Today is a very special day.
It's actually
Brett's birthday, 3rd of March,
and...
being such a good friend that I am,
such a team ensemble player,
I thought,
"What not a better gift
to buy Brett for his birthday,
than
a viola?"
I just drove to the uh, instrument shop
I'm about to go buy a viola
Now,
I don't wanna be seen buying a viola, so,
(I'm) gonna have to disguise myself
to hide my identity from the...
the shame.
All these violas
I think I like the one before,
how much is that?
The other one?
Four and a half thousand
I think I'll get this one.
Time to give it to Brett!
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Bretty Bang!
*laughs*
Nah. I don't know who you are
You're upgraded...
to violist rank!
How did you get this viola?
I bought it.
For you, bro, it's your birthday present.
After twenty- twenty-one years of violin,
you're finally upgraded
So bad...
Did you actually?
Yeah, I bought it
- Is it? - It's for you, It's yours
Hip, hip, viola!
That is so bad
I'm like, happy but not.
I'm actually a little disappointed
Hey Brett, do you wanna play something for us?
On your new viola!
*ZOOM INTENSIFIES*
OH!
- Brett, hurry up and play some viola - Oh, God damn
For- for the fans
- So this is my birthday gift? - Yeah
I thought you just borrowed it
Nah, nah.
Well
That's how bad the case is
It's fitting for viola.
Ugh!
Oh...
What are you doing?
*laughs* Hello
that's uh- my son
His name is Kachikawawa
Little Yang
Yin Yang
(You saw me, yeah you did)
(I know that shit)
Who is he?
Doesn't matter.
Anyway
Alright
Dude, this case is...
Are you sure this is new?
Yeah
Dude, I got the budget version, man
Dude, this is budget as fu-
If you don't like it, just burn it
Would that make us more money on YouTube?-
Oh, that majestic...
C string
Spend ten racks on a C string
might be love...
Dude
What?
Rosin
There's no ro- oh there IS rosin
So much
it's pre-rosined for you
Four fine tuners!
'cause violists need that shi-
Yeah, I got the cheapest one
Dude
Sounds pretty um...
original
Listen to the sound
Can you get a refund?
No, but you can... I kept the receipt for tax claiming purposes
It's like
it's like a...
Nah, I can't say it
It's like an unwanted...
unwanted uh...
Just watch our video
The vio- the birth of the viola
*laughs* Yeah
Which actually just happened, just came out of this thing
*Viola giving birth*
What does it say?
Student Plus
Dude, that's...
It's quality
Happy birthday, man
Thanks, man
To myself
- Still sounds better than my violin - What?
Nah, just kidding *laughs*
I was like, what?
"Viola gang" x8
"Spend ten racks on a C string"