(sighs)
Lucy, are we boring?
No, I'm not, you might be.
-You know what we need to do? -Hm?
Let's get outta here and let's go on a group vacation.
-Yes! -Get crazy, spice things up.
-Yes! -Yes!
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We could rent, like, one of those big, fancy houses.
Remember the last time we did that in Santa Barbara
and Todd cheaped out on everything?
Oh no.
How is he even an adult?
So it's only $250 each.
Yeah, it's not bad, right?
Uh...I'll give you $75,
and then I'm gonna take a little bottle of wine.
Are you haggling with me? What are you doing?
What? It's free, isn't it?
We grabbed some groceries from the store,
so you can just throw us cash whenever.
No thanks, got my own.
You're gonna eat bacon the whole trip?
Todd, we're going wine tasting,
you should probably put some pants on.
How much does it cost?
Why are we friends with him?
'Cause we love him.
Sweet meets savory. Mmm!
And all of his disgusting habits.
Ooh, what about skiing?
Remember the last time we went up north?
-Milo and his baby bladder. -He's like a Chihuahua.
Oh, you know what though? Vegas isn't that far.
Except I'd have to lecture Ben.
What, has he been gambling or something?
Oh no-no-no, it's a packing thing.
-What do you mean? -Every time we stay in a hotel,
he brings our entire house.
-Oh. -Hey, what's goin' on?
We're going to Vegas for a night.
You know that most hotels provide bedding, right?
-Yeah, it's Vegas though. -Yeah.
Oh, but good call on the skateboard and the teddy bear.
Could you grab this so I can get my arm out?
Yup.
Is this my college backpack?
That is...insane.
I love my husband, but maybe it should just be you and me.
As long as we can have separate rooms, which...
-What?! -...we'll make sure happens
because this.
Man, that's a medical condition.
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(screaming)
(all screaming)
She sees dead people, doesn't she?
I knew it.
Calm down, she's having a night terror.
(yawns)
(screaming)
Do you remember this? You sound like a monkey
being murdered in the woods.
Well, how 'bout the time
we put you in charge of the room reservation
the last time we went to Vegas?
I remember a fun night.
I'm very over it!
Hey guys! Can we go to the hotel now?
Um...you guys, the funny thing is
is that I booked the hotel for the wrong night.
We can't get it 'til tomorrow.
You know what? Things don't close in Vegas.
You know what they say?
Motel, mo' problems!
-No. -They don't say that!
It's not that big of a deal.
Maybe we should just stay here and cook.
(laughing)
Oh, don't turn that oven on, there's shoes in there.
You keep your shoes in your stove?
We gotta make closets, you know?
Look how tiny this thing is.
We could make, um,
shoestring French fries.
Nope. No. Stop it.
-I got more. -I can't handle it.
These shoes are made for baking.
No. What is wrong with you today?