it's happening oh it's happening we're
doing it we're doing fortnight 492 came
out everybody clear to play it it's
going to be cool like the rest of the
internet Oh God is that me
looks like me down a whole new fortnight
world there we are
me and the boys out fishing oh wait no
that was me all of them the idiot of the
group
definitely the idiot of the group oh
there she is the bus drivers in hope
you're all tanking this is initially the
equivalent of ruining a good plea it
just throws you into a game okay that's
actually cool I like that a lot
oh god what am I even using yeah wait
are these all actually other players oh
god I'm gonna die so fast I landed away
am I not able to sprint Oh God oh it
changed all my buttons oh no I haven't
played for tonight in small long I'm
gonna die so Cooper it's okay I have a
lot of gamer experience since then
people aren't even ready for this I can
swim fishing rod like a swimming
fortnight oh this is epic let's let's
fish screw fighting people I just want
to fish all the time I fished the ground
no they can't catch a land fish alright
there's action and happening over here
I remember how to fortnight I remember
I'm not an old man not knowing what to
do who I really am an old man our kids
still amazing at this game
Oh can they exercise no I get it
fortnight you just want gamers to sit in
their chairs all day and not exercise
got it oh my god you can swim in
fortnight this is the best game no game
has ever had swimming before this is
incredible I'm a dolphin now and I can
do six flips hello
dude I'm amazing
hell yeah give me all the things make me
feel good about myself
adhere to my addictive personality oh
god oh god oh wait
these are BOTS aren't they just buds
oh I thought it was really good somebody
else coming oh I don't have to race
shotgun out now I don't have to do much
apparently you know I'm gonna take it
I'm gonna take these wins anyway oh oh
dude dude I'm so cool but you guys can't
fly in fortnight no you can't I'm gonna
sit on top of this and fish oh yeah damn
it wait coffee break
happy break look I can still play for at
night and drink coffee at the same time
and the world's greatest gamer I may be
almost 30 years old but I can still game
make the best of them I'm going through
quick there's somebody up there
good night okay they suck and I still
can't hit them it's okay it's cuz I'm
giving them a chance I want to get in Co
so why don't they let them know that I'm
there to shave their faces with some
bullets yoo-hoo friend he goes you put
it away like a coward
I'm the greatest I'm the greatest
fortnight er there ever was
move over everybody else and this one
nailed up dudes and five kills in this
the greatest came before tonight I've
ever played Oh
one of them actually finally shot at me
but he never shot at me again for some
reason
hi why did the bots suck hear shots lads
were either coming from tango whisky
Delta Mike I see him I'm going for it
that was epic I don't care if they're
bots I'm still taking this win wait for
it
get get ready he's gonna die to the zone
break it up you two stop fighting stop
it now I didn't want to have to do that
I put the dad pants on and had to break
up an argument is there other people
fighting over here am I gonna have to
break up another argument are you guys
having a tiff oh that would have been
tasty hi oh oh the Haunted bro he's in
the water
let's get him what are you even doing
what are they doing it all why are they
like this another cow for the slaughter
maybe not this luck the next one I'll
get you at the next bullet don't you
worry okay just stand still then why
don't you it's okay give it to me I'm
the greatest for tonight er boots
there's boats in fortnight you can train
boots in fortnight
good wreck shop with boats in 40 make a
train come on land
we boat night coat night now lads you
dare shoot at me no no I'm not having it
fish man not having it there we go he
hit me he hit me and not only did he
hurt my shield but he also hurt my
feelings here are you really the best
nightmare the world has ever seen
I already got shot once how many kills
us that 13
yeah it's whatever it's pretty pretty
good ah you can even get the new battle
Pass Jesus don't forget to use code
Jacky boy man if you want to get
anything for fortnight I have a creator
code now I told you guys I'm really good
at fortnight so the female jacksepticeye
I'm probably gonna have to play as her
now complete alter-ego challenges to get
this it is me you've alter-egos me to
have a whole bunch of them you should go
watch me maybe do call chase to large
teams fight for the victory rile in an
action-packed mode where the first team
