L.A.
AND THE PLACE I HAVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, JESSICA, IN OREGON,
AND I'M A CHEMIST.
- WOW, IMPRESSIVE.
WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
- I PLAY THE PIANO.
- ALL RIGHTY. - YEAH.
- A LOT OF PEOPLE PLAY THE PIANO.
THAT'S NOT--
ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE A PIANO HERE?
SEEMS TO BE A HULA-HOOP OVER THERE AS WELL.
[laughter]
AH.
I SHOULD MOVE THAT PIANO RIGHT NOW.
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.
[laughter]
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[playing classical music]
[cheers and applause]
- WHOA!
[laughs]
- WOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
STAND OVER THERE NEXT TO RICKY.
[cheers and applause]
THE NEXT PERSON IS MIKAYLA CLARK.
WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
- I FLIP. - YOU FLIP?
- YEAH.
- LIKE, BACKWARDS, FORWARDS?
- BACKWARDS. - BACKWARDS.
A LOT?
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, ARE WE GONNA SEE IT RIGHT HERE?
- YEAH.
- THIS ALWAYS SCARES ME
WHEN I SEE PEOPLE DOING BACKWARDS FLIPS.
IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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[cheers and applause]
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
I MAY SEND YOU OUT ON THE STREET TO DO IT.
I MAY ACTUALLY THINK--
BECAUSE I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN
TO SEND YOU OUT ON THE STREET AND...
[cheers and applause]
NOT IN THE STREET. NOT IN THE STREET.
- YEAH. - ON THE SIDEWALK.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR TALENTS WITH US.
YOU'RE EACH GETTING A 50-INCH INSIGNIA TV
FOR DOING THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[cheers and applause]
AND WE NOW SHALL ALL DANCE.
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