[both] What?
You're at the [unintelligible]
[unintelligible]
No, no, no, Piper don't, don't, don't!
You have arrived at your destination.
How did you... know how to...
I know what an emergency brake is.
I have a driver's license.
Established.
We get it.
[screaming] Wow, I can drive!
You can what?
I can drive... a car.
Look what the Department of Motor Vehicles sent me.
A driver's license?
How'd you get one of these?
It's probably a mistake.
You know, you don't have to use your walkie talkie,
I'm right here.
Right.
I'll run down the block!
No, no, no, you don't need to run down the block!
Okay. All right. [sighing]
Dude, you can't keep this.
[chuckles] Yes, I can!
This came from the Swellview DMV to me.
So just stay out of my beezeers.
So, how are you guys getting to the airport?
Piper's driving us.
'Cause I have a driver's license.
Yeah, which they sent you by mistake.
Still valid.
Oh, hey, Henry.
Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
After I drop mom and dad at the airport,
we're going to go see a movie.
With Piper?
Yes, I work with all boys, I need a break.
Sorry to drop in like this.
But actually not sorry at all.
Sarcastic sorry.
Sorry Castic.
Hey, who's flying the Man Copter?!
My sister!
But that's my job.
[Piper] I have a helicopter license.
[both] Established.
Is it?
[Piper] It is now! Hi!
I think we can both agree that your mom is beautiful.
What?
But calling your house right now, it does not help us.
Yes, it does, dude, my sister has a driver's license.
What? Isn't she like 12?
They sent her a license by mistake.
We've established this many times.
Okay, so we call your sister...
Who loves Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Ah and we tell her to come pick us up...
And bring us back to Swellview.
And then we can finally finish movie day.
What? No, dude. The bomb, Whistling Susie,
we have to deactivate it.
Oh, right, got it. [chuckles]
What is wrong with me today?
I don't know.
O-Okay, I'll get there as quick as I can.
White Shadow out.
So what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna get a shovel from your garage
and go to the Swellview Cemetery.
And how are you gonna get there?
- I don't know. - [chuckles] I do.
They sent you that driver's license
by mistake.
Hey. Did this come from the DMV?
Yeah.
And the DMV is a government agency, right?
I-I guess.
And the government doesn't make mistakes,
does it?
Well.
Slow down!
Yeehoo!
Turn right! Turn right!
You know, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble
if Mom catches you wearing her makeup.
Mom's not gonna find out!
Well... where are you going dressed up like that?
To a club with my girls.
What club?
Club Eleven.
Well, you've got to be at least ten years old to get in
to Club Eleven.
Well, I'm 11 years old tonight. See?
This isn't your library card.
It's Mindy Flavins.
Duh! I bought it off her.
Well, you better hope Mom and Dad don't find out.
All right, it's almost four o'clock,
we'd better get to work.
Oh, no, we're good. Piper's gonna to drive us.
No. I don't like it when Piper drives us.
Why? She has a driver's license.
Only because the state gave her one by mistake.
Still valid.
[honking]
- Is that Piper? - Yeah.
Hey, Piper! Quit honking the horn!
[honking]
Love you, too!
[honking]
Uh, okay, fine, I'll do it.
Great.
While you are doing that, I'm going to take a little trip
out to the woods to see if I can find
some of those Yerban moths.
Ooh, do you need some help?
Sure do, Piper wanna come with me?
I'll drive. I have a license.
Established.
[gasping]
Dude, just stop!
Look, Piper, um, I'm actually on the way to see Booman Group,
so, uh, I can't really talk--
Dad swallowed my house key.
What? Dad did what?
Uh, what'd your silly dad do now?
[groaning]
He's all confused and he was fiddling
with my keychain and when I wasn't looking,
he swallowed my house key!
Oh, my God.
- What's wrong? - What's going on?
What is wrong?
My Dad had mouth surgery
and then he swallowed my sister's house key.
Wait, wait, wait. Your dad is on pain medication,
and he's driving your car?
No, my sister's driving, okay?
Isn't she like 12?
Yeah, they sent her license
- by mistake. - I don't understand.
Dude, this has all been established.
I want to go home.
Tell Piper to come pick me up.
Just drive yourself.
Kid Danger has the keys, come on!
Piper has a license. We've established this.
You know, it's funny.
I feel like ten minutes ago, I told you to drive yourself,
but you're still talking and not driving.
When I said that to you earlier, it was hilarious.
But when you say it to me, it's just mean.
- Excuse me, Piper. - Yes?
Is there anyway you could, uh, drive a little faster?
We need to drive faster.
But that would be speeding.
I can't break the law.
Little girl, we are the law.
We need to drive faster.
[music playing]
[rock music playing]
[honking]
Get out of the way!
[rock music playing]
[honking]
Don't touch him.
So, he talks and stuff?
Nah, he just picks up phrases and repeats things sometimes.
Auto, say sweet 'stache, Jasper.
Sweet 'stache, Jasper!
Hey, Hey.
[chuckles] I gotta go grab his bird seed
from my car. I have a driver's license.
- Sent by mistake. - Established.
Hey, will you guys hurry up?!
I'm parked in a handicap spot!
You're not supposed to do that.
I'm also not supposed to have a driver's license, but I do.
- Now, let's go. - All right, just a sec.
Yeah, okay.
Hey, what up, dog? Happy V-Day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
You got to be at least 13 to get in.
Well, we're all 14.
Wrong. I know, Piper. You're all nine.
Uh, I'm not Piper.
My name is Judy Glickman.
This I.D. is fake, Judy.
Okay, are you gonna make this a thing?
Sorry, kid. Rules are rules.
You'd better not.
[groaning]
Come on, girls.
I'm still in charge!