A: I got a Snapchat
G: Yeah remember when Allison said she would never get Snapchat, and talked shit about it all the time? Now she has a Snapchat.
A: Because there are brand opportunities
G: Oh I see, money was involved.
A: Yeah money was involved , then I found out it wasn't money and they just wanted to send me free clothes. So I said "no thank you, I only like money"
G: I wanna bring up something else, uh,
you only Snapchat back and forth with this girl from your work
A: Yes. I met a blonde lesbian in there named Rachel. We formed this like unlikely Odd Couple Duo
G: Are you fucking serious right now?
A: We snap back and forth all day, we're like BFFs at work. It's so funny because people are like "oh my god, we love your dynamic together"
G: That doesn't remind you of anything?
A: She's full gay
G: I will not have you snapping other women in my presence.
A: It's not the same baby!
G: mm-hmm
A: It's not the same. We'll never have what, it's just new and fresh.
G: Oh!
A: And it's not the same, what we have is so much deeper.
G: uh-huh.
A: She's just younger you know.
G: Good bye!
-JBU instrumental music intro-
A: What does Auto-Tune sound like?
G: what?
A: Like if I were to do the song auto-tune what would that sound like?
G: -robot singing voice- like a robot voice
A: Great, great, great.
-nasally mimic of Gaby's robot voice- this week we have an international question, international question
G: No it's too high pitch
A: -voice goes deeper- international question
G: It's too high pitch
A: Genevieve, Melbourne. Do you think if you tuned in late you would know I was auto-tuning it?
G: No.
A: How do you help a friend with mental illness?
G: Just don't judge Allison, and I understand that a lot of her stuff is coming from like her OCD, and her anxiety, and depression.
A: You have a lot problems as well.
G: I do not. We have two brands on this show one brand is mental illness, and one brand is gay stuff. And never the two shall meet.
A: Right, I'm straight but you are crazy.
G: I don't know, I've never met anybody that doesn't have anxiety.
A: Yeah.
G: Have you?
A: Yes.
G: Who?
A: My dad
G: Your dad has no anxiety?
A: Not like a problem with it.
G: What does he do all day?
A: Succeed.
A: You don't necessarily know that that's why your friend is acting the way your friend is acting.
G: Yeah I agree.
A: Like it took me a while to figure out -click-
G: Me?!
A: What's goin on over here!
You throw up when you're anxious!
G: Mm-hmm
A: I just burp.
Anyway I feel like the way you deal with the friend with mental illness is the same way you would just deal with anyone that's your friend, with compassion.
G: I think we do separate our brands a lot on this show however I do have mental illness stuff
in my past, I don't talk about it--
A: I kissed a girl.
G: Great. I don't talk about it on this show cuz' it's not like my whole deal
A: It's not my whole deal!
G: I mean it's what you care about a lot
Like not your whole deal, like your activism. Not like your whole deal meaning that you're like whatever. Like that's your activism.
A: Well I just don't think you need to hide it.
G: I'm not hiding anything.
A: No, I know. But I'm saying that is why I talk about it that much. Also--
G: If this were a TV show it would immediately cut to all the times you've talked about how you have mental illness
Sometimes friends will have mental illness that is noticeable and you just have to let them do whatever they need to take care of themselves.
And not judge that, and not make a big deal, or make fun of them.
A: Take your shoes off.
G: Take your shoes off if they need you to take your shoes off.
A: If they say “I don't want sit on the grass,” don't make them sit on the grass.
G: Right. And don't be like "ugh, just get over it"
A: I think a great way to deal with a friend who may be is going through something is to say “why don't you go talk to a professional?”
Like-
G: Yeah
A: -there's nothing wrong. You talk to a professional about everything else.
If your toilet's broken you're not like "Oh I better not talk to a professional that's embarrassing".
G: Don't let your friend dump it all on you if there not going to seek some kind of other-
Even if it's just running, even if you can't afford to see a professional if you're feeling bad and you just start running,
which is a free thing you can do.
A: oh but, it's awful.
G: I'm saying that you may not always be able to spot mental illness in people and that maybe you wouldn't think somone like me
would be on medication but I am. And so just be kind to your friends.
A: I knew.
-instrumental music-
A: It's not my whole thing. I have other things!
G: Name one other thing!
A: I'm a loser when it comes to love, I have a dog.
G: Yeah my whole thing is bisexuality.
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