to get the target number of emanations
wins that sounds way more fun than
regular fortnight you can have two
pickaxes now for tonight's change so
much you guys know about this you can
you can mind things in fortnight just
like minecraft I'm a I'm a build a
little house just like Minecraft as well
if you guys don't mind don't any of you
have any redstone on you oh my god I can
still thank the bus driver best game
alright where we drop employees down
here it got it let's be an actual
fortnight err this time not against BOTS
against real people
don't be afraid though I know I might
scare you with my my sick gifts my
talented gamer moves I make fun of
fortnight a lot but I actually think
it's really cool I I just wish I was
better at it I'm terrible at the game I
want to be good but I just don't have
the time to put in practice whoa whoa
whoa whoa there buddy
don't you dare hey stop trying to singe
mears hairs with bullets let me have a
nice game of fun with my friends
fun night oh oh so close I could have
saved you buddy I tried me best oh I was
so close
imma get him Oh imma get him Oh God
or he'll get me Jesus okay sorry my bad
and God leave me alone oh you should
have been counting your prayer beads oh
okay you didn't see me you didn't see me
stealthy as the night
teets hold up I'm just drinking the
juice I need to drink my juice so I can
be nice for everybody okay hold on all
that coffee break oh god everyone's so
much better at this game than I am
oh I hit him
oh I hurt him I think I did today
hahaha payback is a [ __ ] named Jack oh
this is a bad idea though to come down
here and never suspected the enemy on
the ground oh hello
somebody wants to talk to me what's up
gamer hello yes I have a friend hello
hello are you ready to win I am that's
what I like to hear guys making friends
in fortnight is easy how do you got to
do is be a nice person no llama I see
you lava I want to get the llama what
have you got in store for me what have
you got in store for jackie-boy
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epic nice things Thank You fortnight you
saved my marriage
Oh God he's coming to me oh oh oh god I
suck
oh he's hurting
we remember that's going for night
scares me I don't like it
and I like this game it makes me anxious
oh I heard you I heard you going for
that sweet slurp Ornette way you make me
scared okay six it's six to six we can
bring this back gamers let's go gamers
let's go gamers that's it that's it good
chant good chat everybody you are
chanting with me
I hope so cheers to that my coffees all
gone this gun is awesome
it's good sounds like it will kill you
it sounds like something that should do
death hey I got an assist guys I'm not
here for the glory of everything I'm
just here to help out and have a good
time
oh I got you buddy oh I helped I was a
close one it could have been all over
there for you pal
gamers gamers everywhere a not a place
to drop show your face show your face
coward whoo if I could hit players it
would be awesome where are my bullets
going oh he can't be stopped
oh god oh god oh god reload reload
hi guys take five my god
five kills for me or smell em or can
smell the bad guys all around me oh I've
the sniffer this Nippert no the sniffers
on it I got a nose like a bloodhound you
guys can't escape me stay there bye oh
eight kills for me okay shouldn't have
watch this I totally suck
how dare you how dare you do this to me
alright alright epic gamer time epic
gamer I can't see anything
Oh watch this watch this oh man are you
watching doesn't feel like you were
watching it feels like it would have
been way more epic if you were watching
oh yeah
hell yeah bro dude we came to win and
that's what we did good job margin on
that steady work everybody you know what
that's actually fun for me it's fun it's
just really hard to play I want to play
it more I want to get better I want to
get back into the zone you know be a
gamer connect with society again be cool
like everybody else everybody else is
play fortnight every else is doing cool
stuff in it
I want to be part of the cool kids
alright I don't wanna be an old thirty
year old man sitting here scratch my
eyeballs
cuz the ricci you know why everyone was
like it for tonight so cool why don't
they make fortnight 2 and then they did
they called our Bluff on her mean
goddamn fortnight but if you guys liked
that video don't forget to floss like
but I went with the joke and then I was
like no that's so stupid
it's not even ironic a phony or on
ironically funny whatever just hit the
Lightfoot subscribe if you want to see
more fun fortnight yeah
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